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  • bsh1
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    Post any and all here. Posters should disclaim that they are not rendering *actual* insult to any subject of the rap if that subject is a user here. Everything should be taken and meant in good fun. Feel free to write reviews as well. Please understand that raps often involve sexual, insulting, or braggadocious language, and that the use of these words will be considered artistic expression as long as it does not become harassing (i.e. overly focused on a particular user), doxxing, or consistently threatening. Any user may at any time request (publicly, in this thread, or in a PM to me) that they not be rapped about in this thread, and that request will be honored.

    I'll go first. No COC violations, threats, insults, etc. are intended. Please let me know how I did; this is my first time rapping. It's entitled "Head Bowed."

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    Before you suck me off get your head bowed
    You know you want me to come and get your ass plowed
    Cause I'm the baddest bitch in this whole place
    And you ain't even worth it, you just blank space
    You just a motherf*cker ain't got endowed
    A wanna be whore that only kowtows
    So bend over now on your kneepads
    And I'll show you domination like a dungeon dad
    A disgrace, a sh*tface, chained and gagged
    Erase your name--you gonna die sad!

    Before you suck me off get your head bowed
    You know I'm on fleek, turn your ass around
    I see it in your eyes, got invidia
    At least I'm not like you, no chlamydia 
    And when I take that whip I got good form
    But when you in the bed you just deformed
    And when I'm with my man, I'm good for 'im
    But when you with your girl, you're just lukewarm
    A scrawny little dunce, f*ckin moron
    You wish you could be me with that more brawn

    Before you suck me off get your head bowed
    Cause I make all the men go oh wow
    So guzzle all that milk, let the honey flow
    Like my rap, perfect pace; I get the money, hoe
    You crawl up to me beggin' for some handouts
    But I ain't here to help bail your ass out
    If you want my money, my treats, and no bans
    Better show me you can work that f*ckin' poll stand
    So crawl on over hear with your lap dance,
    good dog, rub against a real man's lance

    Before you suck me off get your head bowed
    I hear you in that dungeon, got you beggin' loud
    I got the brains, I got the ass, I got the ripped men
    Know that I'm always turnt like a straight ten,
    But you anorexic ugly like a gay one
    Ain't no one wanna see your limp blowgun
    Microscopic anyway--it's sorry hon'
    You need that f*cking dildo just to get off
    Cause no one wants to see you with your clothes off
    So you take out your frustrations in these rage posts
    But you ain't got nothing in those empty boasts

    Before you suck me off get your head bowed
    You know you want me to come and get your ass plowed
    Cause mine ain't flaccid like yours at climax
    I know how to give it on those freakin' barebacks
    So come on sorry hoe and give that deep throat
    I know you want it bad but I'm not gonna gloat
    Your sorry enough with your sad-ass rhymes
    It's not your fault that you're past your prime
    Oh, wait--nevermind!
    You know I'm the baddest bitch in this whole place
    And you know you're just a waste of space

    Yeah, before you suck me off get your head bowed
    Drink it all up like you need it now!
    And if you do good I might not lock you up
    Got the dungeon all ready to f*ck you all up.
    Bitch.

    *drops mic*

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    --> @bsh1
    Strongest Lines
    And you ain't even worth it, you just blank space
    You just a motherf*cker ain't got endowed
    A wanna be whore that only kowtows

    And I'll show you domination like a dungeon dad

    I see it in your eyes, got invidia
    At least I'm not like you, no chlamydia 

    But when you with your girl, you're just lukewarm
    A scrawny little dunce, f*ckin moron
    You wish you could be me with that more brawn

    Cause I make all the men go oh wow
    So guzzle all that milk, let the honey flow
    Like my rap, perfect pace; I get the money, hoe
    You crawl up to me beggin' for some handouts
    But I ain't here to help bail your ass out

    So crawl on over hear with your lap dance,
    good dog, rub against a real man's lance


    I hear you in that dungeon, got you beggin' loud
    I got the brains, I got the ass, I got the ripped men
    Know that I'm always turnt like a straight ten,
    But you anorexic ugly like a gay one
    Ain't no one wanna see your limp blowgun
    Microscopic anyway--it's sorry hon'

    So you take out your frustrations in these rage posts
    But you ain't got nothing in those empty boasts

    Cause mine ain't flaccid like yours at climax

    I know you want it bad but I'm not gonna gloat
    Your sorry enough with your sad-ass rhymes
    It's not your fault that you're past your prime


  • RationalMadman
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    Beat (play on loop, this rap's a long one): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qzo8fRwWHc

    Disclaimer: CoC<Rap just ask bsh1, end of story.

