I, SirAnonymous, am running for DART President

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I am running for DART president. After looking at the state of the website, I saw that there are many issues that need to be dealt with. Although I never previously considered running, I realized that it would be arrogant for me to not consider it. Once I saw the current crop of candidates, I concluded that I must commence my candidacy.

Of course, every candidate must have a platform. My platform has the following planks:
  • More fair and balanced vote moderation
  • Dispensing with certain well-known pests who should have been banned ages ago
  • Clearer rules of what constitutes targeted harassment
  • Adding more checks and balances to the power granted to individual moderators
  • Adding the office of Vice President (unless that was already added. I can't find the rules for the campaign)
  • Adding the office of Site Engagement Coordinator
  • Adding the office of Social Media Manager
  • Adding the office of Disinformation Corrector
  • Placing more limits on the propagation of misinformation, including:
    • Warning members who share disinformation
    • Placing notices below posts containing disinformation
    • Moderation penalties for repeat offenders
  • Investigations into the treatment of Vici and Bones
  • Investigations into Wylted's corrupt offers of gift cards in exchange for votes
  • Investigations into prior vote moderation practices
  • Giving new users green coins to encourage involvement
  • Introducing an optional verification system and blue check to users who pay $3.14 a month
  • Banning people who track my Illuminati travels
  • Building a firewall to keep out Canadian users
  • Giving everyone one million elo points
I nominate Mharman as Vice President, RM as Site Engagement Coordinator, Wylted as Social Media Manager, and BrotherDThomas as Disinformation Corrector. My ego assures me this is a good idea, and the voices in my head will manage my campaign.

IT'S MY TURN!






























(This is a joke. If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.)

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Thank you for the nomination. Should you somehow win I will gladly accept the position and support your efforts. 
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Dispensing with certain well-known pests who should have been banned ages ago
That doesn't sound ominous at all. . .

How do you determine who is a "pest" to exterminate? What is the criterion.

This seems to be a direct contradiction to your previous campaign promise of:

More fair and balanced vote moderation

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You may want to scroll to the bottom of the post and read the last line.