I mean, Jesus loves his enemies, so Jesus loves Satan too.
And I love them both, because they are kinda cool. Satan is cooler, but Jesus is fun too.
I worship both Jesus and Satan. Its called getting along with everyone.
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That is as unlikely for one as it is to support both the Nazi party & the Bri'ish together.
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@Best.Korea
I worship both Jesus and Satan. Its called getting along with everyone.
There's more to that statement than you may realise, BK.
I mean, Jesus loves his enemies, so Jesus loves Satan too.
Did Jesus pray for "Satan" who was only doing gods will? Did he forgive him? And Peter, who, according to the NT betrayed Jesus three times but Christians will have us believe that Jesus forgave him for his 3 times betrayal and "gave him the keys to his kingdom".
And I love them both, because they are kinda cool.Satan is cooler,
Well if Christians are to be believed in their interpretation of the bible, you should love and forgive your enemies. So why are both Satan and Judas so vilified by Christianity for carrying out the will of god?
but Jesus is fun too.
I have never found anything "funny" about Jesus or his failed mission. have you, BK?
Jesus changes lives.
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@Stephen
I have never found anything "funny" about Jesus or his failed mission. have you, BK?
Not funny, but it was fun. You have to admit Jesus made good speeches.
I couldnt decide who to worship: Jesus or Satan.
So I was like: why not both?
People in ancient Greece worshipped Gods, and those Gods were fighting each other.
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@Ultramaga
Jesus changes lives.
How?
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@Best.Korea
I mean, Jesus loves his enemies, so Jesus loves Satan too.
It clearly is important as to what definition of love you are using.
Jesus told us to love our enemies. The question is what did he mean by love?
He's not saying:
- have a romantic union with them.
- be best friends with them.
- have warm soft feelings about them.
- to worship them.
- To praise them for what they are doing.
- To condone them in what they are doing.
- To support them.
- And lots of other perceptions people have about love.
So what might he be saying when he says to love your enemies?
- It might include dying for them
- It might be prepared to be humiliated for them
- It might mean treating them in the same way you might like to be treated.
- It might mean to treat them as family.
- It might mean to not judge or condemn them.
- It might mean not to exclude them.
- It might mean being prepared to reconcile with them
- It might mean extending a peace branch.
- It might mean forgiving them.
- It might mean obeying God's 10 commandments.
- It might mean sharing the gospel with them.
Love is a complicated thing in our world. And it is not always straightforward in the Scriptures. There are at least four Greek words that are translated to our English word "love". And several more in the Hebrew and Aramaic.
And I love them both, because they are kinda cool. Satan is cooler, but Jesus is fun too.
And I guess that is interesting all by itself. In what way do you love Satan and Jesus?
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@Tradesecret
In what way do you love Satan and Jesus?
I pray to both and I remember both of them often. I dont judge either of them.
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@Tradesecret
It might mean to treat them as family
Well, I do treat Jesus and Satan as my family. I still feel bad about Jesus getting nailed.
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@Best.Korea
n what way do you love Satan and Jesus?I pray to both and I remember both of them often. I dont judge either of them.
So are you conflating prayer with love?
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@Tradesecret
So are you conflating prayer with love?
Yes.
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@Stephen
Well if Christians are to be believed in their interpretation of the bible, you should love and forgive your enemies. So why are both Satan and Judas so vilified by Christianity for carrying out the will of god?
This is what I Don't get either. It isn't explicitly stated in the Bible but you can expect that both are acting in accordance with God's will. Without Judas, you don't have the resurrection, and Satan is just there apparently to test the faith of Christians if the book of Job is to be believed.
I mean I consider myself a Christian and I have great respect for both Satan and Judas.
When you Pray to jesus payer towards mecca and don't mention no names in your prayer.
If jesus isnt real allan will get it and he'd be none the wiser.
Picture praying to allah and it just being of target.
But only just.
Or
It skims of the wall and bounces away.
You know the noise a prayer makes skimming off a wall.
Dosssssssssssssss ting ting ting ting ting ting.
Praying to satan is right hand clockwise rubs on the belly into left hand pats on ya head hey ?
