Well yes he does because you think about it. You get up and your misses she gives you the orange juice and the newspaper then the bacons and the eggs. Then your buttering your toast and then woops the butted toast falls to the floor. Do you notice that when this happens every time it is the butted side of the toast that hits the floor. This cannot be no coincidence can it and what it really is is God he is telling you something. What he is telling you is to be careful what you are gonna do today or else you are gonna end up butted side down on the road if you get runned over. So you just gotta listen to what God he will tell you in nice little ways every day and you will be all rite.
Does God stuffs up your toast
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--> @UtanityYep. He's telling you to lay off the bacon.....All those carcinogenic preservatives.Best stick to porridge.And I've got no chance of my wife sorting my breakfast.And you should obviously, either butter your toast on the other side, or ask the Doctor why you keep dropping your toast on the floor.