Lucifer's 10 Commandments, as delivered to me today.

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Today, I had a moment where suddenly Lucifer gave me his 10 Commandments which person should follow to have a life of a true Satanist!

Here are the 10 Commandments, as delivered to me today:

1. Dont give attention to those who dont give attention to you

2. Dont give love to those who dont give love to you

3. Dont help those who dont help you

4. Dont talk to those who dont talk to you

5. Dont care for those who dont care for you

6. Dont give pleasure to those who dont give you pleasure

7. Dont think of those who dont think of you

8. Dont praise those who dont praise you

9. Dont defend those who dont defend you

10. Dont consider people important if they dont consider you as important
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an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth? although to be fair... that used to be God's rule, in the old testament. 
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Yes, its called Lex talionis.
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Or "Exact retaliation"
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God of the Bible rarely practiced eye for eye. For example, he commanded killing of those who have sex with animals. Obviously, person who has sex with animals didnt kill anyone.
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are you pro or anti sex with animals? the road you've been goin down lately, i wouldn't be surprised either way. 
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I cant imagine myself doing it with any animal, but if someone does it, its his/her personal life. People today kill and torture animals for food, so I am pretty sure that person having sex with an animal isnt something I would consider bad. I wouldnt care, to be precise.
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@Best.Korea
"I am pretty sure that person having sex with an animal isnt something I would consider bad." -Best.Korea

you heard it here folks!

you should start a thread to defend that position... would be amusing to watch folks come outta the wood works to argue with ya.
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to me, your position on human sex with animals, is a natural consequence of giving up on God. 
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you should start a thread to defend that position
No, I dont want to tease mods to ban me. Sex with animals is illegal I think.
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to me, your position on human sex with animals, is a natural consequence of giving up on God
I didnt give up on God. I just became a polytheist. It means I worship many Gods. I do consider myself atheist too, at least one part of me is atheist.
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an atheist that's polytheist is a contradiction in terms. it's clear that you are very confused and going down a dark road that you need to stop going down. 
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Oh great. There is your wisdom. You have such wisdom that you dont know how person can have multiple personalities. You have such wisdom that you think 1 brain = 1 person. This is why Christian thinking is limited and why Christians are sheep.
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you should start a thread to defend that position
No, I dont want to tease mods to ban me. Sex with animals is illegal I think.
You've never worried about complying with the rules before. Why start now?
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I think mods have great tolerance. I dont want to push that tolerance any more. Really, they have tolerated a lot of my errors. Seems unfair to reward them with more errors.

Or as the old saying goes

If you dont want to be punished for errors, then dont do errors.
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Well,  good luck with that.  Personally, I am not sure whether you can change your spots. 
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I can at least pretend to be a better person, no?
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I think all 10 Commandments could be summed up into:

"Dont do to others what they dont do to you"

Although, I prefer not to make too great generalizations. Its usually best to stick to the basic reason and knowledge, rather than follow some unbendable path. Usually, you shouldnt accept rules that you wont be able to follow or that will be hard to follow.
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Lucifer.

What a gay name hey ?  .
Lose e far. 
Lucy far. 
I myself like ( Beelzebub )
( Satan ) sounds like a deadly dude.
But not little lucy far. 

I like the number 666 being like ummm, you know , linked with devil. 
Thats cool.
Wearing a pentagram is also cool. 
I picture  this devil dude being WAY WAY WAY cooler then Jesus the dork.

His A big fucking red dude with horns. (  HIS kick arse. ) 
He fucking is . 
Do not argue this with me. 
He is RED. 
his the devil.
His red.  

☆☆☆Dont say certain books dont have a (  RED DEVIL DUDE. ) ☆☆☆
Allll devils are RED. Its a basic fact. Right.  

The RED DEVIL dude, would kick the shit out of the skinny, dorky,  jesus bloke. 
Jesus is to much of a goody two shoes.    
His fucking boring as.   
And his always like, ' DO THIS ' 
And do that. 
He doest like you doing that and well. 
His annoying as. 
I don't know who he thinks he is, i mean. 

I'll tell ya what would be good. 
If jesus and the devil forted each other.  
Imagine that EPIC BATTLE.   

But thats Obviously much to  FAR FETCHED.  

Pic
Big Red half bloke half goat dude fighting that  jesus in the sky guy.  

No but. 
The devil is that RED dude got it.  ? 

His fucking red. 
End of story right . 
If you don't think his red and you think like.
He hasn't got horns.
YOU ARE WRONG.  

REDDDDDD, 
He is. 
HIS RED RIGHT ? 
We've known for ages what the devil looks like. 

Tell me he isn't red so i can swear at you. 

I fucking dare you. 

HIS RED END OF STORY 
REDDDDDDDDDDDD
FULL STOP
 
Lucy far,  doesn't even care if we don't sing songs to him. 
His better then that. 
Yet jesus on the other hand. 
Its a must.
If you christians all suddenly  stopped singing songs together to the big fella . Life on earth would very soon dry up and end for all.  

Satans cool with you guys not singing to him. 



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Lucifer.
What a gay name hey ?  .
Lose e far. 
Lucy far. 
Well, the Satan does recommend homosexuality.
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  I have a red hat that says MLGA !