Instigator / Pro
42
1402
rating
44
debates
40.91%
won
Topic
#762

Structured Rap Battle

Status
Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics
Better arguments
18
6
Better sources
12
4
Better legibility
6
2
Better conduct
6
0

After 6 votes and with 30 points ahead, the winner is...

Wrick-It-Ralph
Tags
Parameters
Publication date
Last updated date
Type
Standard
Number of rounds
5
Time for argument
Three days
Max argument characters
10,000
Voting period
One week
Point system
Multiple criterions
Voting system
Open
Contender / Con
12
1697
rating
556
debates
68.17%
won
Description

Raps will be presented in the form of rhyming arguments with the debate topic (Dissing My Opponent) Both side will taken on the burden of diss to one another.

Round 1: Opening disses
Round 2: Rebuttal disses of R1 disses.
Round 3: Rebuttal disses of R2 disses
Round 4: Interrogation Disses, Question Disses only.
Round 5: Answer Question Disses and Closing Disses(My contain any relevant disses from the debate.)

My accept Burden of Diss and Diss Format to accept.

Round 1
Pro
#1
Everything written after this is part of the rap. 


Premise 1, You're half baked like doughy bread.  For Ralph's sake you have a cannoli for a head.  You're no heavy hitter just a critter made from a fritter, maybe green apple flavored, because you seem kind of bitter.

Premise 2, I'm a pot cake, cause I rise when I bake.  But I'll make you salty enough, that you'll still want me on your steak.  I rap so completely, I come with fries and a shake.  I'm a super sized combo, I'm a good deal to make.

My conclusion is you're in a solipsistic illusion, fueled by your grandiose delusion and a sense of seclusion.  But I will bring you back to real life with a well place contusion.  Cause only narcists would place the human race in exclusion.




End Rap.  I will now await my opponent's opening disses. 
 
Con
#2
This Round I diss and cannot rebuke the R1 of Pro. Saving that for R2.

Essential Background Info
  1. He has had rap battles with me where the voters kept criticising my need to rhyme over delivering good puns and lacking content for the sake flow.
  2. He's pro-choice most likely based on him being atheist and a few other things he's expressed.
  3. His avatar right now is an elephant's head.

Beat to Loop (right-click video, click Loop and eargasm all you want): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ceA9ZAnW3s

Yawning, fawning a care in this battle that's dawning, I look at this opponent who thinks like voters who like raps that are boring,
Poor thing i am, but these memories I'm storing are of events where the crowd bood me, crickets chirping, voters snoring,
I get it I should try and be less poetic, just rhyme rigid not flaunting, no flow like a pogo stick boring line-by-line like, ignoring  all the intricacies of rap like rapping is a chore 'n' win, 
Here I come, new and improved, lost the battle but long-term winning my warring while you're an inelegant elephant that left a clever cunt soaring,
All this Round of mine's a rhyme-scheme that comes developed with caution I've bided my time waiting sitting best-on-the-site rating and I get it, you're pathetic and can rap battle and meme war your way into debate rating distortion,
You're this site's finest, pro-choice botched abortion, congratulations your debating's been inflated by the ways you win, disproproportionate 'pour syllables together' slap a rhyme on the end an elephant-sized wild boar stunt, Grand until you come across a madman lion quiet at night and the next day you known as fraud'lent.
Round 2
Pro
#3
Pre rap statements. 

You said: 
He's pro-choice most likely based on him being atheist and a few other things he's expressed.
I'm pro life actually but my views on the subject are complicated.  I felt the need to point this out because it's a very serious issue to me. 
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Now on to the funny business  \m/  (@.@)  \m/
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- = fast syllable (tech 9 speed)



Your yawn didn't make dawn it ended before-it-began. and if you think the voters-are-wrong then why-are-you fawning my man?  

You're-blaming-and-flaming-the-voters-while-claiming-that-we-must-be-insane-to-not-accept-your-reign-and-hopping-on-the-train-of-RM-feigning-fame-retaining-off-your-name-while-failing-what-a-shame.

You-step-with-lazy-raps-and-say-you-are-a-lion-with-those-hazy-rhymes-that-you-rely-on-you-think-I-ply-on-any-line-I-try-on-bitch-I-go-with-the-tacit-flow-like-the-people-of-Zion 

I'll abort you like a disproportionately distorted boar, so take caution to the fraudulence, that you will implore. to be the answer to your facetious, ill bide, at the core.  You never find the right goal post, so you can't make a score. 


Con
#4
Forfeited
Round 3
Pro
#5
Pass I guess
Con
#6
You win.
Round 4
Pro
#7
well that was anticlimactic.
Con
#8
I surrender, pls ramshutu whip me in the votes, make my ego bleed!!!
Round 5
Pro
#9
gg then 
Con
#10
You didn't have to type that many rhymes just so you know. You can say "ping pong I'm king Kong" and leave that as the only rhyme and then type an essay about me and ramshutu and spacetime will go oh ueahhh RM is so forced he tries too hard to rhyme omg so weird and whack!!!!