I just seen a big like,  box of carrots at the fruit and veg shop.  
I said to em . 
" is that you god. " 
And um yeah , i got nothing in response. 
Actually,  Maybe i should of purchased the lot of them , then return them back into the wild. 
Thus, hopefully  removing my ( eating of the carrots sin.   ) that I've committed.  
Thus, meeting the requirements for ( group 3  )  
THUSSSSSS,    reciving  My , ( Eternity of dance with the carrots.) 
Well Thats what im gunning for. 
How might you think carrots dance. ?
A Carrot god i can grasp.  
It makes sense 
 
I just find it difficult picturing,  carrots dancing for some reason. 
To have it a guess. ( slow dancing ) 
Again. 
Everything would be sooooo much more ummmm , excepting , and much more believable,   
If god carrots had SIMPLY got some other fruit and veg to write stuff down for him. 
Thennnnn SIMPLY  have them compost that into a book. 
I mean , compile that into a book. 
I don't know a great deal about gods , but one thing is for certain.  
A real true important like god , would have ,, and do, do books. 
I mean , have a book.   
You know what i mean. 
☆☆☆   Put a book out.    ☆☆☆
Because,   A Non book god says. 
Nuffin.  Not a thing.    I cant even send it money. 
( a door opens ) 
Hey do ya reckon someone could like, make up a bunch of well worded,  well scripted out nonsense, 
Thennnnn Write it down. 
 Say its from the carrot god 
And in doing so, make a few bucks out of it ?
I reckon you could. 
Thennnnnnn once that Avenue of raising revenues dies down a little. 
Start on the carrot god clubhouse planning.
That being.   (  a building with a odd looking roof.  )
Truth be told. 
One could prob just make up a GOD, 
Then just make up a BOOK . 
Then a CHURCH like place. 
ORRRR 
Would that be impossible for a " religion " to form , WITHOUT the hands of a actual god. ?
LIKE JUST TOTALLY  MAKE IT ALLLLLLLLL  UP. 
Justtttt, 
Make ir up. 
Im soooo supprised no one has done that yet. 
Started a religion without even ever seeing a god.
I so reckon ya could.