    Title (LOL?): Clickety click

    You're empty, well no; more like shallow,
    You're not quite hollow your persona's a shadow,
    Like I get it,  you want me to blow you like your cock's crack, hoe, it isn't helping you seem alpha when your whack lyricism's filled with the crap flow,
    I'm liquid that's that fact, terrifying snitches so I'm banned just befo' the Quidditch match, yo,
    I'm feeling like you're confused 'bout your status since you've got a Crown for a Badge oh you low hangin' fruity faggot 'dungeon daddy' like Drafterman with the DnD you're a master of a sad home,
    Slashed family ties up in the place that I'm supposedly gagged, th'only reason for the Bandanda 'n' apple shuttin' my trap's that I'm a rap Pro,
    But my spit corroded the apple, you're hopeless, Mister prestigious giving-Head mod of a site where Mad's back statin' facts so brutal your neck gets snapped, foe,
    You'd expect that you'd grow in friends with bottom feeders climbing over the fence so they ally that one with power but damn, bro,
    The inverse of that happened when you ruled here within a fortnite-flat, go back 'n' check the hist'ry in which me, myself, and I carried you guys against rebellion like a Lottery win would do to your cash flow, Drafter would have ravaged your asshole, had you blowing on his blunt with Virt in a skirt like puff puff pass, open up your chicken-shittin' cluck cuck ass, know the only one you owed your hung with rope so fast, you would think I was Guevara to your Fidel Castro.

    You sit on that throne glorious, flauntin' all that brawn, bish,
    We both know who got the brains, and is the epitome of beauty that's impossible to adorn, isn't that why you're begging me to be the mighty Viking who slides three fingers back there and up front'll blow your horn?
    I got so many cards up my sleeve, when I strike it's only mercy that I warn; and when you lay me on the table ready to go all King Kong did you forget that I'm ill as it gets and since I'm not with you not more, your source of protection's gone? Shit you enjoy all that AIDs, bannin' anyone you hate, who isn't popular enough to retaliate or justify if they evade, but forgot who I am, RM'll spend years patiently lying in wait, so when your fuckin' Mike in that dungeon, don't forget who locks your gates.
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    --> @Castin @Raltar @ResurgetExFavilla @TheHammer @thett3
    Hype building ping
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    --> @bsh1
    Can you just tell me what exactly you mean by feedback? Like giving detailed feedback to someone who is not intending to be pro at this stuff or even mediocre is basically pointless, right? You wanna do this for fun as a novice or improve? If you do want to improve, how much and to what level?

    What do you think matters most in raps? There is no right answer, your answer determines your style is all.
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    Sinful Nature-SupaDudz
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    Cleft chin bitch cause you spew a lot of shit
    Disses I make could be the shopping list
    And I know for a fact I'm getting under you skin
    Because just like a 1920s premiere, your completely fin
    And that the fact is your drive shift manual
    Because you crushed on 12 girls annual
    One every month, everyone flopped
    So coming after me as a lyricist will end up to you getting dropped

    Here little girl, come look at me
    I'm a popular athlete
    Fitting in with a stupid ass hairline
    Come into my pants because your so fine
    I'm not gonna let some innocent girls get tricked into your pad
    And try to think of you as "bad"
    When you haven't even hit a JUUL in you life
    So what makes you think she will ever be your wife?
    When she wants a man who's willing to take the risk
    Fuck that she would dip, and she would go, tisk tisk.
    Your a little snake
    Slither to the next and accuse them of being fake
    *hiss hiss*

