Last flame war

Already done did it:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Thett is not generous.

Thett is not kind.

Thett is not a friend to children or to the elderly or the insane.

Thett is weak and hasn't helped anyone lift a heavy object.

Thett doesn't attend many dances and is unpopular with the other attendees.

Thett hates films and owns a machine that can't play them.

Thett is awful and can't swim gracefully or well.

Thett lost a game two weeks ago.

Thett does not value water.

A photo of Thett with a trophy was never in a newspaper, because Thett has never had a trophy. 

Thett fears muggers and knaves.

Thett hates the sound of radar.

That’s all very impressive, Miss.

Literally every single one of these is true 

thett3? Ha, more like "titty"

I made fun of your name now retaliate, u retard 

It’s a f*cking terrible username and I wouldn’t use it if not for continuity 

But now I need to retaliate, the Madagascar franchise is GAY

^I never made that connection lol

Joke's on you!!

We are all gay. Every single one of us penguins 

In 2005 I watched March of the Penguins at the movie theater then had a sleep over at my friends house. The movie caused me to miss my mom,l and want to go home but I wanted to look cool and not let my friends see so I had to suck it up all night. Hope you feel real good about yourself asshole

To effectively defeat the claim "Madagascar franchise is GAY", you can employ several debate tactics from the sources, primarily by challenging the definition, exposing assumptions, and demanding proof.

Here's how you can approach it:

* **Demand a Definition**: The first and most crucial step is to **define every word that is the focus of the claim**, especially "GAY" in the context of a film franchise. Debating without clear definitions is like "playing chess without knowing the rules".

    * You could ask: "How exactly do you **define 'GAY' when applied to a film franchise** like Madagascar?".

    * If the opponent fails to define it, it leaves a "huge opening" for you to control the debate. You can argue that if a "crucial word in topic is undefined, it leaves a huge opening for opponent to define it instead, which then twists the debate in his favor".

    * If a definition is provided, you can then **defend your own definition** or **negate by their definition** if it leads to a contradiction.

* **Expose Hidden Assumptions**: The claim likely rests on unstated or "hidden assumptions".

    * You can challenge these assumptions by asking questions like: "**What unprovable claims or hidden premises must be true** for your statement that 'Madagascar franchise is GAY' to be considered true?".

    * **Hidden assumptions are perfect counter-arguments** because they can make an argument unproven. If the opposite claim depends on an unprovable or undisprovable assumption, your claim might be stronger.

* **Challenge for Proof and Evidence**: Demand proof for the claim.

    * You can state: "**It is not true that 'Madagascar franchise is GAY'**," and then wait for them to offer proof. A "smart person makes claim, then waits for other person to deny it, then offers clear proof".

    * You can specifically ask: "**Can you prove** that the Madagascar franchise is 'GAY' based on your definition?" or "**How do you know** this claim is true?" .

    * If they present a claim as proof, you can **"Google search is your friend"** to "check if its true" before you make a counter-claim.

* **Identify Contradictions**: Look for internal inconsistencies or contradictions within their claim or their supporting points.

    * If their definition or reasoning leads to a logical inconsistency, point it out. For instance, if their definition implies that *any* lack of overt heteronormativity makes something "GAY," you can expose that as an inconsistent application.

* **Adopt the Least Extreme Position**: If the claim implies an absolute (e.g., "the entire franchise is GAY"), you can take the least extreme opposite position.

    * For example, you could say: "**It is not true that the *entire* Madagascar franchise is GAY**," or "While some interpretations might suggest certain elements, it's not universally 'GAY'," limiting your defence to the easiest case.

* **Focus on Facts, Not Subjective Goalposts**: The sources advise against setting "goalposts which need to be proved" and instead suggest focusing on "facts alone".

    * If the claim of "GAY" is presented as a subjective interpretation or judgment rather than a verifiable fact, you can shift the focus to what *can* be factually supported or disproven within the franchise.

By strategically using definitions, challenging assumptions, demanding proof, and identifying contradictions, you can effectively defeat the claim about the Madagascar franchise.

"March of the Penguins"

Hey, I think I remember that one.

Allah used AI to defeat us. We are helpless, primitive beings compared to him 

You penguins act hard af even Melman would whoop your ass 

That's your problem for being a sucky momma's boy. 

I will continue slapping Rico's and Kowalski's arctic asses for the time being 

While some interpretations might suggest certain elements, it's not universally GAY.

Melman has literal chopsticks for legs and chicken broth for brains 

If the opponent fails to define Allah, it leaves a "huge opening" for me.

Because Allah could be the rapist that lives next door

Professor Non Sequitur aka Fellow Lacking Relevant Witticisms

I like it!

And waits for "the opening"?

Hey, it's your implication buddy

I bet not many people knew you were referencing severance. 

Thanks for that. I hate being on the outside of an inside joke about one’s outie… or is it Audi— a masterpiece of German engineering?

Probably not a full grown man. Likely to be less than 5ft 9in tall which is the cut off for being a man