Confession

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I have been lying to everyone. I'm extremely sorry to those I will hurt by giving this confession, but it must be done. I would like to apologize more formally to my cat, who has always been by my side, to my fish, who does my tax returns, and to that one guy who I thought was waving at me 237 days ago but was actually waving to his friend behind me....



I am the crowned prince of Saudi Arabia.

I will now be quitting this site. You will never see me again
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I'd confess that I'm an Illuminati reptile, but half of you already knew that, and none of you cared, so...
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I'll confess to being the reincarnation of Zeus. Bow down to your god
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I will confess that I am actually a soviet spy from the 1980s teleported to today, replacing the original Intel and inheriting his knowledge.
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Oh yes. That's old Illuminati tech. Time travel, knowledge inheritance, teleportation - those are the keys to world domination.

8 days later

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I’m God, if anyone was wondering where God was all this time.
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I'm not That1User, I'm That2User, I'm sorry everyone
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I didn't know that the name of prince of Saudi Arabia was Christopher Best. Well, the more you know the better the score on the history test.

I am actually Oromagi. And Ragnar. And Ramshutu. It's obvious. I just spent zero effort losing every debate so that I could win 95 debates in a row.
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I have to admit something too, I'm not actually a person, in reality, I'm a cat.