How do we explain the fact that democrats are wrong about basically every issue? Because I’ve looked into this, and they are. Even the few issues they are arguably right about (e.g., wealth inequality being bad) they are right about for the wrong reasons (“Waaa it’s because white people are oppressing black people waaa”).
To my mind there are four possibilities:
1. They are evil and smart enough to know how to be evil, or are being lead by someone who is.
2. They are being controlled by the devil, who is trying to mess things up with all his army of demonrats (democrats).
3. They have accepted some evil premise that is so fundamental that it leads them to the wrong conclusion in every case.
4. Republicans are right about basically everything and the democrats have decided to “take issue with this”.
Either way, I hope all would agree that it’s time a bunch of little asteroids hit them all.
“But Dylan, that’s a mean thing to say. Surely you wouldn’t say that we should nuke Harvard and Africa!”
Uh, yes I would. Frankly, snow and ash are preferable to these people, no matter how much of it we have to deal with once “nuclear winter” is a thing. We could even make little snowmen and think of them as democrats while we kick them apart.