REDO: Kim Possible Themed Mafia: DP1

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@Greyparrot
I’m tempted to vote myself up
Guilty or innocent, this is clearly your best move. 
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@oromagi
I don't think this game has any moderation at all.
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@Greyparrot
agreed.  however that is not an argument against your lynching.  I assume if u were town u would have made some kind of appeal by now so your non-objections increase your readings on the scumometer.
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@oromagi
i didn’t get a new role from Supa either.
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@David
VTL GP
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thx, pie

so either its a mass conspiracy to blow this game up or nobody got new roles in spite of Mod's declarations to that effect.  GP should be dead now & if he proves guilty, warren seems the obvious next move based on GP's declaration at the end of the aborted first round.
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Except the reason why the game was canceled was because the Mod had warren as my scumbuddy when warren was actually town. Not exactly a small messup by the mod.
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if that's some half-assed attempt to save warren I doubt it will work.  if u r scum we r almost certainly doing warren in next
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Whatever, either the game is currently unmodded, or this game is going to be canceled again when the mod does show up.
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@Greyparrot
A customer enters a pet shop.
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: (pause)I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...
(owner hits the cage)
Owner: There, he moved!
Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
Owner: I never!!
Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never did anything...
Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
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Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
(pause)
Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots.
Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.
Owner: (pause) I got a slug.
(pause)
Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?
Owner: Nnnnot really.
Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)
Mr. Praline: Well.
(pause)
Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.

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Welp I tried to fake the roles to the same one so there wouldn't be anything then
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Call me an ass
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@Vader
on the other hand, it was still the longest, most suspense filled game of mafia that’s been played since I joined this site. 


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@oromagi
hahaha lmao. i can reshuffle and do the work again. i thought yall wouldnt notice but yall intelectuals
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@Mharman
Mharman- is your game ready to go if we all hopped over?
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Yea it is ready
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Well then that’s my vote.  We should jump wholesale to Mharam, dudz included. & then revisit dudz right after Mharam.  What do others think?
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@Vader
Another redo, huh? Make it real this time please.
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@Greyparrot
Can confirm. I was originally going to be GP’s scum buddy
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@oromagi
My role changed. The issue with the last game was because although GP was told we were mafia teammates, I was told I was a town role. Don't want to disclose what that role was so as to not give mafia more information, but if someone claims it I'll be able to verify that their character and role align.
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Wow, Supa this is pretty BS modding.
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Like I am the only one that got a new role. As soon as one of the other eight mention that they didn't the rest will figure out that it wasn't just chance that they got the same one. You really have that little respect for our collective intelligence?
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@Vader
Another restart please.

Please actually shuffle the roles this time.
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@Mharman
Will do
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@warren42
I mean basically that is what is was 
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@Vader
Call me an ass

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I win, right?
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@Vader
Are you going to restart the game, continue it, or cancel it?
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@Mharman
Restart when I get more time