Insulting Haiku

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  • coal
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    You on this website
    Spend time on frivolity
    achieving nothing. 
  • oromagi
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    DebateArt.com:
    the Wuhan wet market of
    rational discourse
  • oromagi
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    singularity
    is to hilarity as
    haiku to IQ
  • SupaDudz
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    --> @coal
    I will refrain myself from a haiku I made
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    --> @coal
    This applies to you
    Don't forget about your time
    On Debate dot Org

    Saying this wastes time
    Guess Fourty Five Thousand Posts
    Doesn't matter then...


  • Discipulus_Didicit
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    This applies to you
    Don't forget about your time
    On Debate dot Org

    Saying this wastes time
    Guess Fourty Five Thousand Posts
    Doesn't matter then...

  • zedvictor4
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    --> @coal
    Is life anything

    Other than frivolity

    What is achievement?
  • SupaDudz
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    Nice lol
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    --> @SupaDudz
    Be that as it may
    You by your own admission
    are DART's YY
  • User_2006
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    I thought this was a rant thread about why Haiku is a bad form of literature, but this is even better.
  • SupaDudz
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    This is a fair point
    But all I am saying is...
    The poem works for you

  • coal
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    --> @SupaDudz
    You shall be advised
    I am but an obsolete
    fuel source on DA


  • SupaDudz
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    --> @coal
    i am the steam engine
    That gives power to this site
    With my eight k posts

  • oromagi
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    i am the poodle
    poop grouped up on the stoop's droop:
    super soupy poo
  • Discipulus_Didicit
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    --> @coal @SupaDudz @zedvictor4
    Gotta point out that between the three of you zed is winning this thread right now. There isn't even any point in awarding a second place because the gap between first and second is so astronomical.
  • Imabench
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    Young boys grow older,
    Only some will grow wiser.
    Unbelievable 

    Julius Ceasar
    Unique in Achievements as King
    Salad named for him

    These Haikus are weird
    Lost in meaning, queer context
    Only I shall know 

    Short days but long nights
    Time itself can lose its hold 
    Today is what day?

    Heaved into the air
    Enters net across the court 
    Game seven goes on

    At the end of this
    Maddening this whole task was
    Every bit worth it 

    Now Read Each First Letter and tell me to fuck off after you do so 




  • Discipulus_Didicit
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    --> @Imabench
    You just lost the game
    Good, that is 5 syllables. That is line one. I now await the next two lines to be posted in the same way as the first.
  • CaptainSceptic
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    Intellectual
    But many say I am not
    Dumb as a post then

    I used to like porn
    An angry priest gave me scorn
    No masturbate horn

    Mother says Shut Up
    I say you bitch you grow up
    Beaten with a stick

    Trump's brain is so big
    And his hair is not a wig
    Orange skin is in

    You think you are smart
    Because you think you know art
    You smell like a fart



  • Melcharaz
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    As solomon said
    Vanity of vanities
    All is vanity.

    As the preacher said
    Nothing new under the sun
    All is vanity

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    Coal from Nantucket.
    Carried ice in a bucket.
    Up hill. Spill. Fuck it.

  • coal
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    hahaha 
  • Greyparrot
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    --> @coal
    >:)
  • Mharman
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    We are no strangers
    to lo-oooove; you the rul-
    uules, and so I...