Or is it the other way. ?
Hey Any chance of Proving satans real or is that like proving god.
Beliving in two freaky things
God and satan .
A guesss on Other shit you belive in.
big foot. Casper. Man bear pig. Skinwalkers .
Santa
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@Deb-8-a-bull
When you Pray to jesus payer towards mecca
The Earth is not flat, so its really difficult to turn towards mecca. Like, you cant see it.
How do you know you wont miss?
Hey Any chance of Proving satans real or is that like proving god.
Its like proving God.
You have to believe first, and then wait until you die to see if you were right.
Praying to satan is right hand clockwise rubs on the belly into left hand pats on ya head hey ?Or is it the other way. ?
How dare you disrespect Satan! Thats so not how a prayer to Satan looks like!
They announce the winners within the first 3 mins after you die.
Imagine going to hell for eternity but not knowing what group won.
Thats hell.
Although Im pretty sure its the seventh day adventists.
Linning up with mecc mecc is easy with one of them science compass things.
Im guessing.
100 either side of mecca, they would have prayer catching nets.
Hitting mecca flush smack bang in the middle.
So like perfect hight and perfect direc .
Thats were ya wanna land em.
Do Wishing wells work ?
wishing well wishing seems a much more logical then a godly prayer .
You know what i mean ?
Im going to try one.
Then theres
Birthday cake candle wishing.
Upon a star wishing.
And prob heaps others .
Well we do know that.
Wishes are 47.5 times more powerful then a prayer.
Picture a wish traveling
And a prayer heading off .
For five seconds.
5
And a 4
And a3
And a 2
And1.
Stupid isn't it.
However we know that wishes travel 13 sometimes 14 times faster then prayer.
Its a fact, shhhh Just go with it.
So yeah .
When prayers and wishes collide .
The prayer evaporates, well it appers to .
Not 100 % sure yet.
The wish carries on. Thats 73% stronger.
Who the fuck just yelled out.
Wishes aint real . ?
Wishes are a fastrer , stronger, and much more powerful then prayer.
Can you send a prayer by a wish or vice versa ?
Of course ya cant you idiot.
Thats not how it works.
Hey do you reckon
If you Throw a gold coin in a wishing well and made a wish and the wish didn't come to be .
Do you think You'd continue doing it over and over for the rest of ya life. ?
Yet You guys have Prayed over 1000 times.
Way more then that.
I don't know what im trying to say , but can you see the comparison.
I put to you that.
Wishing well wishes WORK EXACTLY the same way as prayers do.
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@Deb-8-a-bull
Do Wishing wells work ?
Probably. I wouldnt spend too much money there tho.
Satan doesn't ask for cash like the good lord does.
Jesus wants 10% of your annual wage.
Satans happy with the occasional goat , cat or dog.
satan has a Quiji board he can talk to you on.
Jesus has got nothing.
To get rid of satan you can get an exorcism.
You don't need nothing to get rid of jesus .
Star
Cross
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@Deb-8-a-bull
Jesus wants 10% of your annual wage.
If it gets me to heaven, I would give 20%.
Now, many Gods appreciate charity.
None oppose it.
So it seems that charity is a safe bet.
Plus, I need something to make up for masturbating to gay porn.
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@Best.Korea
God knowing you've watched gay porn isn't half as bad as google knowing.
Google goes around telling others that you've watched gay porn.
God keeps it to himself. No third parties
Butttttttttt.
Google only knows that you've watched gay porn , it doesn't know what you did whilst watching gay porn .
Although it has good idea on what you were doing id say.
Google goes around telling others that you've watched gay porn.
God keeps it to himself. No third parties
Butttttttttt.
Google only knows that you've watched gay porn , it doesn't know what you did whilst watching gay porn .
Although it has good idea on what you were doing id say.
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@Deb-8-a-bull
Well, God sees everything.
So God watches everything.
So God watches gay porn.
Every time guy has sex with guy, God watches.
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@Best.Korea
The thing is though, despite your lewd suggestions is that God doesn't watch such things for pleasure.
He is like the judge who sits in judgment on those who are brought before his court.
