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Author: RationalMadman

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Just know your wishes will soon be rotten, for prose I debate with won't stop.

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Capfain, our long range sensors detect no signs of caring in this sector.
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Good song.
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@RationalMadman
No one cares. Stop having a histrionic meltdown.

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Capfain, our long range sensors detect no signs of caring in this sector.
Aye. But the scanners are picking up poor spelling and grammar. Prepare to open fire with the correction ray! [*zzzttt* Captain *zzzttt*] Looks like the enemy has been defeated!
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Who's the one having a crybaby session about me being happy and proud?

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@RationalMadman
Who's the one having a crybaby session about me being happy and proud?
Also you.

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@bsh1
hey! That was just spelling!
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Cool out!

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they said this thing was a highway. No one said it was my way.
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Status: No fucks given
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@Vader
RM would have been better (and more accurate) had he sung this:

every now and then I get a little bit lonely
And I forfeit random 'rounds
Turn around - every now and then I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the sound of my tears
Turn around - every now and then I get a little bit nervous
That the best of my debates have gone by
Turn around every now and then I get a little bit terrified
And then I see my win loss and ties
(Turn around, nine ties) every now and then I rage at DART
(Turn around, nine ties) every now and then I rage at DART
And I need your vote tonight
And I need it more than ever
And if you only analyze right
I’ll be number one forever
And you'll only be making it right
'Cause I can never be wrong
Together we’ll make me  the greatest of all time 
But your vote is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)

I don't know what to do and there’s no more easy marks,
My fragile egos in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need votes tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was brawling Type1
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of my DART
Once upon a time I  was acting the king.
But now I’m only playing bit parts
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of my DART

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@Ramshutu
Seems reasonable enough

New DART National Anthem
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HEY YOU HAVE THE SAME ELO AS THE KID YOU BEAT IN RAP BATTLES!!! WELCOME TO THE CLUB
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@Ramshutu
RM would have been better (and more accurate) had he sung this:

every now and then I get a little bit lonely
And I forfeit random 'rounds
Turn around - every now and then I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the sound of my tears
Turn around - every now and then I get a little bit nervous
That the best of my debates have gone by
Turn around every now and then I get a little bit terrified
And then I see my win loss and ties
(Turn around, nine ties) every now and then I rage at DART
(Turn around, nine ties) every now and then I rage at DART
And I need your vote tonight
And I need it more than ever
And if you only analyze right
I’ll be number one forever
And you'll only be making it right
'Cause I can never be wrong
Together we’ll make me  the greatest of all time 
But your vote is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)

I don't know what to do and there’s no more easy marks,
My fragile egos in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need votes tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was brawling Type1
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of my DART
Once upon a time I  was acting the king.
But now I’m only playing bit parts
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of my DART
Kinda feel sorry for the little guy now.  I think you humanized him.