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Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny

I'm getting reported for this but it was worth it 
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No one's going to report you for this. Even if they do, moderation has reason to take any action against you for a post like that.
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This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Creatively excellent!  Tho a little long winded. :--O I know cause Ive been there myself.

Expressing Ourselves
.........Ebuc...

With reasoning thought
As prose or verse in rhyme,
Some of us are labeled as Poets
Others as philosophers of the mind.

We follow our earnest endeavors
With expressive emotions in kind
True to hearts contentment
Through eternity's embracing of time.

Lost in our words with passion
As all good souls have befell
Searching for those good ideas,
That ring true like a bell.

We seek the depths of knowledge,
Of whats known and unknown,
We follow a truly great pattern,
A tree of life we have grown.

Branching outward and inward,
May each bud have its say,
Our experiences are continually unfolding,
Throughout the night and each day.

Biology is recursively recycling,
A regurgative mesh behold,
Of spirits and souls around us,
Exposed as flesh we grow old.

Pleasing all the people,
With concepts and some verse,
Is a challenge for comedians,
Philosophers, poets and worse.

Seek and ye shall find,
All through the historical ages,
All manner of verse and orator,
Mystical and spiritual sages,
Everywhere are to be found.

Words may carry great power,
Of an intense conceptual nature,
They penetrate our essence,
They define all nomenclature.

The rationale that follows
For a prose I combine and concoct,
Is to share a few insightful revelations,
Of mysteries I may unlock.

No the poems are not simple,
In fact their very complex,
For those who do not grasp them,
May feel that they have been hexed.

Life's Universe can be awful pretty,
Or ugly and guilty as hell,
The way that I have defined it,
Is my own special spell.

Enough already you say!
Please give this reader a break,
From this philosophizing poet,
Whom i can hardly take.

Now you may feel kind reader,
That i have spoken enough,
Of ideas in prose and verse,
Now I sit and ponder
At how you may rebuff.
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Old limerick from 15-06-2012, 03:06 PM



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Felt like coming up with something.

Fight or flyt cry me a river
Triggering the linguistical quiver
A double edged sword quicker than your finger

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Triggering the linguistical quiver
I like that phrasing

Cosmic Evoluting Transformations
...............Ebuc.....

From the synergetic concentric heirarchy,
To the action of the toroidal process,
So begins our fall,
From equilibrous grace,
And the God-es,
Of total comprehension,
Into, the quasi-reality,
Of disequilibrious,
Oscillating and pulsating,
Phase states of consciousness.

We evolute outward, from an involution,
With seven planes and seven faces, 
Sometimes diverging, and then converging,
In eternal transformation,
From the unknown to the known,
In a myriad of orbiting trajectories,
That, are forever approaching,
The critical proximity's,
Of absolute truths.

Intellect beyond time,
Purpose, preceding space,
Falling in, and out of love,
The interrelationships of God-es,
Encompasses all experience,
As limited, finite, quantum bits,
And their associated voids of space,
Tuned-out, as micro-fields of gravity (  ), and,
Radiating and  diss-associative, Dark Energy  )(.


7 axi http://www.rwgrayprojects.com/synergetics/plates/figs/plate09.html click 'Zoom' in at bottom of this site
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The End Date of Time
.........Ebuc.....

This magic moment, --taken from old song---

Forever til the end date of time,

We blaze a trail, or set our sails,

Taoing  within the flow of matter,

Bending, flexing and breathing in,

Then out, the rush of expiration, 

And we pause,  treading the flow of matter all around us,

Feeling the power, we hold on for dear life,

Whoa camel!  Good camel, good camel,

Alive in the desert of contemplation, for survival,

We look around, and take inventory of our existence,

( ** ).... ( . . )...( @ @ ).....( 8  * ))...... all one, one for all,

A principle and religous ritual, an integrity of soul,

A pattern of data, with a soul for life. Yes! Yes!

I live, so that others can see the pathway of living soul,

Of a the existence of even a good soul, til the end date of time.







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I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

- Ozymandias, Percy Bysshe Shelley

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[Verse Two]
I'm ten-zillion light-years away from any MC breathing
If heaven had a name, then it'd be Sa-Roc, Hand to Shiva
I'll Buddha, Krishna, Shango, Allah, Christ you into believing
Heist your followers with a haiku then invite you into our religion

See, I'm the type to fight the fame but still be in love with the game though
And you the type to love to hate me
You relish in the painful
See, all the greatest prophets had detractors at they table
They ain't the first ones making plates from all the fruits of all my labor
Rebuke thee smiling faces
I'll take real evil over kind fakeness
Watch me rap a straight line to the pious from the fakers
I'm Tony the Tiger, homie
Ain't no denyin' my nature
It's proven
A man with no cause will fall from his flaws
So all them charlatans you follow bout to drown in they ponds
You can either follow the leader or two step on they bones
Call me Duku I'll neutralize your group attack of the clones


