I'm not sure if you're intentionally being obtuse, or if you just don't realize it. Let me make it more clear: my point is that Jesus didn't ask either of the thieves on the cross to describe their lives full of sin before saying one of them would be admitted into heaven. In fact, the one guy only asks Jesus to REMEMBER him, not even to FORGIVE him, and because Jesus likes that the guy acknowledges that Jesus is innocent of the crime for which he's being crucified, Jesus gives him a pass. To be even more plain, it's extremely unlikely that the thief who Jesus decides he likes ONLY committed the sin for which he was being crucified. And Jesus DOES NOT SAY "I can get you in only if you didn't murder anyone, I can't help you there." He absolves, according to Christian doctrine everywhere, all sin, equally. So you want to jerk off? cool. Just say sorry and love Jesus and you don't have to worry about it. Want to look at child porn? Not a problem for Jesus if you're sorry. Again feel free to refute with biblical passages, but I have a sneaking suspicion you're just a garden variety ignoramus. You don't even try.