    Competitive prick wants to take an advantage
    Of someone who's hooked up with more girls than you could ever imagine
    And diss me and talk shit about the master
    When I kissed more girls, guess I went faster
    Talk shit on a foe
    But he replaced you on the team, like someones side hoe
    Try to be like Migos cause you always like the talk
    But could never ever walk it like you talk it, never walk
    Set your bar lower, than maybe you could get her
    And if you didn't try so hard maybe it would be for sure

    Personality for lost than James "Sawyer" Ford 
    These losses you cant afford
    Because your unemployed looking for a quick buck
    Cause you were too scared of getting trucked
    By a baseball being an umpire
    While I just one thousand on the wire
    Checks after checks, I'm sorry that you left
    I just stole your dignity, call it Grand Theft
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    I am not actually insulting anyone except for bsh, who made it personal long ago.

    What up everyone,
    You know I'm here for revenge
    Against this awful mod team
    Who keep banning my friends

    I don't care about ethan
    Since he's such a huge joke
    But RM and Wylted?
    They're my favorite folk

    Castin's whole act
    The faux good cop
    It gets on my nerves
    She really needs to stop

    As for Virtuoso
    His position gives me the blues
    Why's the mod team
    Filled with all these "literally who?"s

    Now it's time for the boss
    The big bad Brian
    I could tell you we were pals,
    But I'd have to be lyin'

    You might wanna know why all the hate
    So I'll give you a clue
    There's no need to feel sorry
    For this pathetic little 2
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    --> @TheHammer
    Totally disagree with the Castin line, like really heavily disagree with it. You don't understand what is being manipulated behind the scenes but she's doing her absolute human best to be reasonable, caring and Just. 

    The "Literally who" line did really make me laugh even though I dig the hell out of Castin, I agree entirely with what you're getting at there, it perplexed me too.
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    I'm just interested in how I did and whether it was any good tbh. I'm not really interested in improving, since I doubt I would do this again. But I am just curious how my effort did.
  • SupaDudz
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    My rap mistakes grammatically

    trucked=strucked
    for=more
  • RationalMadman
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    --> @bsh1
    I will just let others give that feedback, I can't give non-technical feedback on a diss rap of me and say anything other than 'that was shit'. It's not wrong for me to say that either, it's actually the only response I can give because of conflict of interest.

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    Want to do a rap battle debate? I'd prefer it be judge only (I pick 2 judges, you pick 2 judges, me mutually pick 1 judge). I'd want to use my rap here for my first round.
  • SupaDudz
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    Tweet Tweet Birdy-SupaDudz
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    Fucking little pedophile sitting on his porch
    Waiting for some bitch to suck his itty bitty torch
    Bitch I am the fire that's going to spark the flame
    You think this is football, bitch this ain't a game
    My prozzy hook me up said your dick was a tic tac
    Come after me and you'll a full Hiroshima scaled attack
    Kamikaze bitch you took your own life away
    A mix of some deep shit and some lyrical genius will make you go astray
    Don't even have to call genius
    A mistake in the fee-tus
    Guess your DNA got some parts that it don't want to see
    Like your ugly past that you exposed for me
    Shout to land while the bird go free

    Let's start with game, let's start with the elephant in the room
    The first minute of the beef your crew said your in doom
    Didn't have the confidence to take your back
    Now they taking my side for the amount of money that I gave them in a stack
    Just a sell out, no show
    They want to see you go
    For the money on the low
    So I guess just killed two birds in one stone
    I guess that's why she didn't pick up the phone
    Because it was time to dip from the rodeo
    And this song gonna be blasted on every na-tio-nal radio
    To expose you as failure to your pedigree
    And make you so embarrassed you may drift to see
     
    Jumped off a cliff for revenue
    Gravity wasn't on your side, Forest Ave
    Took a trampoline into the street, that's what really happened
    You did not get mopped, you had this shit pre-planned
    Running out of money in your bank account
    Ye bitch I said that cause you stole out my bank account
    Just to get some slut to succ since you already ejaculated 
    But she hated you so she left you flaccid
    So stop calling me dumb when don't have your GED
    And you can't get a girl to touch your peepee

    Camgirl subscription
    $20 admission
    Just so you can rub it more
    Call you hentai because when you saw a pussy when you 14, you wen't to vore
    Call you beef stew cause you stirred the pot
    Just like your pot that you hit a lot
    You lost your weed license
    Cause you got caught in the Back of the Woods smoking away your life crisis 

    Disclaim: Not to anyone, pretend diss track
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    Okay all insults or criticisms on this forum that are not delivered in rap form are now weak and lame as shit to me.
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    --> @Castin
    Lol.
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    --> @bsh1
    Liked the element of the repeating line, reinforced it in my head. I always like raps that have something like a chorus or hook that repeats, rather than non-repeating free flow. Though I realize in a one-on-one rap battle that's the standard.