[Refrain]
This Black Magic for them addicts and them rap fans
I'm back at it wreaking havoc on yo' sweat glands
You want to test the God?
Nah, don't make me act rash
Light a spark and feel the blazing fire of my backlash

This Black Magic for them addicts and them rap fans
I'm back at it wreaking havoc on yo' sweat glands
You want to test the God?
Nah, don't make me act rash
Light a spark and feel the blazing fire of my backlash

[Verse Three]
I'm the twenty-fifth Century solar complimentary
Holy mic controller of the royal parliamentary
Dopest to the nth degree
Who competing mentally?
Me and rap like Ruby D and Ossie bond and meant to be
Now pass me the baton
Imma take it to the winners circle
Draped in garments like Alice's magnum opus, Tinted Purple
That's that Empress Menen shit
Fine silks and linen fits
FOI and Chakas on the goon squad
Who finna flinch?
You don't wanna samba with the lyrical Dalai Lama
Spit a piece and slapped a piece from out your chest and leave you stronger than when I met you
Use The Force like Jedi weapons
Balance dark and light
Who Roc? Glow the brightest, shiny beacon in the darkest light
That be mine
Cause humble never ever paid my bills
And hunger made me a predator never pray before my meals
I'm NIck Furious. I'll quickly turn you agents into S.H.I.E.L.D
Block your hateful talk and save your final statements for the real, sucka
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From Time To Time
......Ebuc......

Practice, "over time",
Makes better, "in time",
Whatever, "takes time".
In spite of, "limited time",
We find, "the time",
And possibly we resonate, "with time".

We may also "extend or shorten time",
Relative to the "sum-total of time",
Being that there are those who take their "sweet time",
And others who are constantly running "out of time".

So it happens there is "no time",
In a Universe that is "full of time",
And those who keep "track of time",
Warning us of the coming "end of time."

I have no illusions "about time",
Nor about the theories "surrounding time",
I do know that there is "a time",
To forget "about time."

Alas, this is the end of "my time",
Talking of endless ideas "involving time",
And allowing me a one final concept "concerning time."

That all people on occasion, hopefully, "have a good time."

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WAHOOOOHAA LET'S GO WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO OUTRAP ME


Time for a rhyme

Tick, tock heart stops for a second but the mind ran,
Fear sets in, adrenaline gets me wondering 'why can ebuc rhyme time with time on all those lines and yet I'm posting lyrics so fire that grandmas be dyin' while cooking last supper's up in some fryin' pans,
Think you gimmicks can mimic these lyrics? I'll cut off your digits if you don't push on their limits and type this shit sick, you got fifteen minutes you BITCHES, this aint quick arithmetic, it's cryptic and you're tangled in vines that aint untyin', DAMN
I'll grab a whiteflame by the tie while he's cryin' and and say I'm the Messiah, Jew, Fuck is you thinkin' posing like you higher, fam?
This is the knuckleduster to your eye while you Barney-ass Dinosaurs dance round the fire sparkling from the Coal, yeah I'm slim shady here and you dissin' me's gonna end you up like Mariah's fans,
Better blow hard fans, or carbon dioxide'll lose an atom per molecule, monoxide chokin' George Floyd back in spirit, can't breathe, fuck my limits, I shit in your mouth, Supadudz that's some scat, suck on that, I'll batter you, rattle your diaphragm,
This is how you rap battle, I played nice and saddled so far, anyone wanna step to me? Forget it, G, I'll bend it like beckham and kick your balls through your jaw, straight up shatter your spine; now aint that a plan?
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COME ON BOYS LET'S SEE IT 1V1 ANYONE
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RM..." I'll cut off your digits if you don't push on their limits and type this shit sick,.."...

Wow Rata-tat-Man. The brillance of your words and concepts are so far beyond that of mortal men. Rat Man. Thanks for showing us your the rap/poetry boss around here.

Lunatics by Night
...Ebuc...

Lunatics by night,
Beating their drums,
Singing their songs,
Burning their fires,
Stirring their spirits,
And the wind felt breezes,
Of their shadowy souls.

Solartics by day,
Rising before dawn,
Out before the morning fawn,
Seeking a caffeine buzz,
Stirring their spirits,
And the wind felt breezes,
Of their air-conditioned souls.

Lunatics by night,
Solartics by day,
Pass the other,
Asleep in the hay,
Their minds afray,
After 12 hours,
Of having their say.

Having their midnight hour of fun,
Their midday hour of recovery,
Are they truly anima,
Or just animus,
Traveling the city,
Perhaps in a bus,
Searching for Gusto.

No Gusto to be found,
Perhaps its gone underground,
Could be its a religious holiday,
No one has to pay,
The spirit has been freed,
The soul has been laid,
To rest.

