What about like.  The Freaky bible verses ? 
Like the ( up there baldy ) verse.  
 A  2 kings verse.    This verse does not contradict,  it just .
Well it just is straight out odd. 
These blokes. 
The Matty, mark,  paul  and the rest of the gang,  
You have to think they were sometimes taking  dictations not having a clue what ummmmm " they were writing. 
Possessed if you will. 
Some of it must have been hard to hand in to the , lets say, the bloke who decided what went in it. 
Picture them going over what they for some reason felt compelled to write down. 
I mean what they had to write down.
I mean what they were willed inspired  to write down 
They'd be all like . 
WTF. 
Do you reckon  matt mark and co felt positively confident,  that what they wrote down was word for word what the god thing wanted them to write down. 
100% conference , word for word. 
Imagine God picking / choosing  you to be one of the writer downers of the freaky sounding sentences.  
 Like Back in the day. 
Ok one more thing to imagine.
Picture  god asking Cecile to write shit down for him and Cecile replying with.   
Sorry god i can not do the reading writing thing you speak of. 
God would just move on to the next person not even responding to Cecile's comment. 
Ok one more.
Picture god then asking Derrick to write some shlt down for him.   
And  Derrick replys with ' I am so sorry god but i can not right or reed. 
And god simply leaving it at that. 
Now picture god getting to Matthew.
And he goes .
He goes. 
Hey Matthew .
Matthew says yes god .
God goes. 
Write this down for me. 
Matthew replys with. 
Ahhhhh , sorry god . I cant read or write.       (   It was a different Matthew.) 
God swears real loud and moves on to the next human. 
MALE HUMAN.  A dozen or so guys later.
God comes across his first writing reader.  
Unfortunately his  name is Keith.  
Keith then goes on to write down 4 peter verses,  one matthew verse and a couple of Lukes.  
Sooooooo.
Keith writing  4 peters a matf and a luke is somewhat of a 
Con tra dick shun.