I like combing my hair

My hair is very long. I like combing it.

I bet your hair is so short that you cant even comb it.

What's hair?

They mean stuff on your head, similar to that stuff on your chin.

And the stuff that persistently protrudes from your  nose and ears.

I haven't cut the hair on my head in four or five years, I think.

Though I've trimmed my beard a number of times since.

I think I'd find it more comfortable shorter,

Get it less tangled in itself, my face, eyes, and it's environment,

Be able to use less shampoo.

I don't 'plan on cutting it, until I do something I find impressive again in life,

Be a 'long while, maybe.

I liked having a shaved head, a couple of times in life.

But I sometimes worry about balding in the future,

So I'll enjoy my hair for now.

Just put it back.

A hat works,

But a ponytail only 'mostly works, if I'm moving about a lot, strands escape from time to time.

Yes, but thats the only option for long hair.

I have to say I never thought of long hair as a bother. Short hair is more of a bother as you have to get hair cuts all the time. Long hair is pretty.

It 'is pretty.

I find more 'full head coverings like hats or a bandanna, work well for keeping hair out of my face.

I think hats are good for that, but hats can hide your hair.

"71 days later" Necropost.