Instigator / Pro
12
1403
rating
16
debates
21.88%
won
Topic
#747

Rap Battle

Status
Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics
Better arguments
3
24
Better sources
6
16
Better legibility
2
8
Better conduct
1
8

After 8 votes and with 44 points ahead, the winner is...

K_Michael
Tags
Parameters
Publication date
Last updated date
Type
Standard
Number of rounds
5
Time for argument
Three days
Max argument characters
30,000
Voting period
Two weeks
Point system
Multiple criterions
Voting system
Open
Contender / Con
56
1581
rating
38
debates
64.47%
won
Description

No information

Round 1
Pro
#1
I’ll waive
Con
#2
Hello there, Josh. Now this might sound posh,
I've written but poetry before. (Try not to snore)
I've got rhyme and rhythm to spare
But I'll have to take care
For my topic's more boring than of old. (It's you, Stebold)

My lines are too short, but then again, are they?
Of me, there's no report, but that doesn't bar the way
I'll make my own way, as I always do,
Hopefully, you're trying too.

If a patterned insult is all you've got
I won't give you a second thought.
There're too many posers here, clogging my space, wasting my time.
Don't think that you're different just because you can rhyme.

"You're just fifteen," you say, "stop giving me sass."
Well, it doesn't take an adult to not be crass.
I don't know you, to me you have no repute.
Since it goes both ways you'll have little to refute.
Round 2
Pro
#3
Forfeited
Con
#4
You've changed my mind
You're worse than a troll
'A forfeit!' you whined
I'm done with this bull-

perhaps if you show up for the final three rounds
you could save some respect; you're on unsteady ground
Believe me, I know what it's liked to be scared,
but if you run from your fears, you're forever impaired.

Just three stanzas, that's how nice I am
Some slack on your noose, I'm a meek little lamb
Beginning next round, though, I'll ear you apart
Show up if you dare, with fear in your heart.
Round 3
Pro
#5
Forfeited
Con
#6
I don't know what response you're trying to evoke
I've never (virtually) met such a cowardly bloke
Your profile says 6 days ago you last were on (obviously)
but you can look on in fear without signing up (anonymously)

Round 4
Pro
#7
Forfeited
Con
#8
I'm done. My opponent can try to salvage something from the remaining round.
Round 5
Pro
#9
Forfeited
Con
#10
sigh

You even logged on yesterday.