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#6254
Meowbah can beat Allah in a fight. Meowbah can beat Jesus in a fight. Ameow. Inshallah.
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Description
Meowism is the religion of Meowbah. If you are a meowist, you must pray to Meowbah/Meowballah each night
I am Meowist. I believe in God Meowbah.
Site doesnt let me select Meowism as my religion.
I consider this as insult to my God Meowbah.
All hail Meowbah, the most merciful, gracious.
Meowbah wills it!
""Can" is really ambiguous, since anything can happen"
So my topic is unbeatable!
FYI, the resolution could be better. "Can" is really ambiguous, since anything can happen (such as R. Kelly filmed himself raping an underage girl, and the jury believed his lawyer that it was possible she was the devil so acquitted him). "Most likely" is far better.
Here's how I would rewrite this resolution:
"Meowbah would most likely beat Allah or Jesus Christ in a fight. Ameow. Inshallah."
Thank you for vote 😊
Meow Akbar!
Meow wins here. Cast one vote.