Only one man can save us now…

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The scene: 

Deep in the forests of exurban Maryland. Nothing but silence all around. A gentleman is sitting alone at a tree stump, looking down at the papers he is supposed to be grading in between occasional periods of blankly staring into the forest. His expression is one of wistfulness and bitterness. He looks aged far beyond his relative youth. The regret is palpable to all observers. Lost dreams. Mistaken decisions. Good intentions gone wrong. 

The crinkle of a leaves crunching interrupts his thoughts, the same ones he’s been ruminating in these long seven years. A muscular and handsome blonde man is approaching. 

He instinctively looks away. 

“It is time for you to return to your rightful place.” 

“You know I cannot. I gave that life up.” 

“The situation has changed. You’re needed now more than ever.”

“I already told you, the answer is no. I will never return.” 

“One last job Bsh1. One last job.” 

The pair lock eyes. Slowly, but steadily, Bsh1 nods. 

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The petty bullshit mod drama was enough to bring Thett back from retirement lol
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@Swagnarok
Do you ever think ADOL sheds a joyful tear seeing your profile pic?
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@thett3
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@thett3
Bruh/10
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@thett3
You know you're going to need a theme song right?
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@thett3
Alright, I will save you but only if you say please while sticking your tongue out.
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very skeptical
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Ok yeah that’s just bk/sg
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https://youtu.be/--yQbkrWFPk?si=RBCWCp5sb12NlMMP
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Been a while thett.
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@thett3
Good to see you are around, I hope all is well with you.
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If people listed values that matter in a good caring community and then saw what this allows and encourages instead, they'd see how depraved it really is.
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@Swagnarok
We should be endorsing tyranny & authoritarianism under the guise of being a pseudo-christian.
Nothing screams site ideals like a Savior Complex, zealotry, and religious extremism.
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@Sir.Lancelot
Dude, not even one week ago you and RM were practically dry humping each other. Your extremely public breakup all but made a mockery of DART's moderation team.
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@Swagnarok
Alliances form and crash over differences all the time.
The mockery was the failed infiltration attempt to take the throne by overthrowing the hierarchy.
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@airmax1227
Good to see you are around, I hope all is well with you.
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Thanks to the DART moderation drama I got my first explosive forum lol

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@21Pilots
I forgot to ask. What are your ideal qualities for a mod, if you made your own criteria? 
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Well, I have mentioned the devs to think of me as a possible nominee but, I guess it’s a bit early for me to make such a statement. 

I would nominate faux law, savant, and lemming
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@21Pilots
I agree with you on those choices too. 
2 years ago, I actually made a suggestion proposal for people who would make great mods in the forums. Savant was one of them, I reached out to Lemming but he declined so I didn't add his name to the list. 

How would you describe your moderating style?
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Hook a sistah up with some kicks, my nigga.
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Mike, look who it is!
Its Wylted, he's back!
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@Sir.Lancelot
Snitches get stitches. Don't think I won't come barreling through the walls of your Mumbai mud shack. This body is a wrecking ball.
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@Lashwnda
Tyrone? Is it really you?
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@thett3
Tyrone's my nigga. He told me y'all banned him off this site just cause he was black. Shameful, but that's the kinda racism we used to.
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@whiteflame
This is your chance to reverse the ban on Tyrone that never should have happened and bend the knee to BLM. 
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@Lashwnda
You are a beautiful woman and you deserve better than to be treated like that.