Instigator / Pro
24
1402
rating
44
debates
40.91%
won
Topic

Wrap Battle

Status
Finished

All stages have been completed. The voting points distribution and the result are presented below.

Arguments points
9
9
Sources points
8
8
Spelling and grammar points
4
4
Conduct points
3
4

With 6 votes and 1 point ahead, the winner is ...

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Publication date
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Category
Music
Time for argument
Three days
Voting system
Open voting
Voting period
One week
Point system
Four points
Rating mode
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Characters per argument
5,000
Contender / Con
25
1623
rating
59
debates
66.1%
won
Description
~ 48 / 5,000

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Round 1
Pro
Oh great, another theist to paint me like a villain. 
The believers get all tense, when I walk inside a building. 
Oh Lord! it's an atheist! , quick Speed, hide the children! 
Before he aborts all our babies and turns our sons into woman!!

He wants to take away Christmas, Easter, Hanukah, and Thanksgivings. 
Kick Santa to the curb and rip out The Tooth fairy's fillings. 
Neuter Cottontail's Peter, and catch Jack Frost while he's chilling.
He sins like it's a game!! How dare he make a living!! 

How dare he keep his head up while everyone is bowing. 
How dare he disbelieve while everyone is wowing. 
How dare he advocate for gays while not allowing
Religion in the classroom or church trip outings. 

This Satanist is too much, just get him away from me. 
His logic hurts my head and his words are way to brawny
OH LORD GIVE ME THE POWER TO LAY A QUICK SMITE ON HE!
He must have so no *crap*, I guess his ways are beyond plea. 





Con
Whoa, dude, how ‘bout we just chill?
We’re all good here except that trash you just spilled
I’ll paint you like a villain? You’re going with that still?
Your assumptions about me are making me feel ill

4 whole stanzas and 16 lines
Every single one just filled with lies
You say I’ll judge you, you might want to revise
‘Cause you do that to me, not much of a surprise

Have you even read Matthew 7:1?
The Bible tells me not judge anyone
But you ignored that, because my views you just spun
How many verses do you actually understand? None

My rap’s getting hotter, take off that coat
A whole bunch of gibberish is what you wrote
We both know you’ll lose, so don’t try to gloat
The only way you’ll win is from an RM vote

Round 2
Pro
Oh Hell no!....  RM vote for this fool. 
So I can beat him anyways and with a handicap too!
You think that quoting your scriptures, is an accurate tool? 
When they can say just about anything that you want them to? 

Those weren't lies that I told, they were part of a narrative. 
Designed to be hyper satirical and roughly comparative. 
To other people like you with a similar imperative. 
It wasn't personal, but that's the most amount of fucks that I care to give. 

I still got half my stanzas and rebutted your four. 
You're skills are diminishing, because you were better before. 
When God closes a window, he smacks your face with a door. 
and then you'll blame it on the Devil while you blink and ignore. 

You're heating up because you only emote. 
But your faith can't be science, I'll block you off with a moat. 
I don't put words in your mouth, I shove them straight down your throat. 
Your sheepish rhymes are on the lamb and getting crushed by The G.O.A.T.
Con
Faith and science are not mutually exclusive
I believe in both; it’s called being inclusive
You distance yourself from believers; reclusive
I’ve got God on my side, and you’ll win? So amusive

You got a new pic, no more white and black
You always hurl the elephant, did it never come back?

I’m set up for victory, and this is just a prototype
This isn’t a battle; it’s an easy noob snipe

You think that atheism makes you cool?
That blocking the beliefs of others isn’t cruel?
That it was evolution that made the Golden Rule?
That believing nothing came from something doesn’t make you a fool?

My beliefs aren’t made up of those who, before me, came
I can grow and adapt, can you say the same?
It’s my turn at the stand, allow me to proclaim
You’ve lost without grace, prepare to meet shame

Round 3
Pro
- = fast syllables (triplet feel)  

*DEACTIVATING RAP INHIBITION SOFTWARE*


You're-sticking-with-science?-You're-tripping-kid!-I'm-gripping-Agrippa's-intricate-problem-in-triplicate.
Seemingly-innocent-dogmatic-dissidence-speaks-to-your-insolent-cognitive-dissonance.
Relevant-Heaven-sent-omnibenevolence-shouldn't-be-Hell-bent-on-showing-malevolence
Saying-I'm-static-is-overdramatic-your-morals-are-added-by-set-in-stone-tablets.


- = fast syllables (sixteenth feel)


My-pic-is-lemon-demon-yet-another-well-known-heathen-that-could-slay-your-god-believing-raps-succinctly-like-he's-breathing.
But-even-as-an-elephant-this-battle-stays-irrelevant-you're-played-out-rhymes-are-hella-spent-but-hey-at-least-you-get-to-vent.
Evolution-finds-solutions-without-making-convoluted-pseudo-moral-absolutions-leading-up-to-God-delusions. 
The-golden-rule-is-obsolete-like-praise-the-lord-my-sheep-to-keep-mosiac-laws-aren't-for-the-meek-and-loving-God-does-not-come-cheap.

*OVERHEATING*


*ENTERING SLEEP MODE*

Con
My rhymes are consistent, yours are not
Your avatar can’t even rhyme, you do that a lot
“Lemon” with “demon?” Is that really all you got?
You better go to sleep, being weak’s what you were taught

You always overheat, you have limited capacity
I’m never overloaded, I have endless tenacity
The golden rule is obsolete? That lacks veracity
But if we’re just all atoms then why don’t we forget morality?

I believe we have a purpose, you believe we came from chance
But order comes from order, not from simple happenstance
Do buildings come from bombs? Is that really your stance?
How about you look at the whole picture instead of taking one glance

When I accepted, you should have just withdrew
Put simply: I’m better; don’t shake your head, it’s true!
And that’s not just unfounded, my evidence is due
Take a look at the top 20, there I am, where are you?