Obama's Cannibal chef named

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Okay Dart hear me out, me and  ilikepie figured out who actually butchers and cooks the human meat for the cannibal parties in Washington D.C.
It’s none other than chef Jose Andres.

Friends with the Obamas
Friends with Jeff Bezos
Friends with the Clintons
Was a close friend of Anthony Bourdain
He owns many prominent restaurants in Washington D.C, which are all frequented by politicians and the NWO elite

He is such a professional on the cooking of human flesh, that he was hired as the cooking consultant on the NBC show “Hannibal”, which of course is about a cannibal.



Jose was recently given a $100 million dollar gift “to do with as he pleases” from Jeff Bezos. Which to me seems like a pay off for his human butchery and cooking services.




Both Jose Andres and Pedo James Alafantis (comet ping pong) we’re both named as some of the most powerful people in D.C in 2012



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We do not know if he really is a cannibal or not. How about we stop jumping to conclusions faster than the triple jump world champion?
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  • In fact, Chef Jose Andres was Ivanka's favorite chef when the Trump Organization recruited him to open the ultra high end restaurant in the Trump International Hotel.
    • When Trump called Mexican immigrants rapists during his presidential announcement speech, Andres, himself a Spanish-speaking immigrant, realized that associating with Trump would be extremely harmful to his brand and he pulled out of the Trump hotel deal.
    • Trump sued Andres for $10 million and put him on the enemies list.  Since all of Trump's enemies are accused of eating children pro forma, Andres has been on that list since Michael Flynn's early Pizzagate days.
      • Andres countersued for $8 million saying Trump damaged his brand.  Once Trump gave his deposition in the case, the Trump Org was forced to settle.  The details are sealed but its clear that Trump ended up paying Andres.
    • Trump has good reason to despise Andres, who immigrated  to New York with $50 and turned himself into a millionaire restaurateur and famous philanthropist in the space of 12 years- a talent Trump has always admired but never understood.   Andres is famous for the generosity and efficiency of his philanthropy, while Trump actually had to admit to stealing from charities for personal gain.  
      • When Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico, Andres made the Trump administration look like racist fuckups by serving 3.5 million meals  out of his own pocket across the island when FEMA struggled to serve 50,000.
      • During the pandemic, Andres offered a $50 gift certificate to anybody who got vaccinated
      • Andres delivered millions of meals to Haiti after the 2012 Earthquake and millions more to FL and TX after Hurricanes.
      • That's why Bezos handed Andres $100 million- few people have accomplished as much direct, efficient, essential philanthropy as Andres has out of his own pocket.  Few people could be relied on to do more good with that money than Andres.
As has been long established, Wylted is a slave to the Right's disinformation campaigns.  Wylted gathers no information and formulates no opinion independent of what he's told to believe by sites like Infowars or QAnon.  Andres is an enemy of Trump, therefore any accusation, even knuckleheaded, evil, obvious lies like eating children must be believed and propagated unquestioningly.   The quality of the man and the potential harms done to that man are irrelevant- Wylted obediently believes what he is told to believe.

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@oromagi
I don't always like your rants but that had the right mix of sass and quality information to debunk Wylted's propaganda
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@oromagi
at this point i dont even know if wylted believes the stuff he says

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@Wylted
"Vice is a monster of such frightful mien..."

That you're willing to embrace just to be seen. So what?