Instigator / Pro
43
1503
rating
26
debates
46.15%
won
Topic

Unrap Battle

Status
Finished

All stages have been completed. The voting points distribution and the result are presented below.

Arguments points
15
15
Sources points
14
8
Spelling and grammar points
7
4
Conduct points
7
1

With 8 votes and 15 points ahead, the winner is ...

Club
Parameters
More details
Publication date
Last update date
Category
Music
Time for argument
One day
Voting system
Open voting
Voting period
One month
Point system
Four points
Rating mode
Rated
Characters per argument
30,000
Contender / Con
28
1495
rating
47
debates
48.94%
won
Description
~ 27 / 5,000

Make the worst rap you can.

Round 1
Pro
My cat,
Sat on a mat,
But someone hit it with a bat,
And that make it shriek,
And jump into a creek,
And now it lives in that creek,
All meek and bleak,
It's so sad,
For it couldn't find his biological dad!
He longed for him real bad,
So he became real mad!
Then he wound up in a psychiatric hospital,
Where he ate nothing but some skittles,
He improved little by little,
But eventually he died,
Wide Eyed,
Turned to the side
But I just lied!
He actually survived
He found his dad
He was no longer mad
And now he was no longer sad!
WORD
MICDROP

Con
omigod i luv poop
i need poop in my mouth, it tastes like soup

i eat everyones poopy
because my tits are droopy
and democratic countries are too free

cuz omigod i luv hitler
i wish he was my tickler
i wish he would tie me down and tickle me, yes sir

i like havin sex with animals and dictaters
i like to eat tatertots
especially when they're dick flavoured

i sucked your moms dick
it smelled like a stick
your dads is less thick
it smells like a bitch

your dad was a cuck
that's why you suck
you owe me a buck
because between my legs, my wee wee is tucked
im a girl
Round 2
Pro
I suck,
I don't even have a buck,
I am as short as a duck,


Quack Quack Quack,
I hate my back,
For it cracks and cracks,
I hit it with a bat,
But it really just hurt more,
Like how I smacked that cat,

Con
I'm a drug addict and also a pedophile
so just hand me a crack pipe, I'll hit it like a child

I sniff coke through my bum
I fucked my own son
My wife baked a cake, the frosting tasted like other men's cum

I don't eat my vegetables
I eat raw meat because it increases my testicles

the earth is flat
to ascend you must eat raw meat like a cat
if you don't feed your pets raw meat, you're fat

The aliens created flat earth to test their creations
i am apex predator, you are a flatulation

you farted in my moms face
I peed on your suitcase
I ate a raw goat testicle and liked the taste

i am like rlly rlly stupid, but also rlly rlly smart
I feast on children's naughty parts
like a woodchuck on bark
Round 3
Pro
I stink like fart
On DebateArt
I'm failing my debates,
Which everybody hates,
And I use them as baits,
To make me popular,
And Once Im popular,
I WILL RULE THE WORLD,

That's not my bag,
The one that looks like a hag,
Shhhh,
It's mine,
It's from 1799
It's truly like hell,
Oh that rings a bell,
I'm from hell,
So bad I got kicked out,
Like a spider on a water spout,
Don't know what is all about,
Maybe because I was so ugly, 
I caused a drought
mIc tHrOW
Con
Forfeited
Round 4
Pro
Never forfeit a debate.
Con
my last rap was the most worstest of time
it was so bad, it didnt even exist. is that fine?