    I see it in your eyes, got invidia
    At least I'm not like you, no chlamydia 
    ^ Lol epic. Favorite line.

    In general I would've liked to see a slightly more balanced ratio between sexual and nonsexual slams, but that's more of a qualm I have with the medium in general. Sexual dominance slams are just how it's done, but still, I treasure clever nonsexual slams.

  • SupaDudz
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    --> @bsh1
    Oh Moderator(Bsh1 Disstrack)-Dudz

    DISCLAIMER SINCE THIS IS AN ACTUAL DISS I DO NOT MEAN THE THINGS I SAY AND ARE IN NO WAY REPRESENTING ILL FEELINGS TOWARD HIM. SINCE IT IS PERMITTED TO DISS AS STATED, I WILL DO SO. BSH1 CAN COME AND DISS ME BACK. THIS IS ALL FUN AND GAMES AND WE ARE ALL JUST HERE FOR THE BOYS
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    *hahaha motherfuckers, Dudz is here*

    Welcome to the rap game bsh. please to meet you
    My name is SupaDudz and it's time to cook you up like beef stew
    It's a hard industry and now I'll make it more hard
    Just like your cock when I drop the ace of spades card
    And I'm gonna make waves just like your moderation
    Try to ease up a bit, call it toleration
    Because as a straight male I've had gay guys in their feelings
    While you can't even control the anti-bsh uprising 
    And the body pics on DDO are fantasies
    Because the odds of that happening are a spec in the galaxy

    Call me Darth Vader, I am the king of the evil and darkness and infecting your brain like a nasty ass parasite
    But then call me the Skywalker, I taught that bitch Ray to have some loyalty and give Kylo a good fight
    Run away bitch this is a betrayal 
    Anakin so jealous, he just hit me up in the email
    DS9 your favorite, but I compare to VOJ
    Because your the worst of the best and milking shit for spare change
    No Rational here but I am the most creative here
    Piccaso and Rowling with a mix of young ideas for me to steer
    Yea I made a student in your eyes
    But I am the teacher that needs to play a game of iSpy
    To keep your from soaring away and kept in a container like iFly

    Moderator try to be cool
    Moderator try to be tough
    Moderator try to be in
    But moderator will get himself into a pin
    Moderator thinks it to rough
    Moderator sends down the hammer to act cool when he acting just a like fool
    And no abuse here on the page
    I got the money to pay off the wage
    Meek Mill, yea I'm the Difference
    While you been sitting in the car  smoking off in the distance

    Your gonna get all Pixar in this bitch
    Cry, cry, and sob and come out with something more irritating than a snitch
    Cmon Pixar that is pathetic
    Cars 3 and Coco? What an utter mess of a rhetoric
    Just like Pixar you persuade people into your logic
    But your disappear after this diss like the mat haters magic

    *poof poof*






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    --> @bsh1
    You're just going to pick some fool like kingladdy for judge who ignores all logic to perpetuate their BS reasons to hate me.
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    --> @bsh1
    If we do that I want all judges agreed by both.
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    --> @RationalMadman
    Fine. Suggest me some in a PM.
  • SupaDudz
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    --> @bsh1
    I would happily judge this debate lol fair and square

  • SupaDudz
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    --> @bsh1
    u just gonna avoid my disstrack lmao
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    --> @SupaDudz
    Challenge me to a rap battle then.
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    Ok then. Accept my rap battle #4 that i have going
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    --> @SupaDudz
    I will if you specify in the description that insults should be taken as part of the genre, and not as poor conduct.