How can someone even be this stupid?

My parents are probably among dumbest people on Earth. I often doubt that they are really my parents.

So they are afraid of online shopping. They wanted a new smartphone, and I told them to buy online.

But they heard in news of online scams, and now they think every online shopping is a scam. Conclusion only a retard would make.

So they went to an actual store and paid 3x as much than what they would pay online, and for some garbage phone of old version.

I literally dont understand why someone would willingly pay 3x the price. There are online shopping apps which even give you free stuff on top of other goods being much cheaper. Local stores arent even any local economy, so you are not really supporting economy by buying from a local store.

C'mon Man!

I understand your concerns.

This is public.

Public dishonour of parents is a sin.

Be wise. Keep it private.

I dont think so.

Trust me, this is unwise. The level of disrespect is not wise. You are dishonouring your parents publicly.

Be wise.

You are just upset that I stopped abusing you for a day.

"Human genius has its limits, but stupidity does not.”   

· "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, 

That one's Einstein, and you left off the best part.

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

Quoting smart people is smart.

Bet your Mom still washes your soiled sheets and underpants.

Somebody has to.

Oh Rats, I forgot this topic wasn't about Trump.