Instigator / Pro
7
1458
rating
12
debates
37.5%
won
Topic
#1077

Rap Battle

Status
Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics
Better arguments
3
6
Better sources
2
4
Better legibility
1
2
Better conduct
1
2

After 3 votes and with 7 points ahead, the winner is...

TheAtheist
Tags
Parameters
Publication date
Last updated date
Type
Standard
Number of rounds
2
Time for argument
One week
Max argument characters
10,000
Voting period
One week
Point system
Multiple criterions
Voting system
Open
Contender / Con
14
1378
rating
36
debates
38.89%
won
Description

Don't forfeit please.

Round 1
Pro
#1
You're the atheist,
But you're the craziest weightiest, insatiate, racist,
Did I also mention, you are like an anus,
Small and tight, I would give you a -1 if you got rated.

Now let's talk a little bit about me,
You've got a small one, but I've got a large peepee
Are you a girl, if you are you sure are slutty.
I'm like the communist party, but you are bourgeoisie

Now, prepare for fire
I'm the person, your the milk, and you will expire,
I'm the car, your the wheels, you have a flat tire,
Good luck beating me, I will retire





Con
#2
After all my years on DART, I would never think
That I would have to debate with a fucking drink
Who thinks calling me ‘bourgeoisie’ is a roast
This battle hasn’t started and he’s already toast!

I could forfeit all my rounds and I would still win
I’m going to play Gatorade like a violin
This bitch doesn’t know what a mess he’s in
He’s lost his fucking head, just like Anne Boleyn!

You talking about my penis? That’s creepy, dude!
What’s next? Asking me to send you nudes?
Stay away from my anus, Mr. Gatorade
I don’t want you to infect me with Gator-AIDS!

Saying my dick is small and calling me a whore?
You sound like a troll from debate.org!
You scream that I’m racist? That’s an awful lie
You’re right, you should retire - and then go fucking die.

Round 2
Pro
#3
After all your years on DART? You have been here for 13 days,
Trying to put up with the best, but they laugh at you saying "Your gay."
So use real lyrics and rap, stop flexing 1 dollar bills like Lil Tay.
From here on out I'll destroy you with my word play.

Your bars are not complex,
You simply can not rap, you don't deserve respect,
I'm hunting down little animals like you , (I'm a t-rex)
My lyrics confuse you, you will get perplexed.

My lines are yummy like good porridge,
You're a coward, you have no friends, you have no courage.
Take your rap, crumple it up, and throw it in the storage,
D*mn, I roasted you so hard, your face is RED ORANGE.

This rap cannot be surpassed,
I'm charging like it's a gigantic attack,
Spitting words out way to fast
Yeah, I get first place, and you get last.




Con
#4
I’m only perplexed ‘bout how your bars are so bad
Compared to you, Lil Tay’s a fucking rap god
If you’re a T-Rex, bitch, then my name is Godzilla
Step out of my way, I’m a dinosaur killer! 

I’ve never told people that they’re gay, you liar
My face is red and orange cause I’m spitting fire!
If you’re a bowl of porridge, I’m an English breakfast!
I’m like a shiny Bugatti, you’re like a shitty Lexus!

I’ve had enough of your rhymes and your awful lyrics
The only place you’ll finish first is in the Paralympics!
Your raps are so bad you were doomed from the start
See you later, weirdo, TheAtheist out!