Would a mod like to change my name to Dana?

That is my legal name and belly dance name.

Hi! Unforunately we do not have a way to change usernames. 

Belly dance name... I'm not confused or really laughing at having a stage name for that business, I'm confused why it's your real first name.

Just close that account and start another one with that name

If you still want that, just message me in private and I'll manually change it. I am afraid there is no interface for that, at the moment.