The judge must weigh the evidence before he can assess the guilt or innocence. Judges do not look at the evidence with pleasure. Very often they are sickened to their stomachs about what they observe. Yet unless they do, they cannot with due diligence, come to a fair judgment.
God is the judge of the universe. Every person will be judged fairly.
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@Best.Korea
Tradesecret wrote @ Best.KoreaThe judge must weigh the evidence before he can assess the guilt or innocence.
THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ from the man that claims to be a Criminal Lawyer!!!!!!? and claims to have represented client/s internationally!!!!!
Judges do not "weigh the evidence" and neither do they "assess the guilt or innocence." That is the job of the Jury? The defendant either pleads guilty or the jury finds him innocent or guilty.
The Judge is a referee, and are only there to keep defence and prosecution within the spirit law. .
Tradesecret wrote: I am a lawyer. There you go.
Tradesecret wrote:"I counsel all of my clients never to answer yes or no.
Why would a god need to "weigh the evidence"? Doesn't know us and our hearts already? Matthew 9:4 - Psalm 44:21 and the other 136 bible verse telling us that god knows everything about us.
FFS! Just when you thought the Reverend Tradesecret couldn't get any more contradictory and bible stupid, he gets worse with every post.
8 days later
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@Stephen
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Stephen,
YOUR QUOTE REGARDING OUR FORUM'S #1 BIBLE STUPID FOOL MISS TRADESECRET: "FFS! Just when you thought the Reverend Tradesecret couldn't get any more contradictory and bible stupid, he gets worse with every post."
Yes, the membership have learned that whatever comes from the mouth of Miss Tradesecret is usually either an outright LIE relative to the Bible, or away from Christianity, she stumbles around in her life in her Satanic stupidity as well. It is truly sad to watch her embarrassing herself all the time within this forum, where she doesn't have the sense to feel flustered when she is BLATANTLY WRONG in her Bible assumptions where we and others have to correct them all the time!
Miss Tradesecrets Bible Stupid MO upon this forum will not allow it to grow like it should when visitors frequent here, because they read all of our corrections to her outright Bible Stupidity, and they wonder why do I want to be a member of this forum with Bible Stupids®️ like Miss Tradesecret pevail?
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@Mr.BrotherD.Thomas
Yes, the membership have learned that whatever comes from the mouth of Miss Tradesecret is usually either an outright LIE relative to the Bible, or away from Christianity, she stumbles around in her life in her Satanic stupidity as well.
Indeed Brother D. But there isn't much of recent beats this stupidity from the Reverend Tradesecret:
Tradesecret wroteThe judge must weigh the evidence before he can assess the guilt or innocence. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/10198-i-worship-both-jesus-and-satan-its-called-getting-along-with-everyone?page=1&post_number=22
THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ from the man that ALSO claims to be a Criminal Lawyer!!!!!!? and claims to have represented client/s internationally!!!!!
Judges do not "weigh the evidence" and neither do they "assess the guilt or innocence." That is the job of the Jury? The defendant either pleads guilty or the jury finds him innocent or guilty.
The Judges is a referees, and are only there to keep defence and prosecution within the spirit law. .
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@Stephen
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Stephen,
YOUR VERY EMOTIVE RESPONSE THAT WAS NEEDED TOWARDS THE ILLITERATE MISS TRADESECRET RELATIVE TO WHO IS IN CHARGE IN A COURT PROCEEDING!:
Tradesecret wroteThe judge must weigh the evidence before he can assess the guilt or innocence. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/10198-i-worship-both-jesus-and-satan-its-called-getting-along-with-everyone?page=1&post_number=22
THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ from the man that ALSO claims to be a Criminal Lawyer!!!!!!? and claims to have represented client/s internationally!!!!!
Yes, this quote of Miss Tradesecret shown above by you has got to be in the TOP FIVE OF HER EMBARRASSING MOMENTS WITHIN THIS FORUM, in blatantly showing just how utterly stupid she is relative to court proceedings, and that is most embarrassing for her when she is an alleged attorney, where like you rightfully stated, it is the Jury that weighs the evidence and NOT THE JUDGE! WTF?!
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