If you are Christian, state your denomination/church affiliation here and why it is the best one

Time to get a Trump Bible.

Does it have an orange cover?

Why don't you go back to your museum display you dusty old fossil. I'm sick of seeing you in religious threads, especially when you glaze pagan religions that believe the earth was hatched from a monkey laying an egg and that the supreme God is a 3 eyed turtle living on a mountain top. I would much rather believe in a God who put his money where his mouth is and suffered for us in human form instead of just watching us suffer. That to me is "beautiful" but I suppose any God with omniscience also has to suffer through seeing your posts just like I do.

It’s leather bound.

See the fish, chase the fish.

Hey, I always love it when magic  mangod enthusiasts get irked by common sense.

I never get irked by magic mangod tales, it's what makes these threads entertaining.

So you obviously realise that fossils are clear evidence of life before mangod, and therefore that your 10000 times great grandparent was a tinyblob of something floating about in a primeval sea.

And a mangod suffering for us in human form...Why bother doing dumbass stuff like that.

Nope it was more than likely just some deluded Middle Easterner stirring up trouble, who got nailed up for his sins.

But it inspired societal progress, multibillion industries, scientific research and not to mention, millennia of bickering and fighting and killing.

No doubt.

It also comes with a copy of the constitution. Bridging state and religion.

Tucked away somewhere.

Trump’s own Bible did not have an attached copy of the constitution. That is why he never read it.

The bible or the constitution or both?

Anything that came in book form. Trump preferred video learning.