I Cut My Hair
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I: First person pronoun. I am referring to myself, and only me. This subject is about me.
Cut: Shorting of the hair.
Hair: Any of the fine threadlike strands growing from the skin of humans, mammals, and some other animals. (The hair that grows out of my scalp.)
I prefer the Hendrix look.
New Hairdo. An allegory by Zedvictor 4
I see you've cut your hair my dear
I can see your face from ear to ear.
I also see that down below
You have also had a go
And legs and pits and back and tum.
And a waxing up the bum.
At 85 your feline grace
Is sagging and drooping all over the place
So why the need for this svelte version
When I preferred a fluffy Persian
Anyway it looks kind of weird
Because you haven't shaved off your beard.
And what's the price we've had to pay
So that you can look this way
Razors and strips and scissors and all
Strewn about the bathroom floor
The shower's blocked the bin is stacked
And now you are completely knacked.
So why the need to look much barer
Perhaps it is the new carer.
A memory, a yearn, a tingle
Back to the days when you were single
A hope that passion once again flickers
When he has to change your knickers.
Interesting biblical hypothesis by the way.
Thank you for that excellent poem. I didn't know my beard was that noticeable though. 😰
Therein lies an evolved dysfunction of opportunities.
And doesn't Kris Jenner look fabulous with volume heavy hair....Notwithstanding the plasterers trowel and the hypodermicists creativity.
Yet Jasmine's hair
Though youthful dalliance is not an abeyance, but signals a predestined step into the future....Under square shades.
To the marketeers delights of wonder and super-human opportunities presented wealth and immortality.
Oozes the bowl the mirror the store the product the stylist the morning the evening, every waking hour and dreams.
A system that demands conformity of aspiration lacking aspiration to be her the goddess of fakery and illusion.
The early death throws of function, telomeric erosion and ever demanding strife enduring fecundity preordained.
And Jasmine....The Sun will engulf the world and all Earth's energy will be dissipated no more
I'm going to be honest, I don't understand a word of what you've just said. But I do enjoy the comparison of me and Kris Jenner.
Jasmine....Shall I compare thee to a summers day.
And Kris....Shall I compare thee to the bleak depths of grey winter.
Compare not the Damsel Fly with the Toad.....Nor the Gazelle with the Warthog.
For tis an unfair comparison.
The mask of decay doth not compare well with the beauty of youthfulness.
For money doth not yet buy immortality, it merely hideth the mortal truth.
What an amazing juxtaposition and contradiction is hair.
I do want it here, but I don't want it there.
Sang Humpty Dumpty carelessly.
Let down your hair.
There were no scissors there.
And so Jasmine?
Hair today...Gone tomorrow.
I looked at the back of my head. And oh my god, it looks terrible! I will never go outside again. 😭
Sounds like an out of body experience
Or a dream
Or mirror trickery
So a hat
Will cover that
But unless you walk backwards
Too busy anyway
To look up
SO DO YOU LIKE MY HAT?
Have you cut it?
I used to look like Hendrix
Cool hat Jasmine
I just said
Your hair's different
Bleep swish swish tap tap
Depending upon your latitude
Oh such a lovely bonnet
And Miss Jasmine out a courting
New hair cut
And so the hiding strategy
Know it's there
So do not
The opening verse of Purple Haze.....By Jimi Hendrix
Purple haze all in my brain
Lately, things just don't seem the same
Acting funny, but I don't know why
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Curly hair on top your head
So having this debate with Zed
Cut it short but you don't know why
Does it make you wanna laugh or cry
And Bob said..... Let there be light
And it shone upon the wonders of the Earth
And then he made people in his own image
But people were not content with Bob's creation
And Bob was sad and cried tears upon the Earth
But humankind were ingenious, for they were the sons and daughters of Bob.
And so 'twill be, that Jasmines hair will grow plentifully
And shall become a life's burden, stacked amongst the heavy baggage of social expectation.
And happiness will be short as the hair has become short
For tomorrow will be another unsatisfactory hair day.
Bye Bye Jasmine.
It is now, hoe.
Hey...It's not a big deal.
Jasmine cut her hair.
The poetry was fun.
The debate was never going to be
A serious one.
Thanks for taking the time to vote.
How does Con get get the args? You were the guy who voted against me because i have made an argument a bit off the track, and now you are voting args upon someone who literally conceded?
Well it is not her profile picture, so we can never confirm that it is her.
If you click on Jasmine's link
You will see before and after
Jill asks me why I’m such a hairy guy,
I’m hairy night and day, enough for you to buy,
I’m hairy high and low; don’t ask; don’t know
Just stroke it smooth, t’will rise and show…
So, Darlin', give me head with hair,
Such long, beautiful hair,
Shining, gleaming, sniffing, flaxen, wax on,
Turn on, give me hair down to there
Hair that thrills when you stare,
Hair, baby, hair, momma, hair wherever,
Show it, but don’t mow it, God, can I grow it!
Flies in the breeze, tangles in the trees,
Give a home to the fleas, a hive for the bees,
A nest for the birds, don’t they love my sniffing yours,
There ain’t no words for the wonders of coiffeurs,
Legs, hairy, pits, hairy, everywhere I’m hairy, Harry.
©2019 by fauxlaw
[homage to the 60s Broadway hit, "Hair"]
It's an allegory about modern expectations.
What are you trying to make?
Alright, alright, this is truism, unless...??
I can handle a 1000 characters.
So can I interpret the resolution as “On balance, the user known as Jasmine, will cut her hair at least once in her life”?
Or you can change the resolution to "I chose to cut my hair" and change the word limit to 20 000 and you'll have an opponent.
define those terms intelligence_06 asked for. I'll be up for it
Define “I”, “cut”, and “hair”.
Change it to "I, with 100 percent certainty, cut my hair" and raise the word limit to 10 000 and you've got an opponent.