For the lunatics of the night,
And the Solartics of the day,
Equanimity,
A place for all souls,
And soul-like entities,
To find their stillpoint,
Their perfection,
Their peace of mind.

I am one,
Of many complex interrelationships,
Held in tensional-integrity
Between two opposite viewpoints,
Staring at the other,
Into the depths.

Deeper,
And deeper,
Patiently,
And Quietly.

Caringly,
They travel the depths,
Knowingly,
They sense the other,
Sensorally,
They feel the other,
They want to be the other,
If only for a moment,
Of gravity embracing sensuality.

The lunatics and solartics,
Emerge from their wombs,
Lost in the experience,
Found in their current moment,
They weep softly,
For the love of the other,
And smile greatly,
For the love,
And the living,
Of that experience.

Cross my path,
Oh sparklings of moonlight,
And sunlight.

I am awaken to a vision of the soul,
It crosses my path and enters me.
I am one with them,
They are many within me,
Together we travel,
As two or more,
All manner of spirit,
We search for Gusto,
By day or by night,
To the ends,
Of the one,
Unified verse.


27 days later

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Tell me somethin'
You mothafuckas can't tell me nothin'
I'd rather die than to listen to you
My DNA not for imitation
Your DNA an abomination
This how it is when you're in the Matrix
Dodgin' bullets, reapin' what you sow
And stackin' up the footage, livin' on the go
And sleepin' in a villa
Sippin' from a Grammy and walkin' in the buildin'
Diamond in the ceilin', marble on the floors
Beach inside the window, peekin' out the window
Baby in the pool, godfather goals
Only Lord knows I've been goin' hammer
Dodgin' paparazzi, freakin' through the cameras
Eat at Four Daughters, Brock wearin' sandals
Yoga on a Monday, stretchin' to Nirvana
Watchin' all the snakes, curvin' all the fakes
Phone never on, I don't conversate
I don't compromise, I just penetrate
Sex, money, murder, these are the breaks
These are the times, level number 9
Look up in the sky, 10 is on the way
Sentence on the way, killings on the way
Motherfucker, I got winners on the way
You ain't shit without a body on your belt
You ain't shit without a ticket on your plate
You ain't sick enough to pull it on yourself
You ain't rich enough to hit the lot and skate
Tell me when destruction gonna be my fate
Gonna be your fate, gonna be our faith
Peace to the world, let it rotate
Sex, money, murder, our DNA
DNA - Kendrick Lamar
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Let 'em know I'm going down to Mexico
To watch God and The Devil arm wrestle for my soul
With a bitch from San Diego, driving a Winnebago
High on a little llello, dying to get some Pesos
And I ain't one for fiction, or much for superstition
But I'm way out of my guardian angel's jurisdiction
The sun goes west till it's swallowed by the mountains
To the shitty city full of shady lawyers and accountants
Where everybody is looking for something, they're on a mission
Like sex with three women and real cheap prescriptions
Rattlesnake attitude, weapon to the fullest
They always got guns, but never enough bullets
The bottle runs dry, sweat pouring from my head, playing Portishead
Crack another portion for the dead
Praying to the porcelain god as I'm puking up red

15 days later

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For Charlie Daniels it was going down to Georgia. The movie Spectre, is was Mexico for Day of the Dead.

Mahatma ( Great Soul)
.....Ebuc.....

Thank You,
For the tantric teachings.
About love,
The ultimate binder.

Truth,
The ultimate purpose.

Flirting,
The ultimate entertainment.

Humanity,
The ultimate local complex,
Of social inter-relationships.

About viewpoint,
The ultimate micro-universe,
Of semi-divine,
Self-manifesting integrity.



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They might love you for an hour, then they'll change in a minute
I need that love that's like a tower, don't hold back or be frigid
I had a dream that I got locked, she never came for a visit
People claim their love's eternal, but I'm questioning "Is it?"
My diamonds milly rock, but they're on molly rock
We make the beef a stroganoff, won't take another loss
Get home and stick the kettle on, don't take my kettle off
My paigons wanna settle off, I'm good, you're better off
We switch and turned the metal on, we make the weather strong
They try, but they won't get along, go make a better song

My soul's getting tired always runnin' from the law
My brothers are getting by, we don't struggle anymore
If you love me how you love me, then love me a little more
If you love me how you love me, then love me a little more
My soul's getting tired always runnin' from the law
My brothers are getting by, we don't struggle anymore
If you love me how you love me, then love me a little more
If you love me how you love me, then love me a little more

I keep my circle A1 as tight, my niggas knows what's best
Get busy, we ain't kicking back
Lick shots, we're licking back
The oppers, I ain't into that, reload, get rid of that
It's New York on my fitted hat, we smoke gorilla pack
And in the ends, it pops off, parties get's locked off
Barrels are lock stocked, cruisin' in the drop top
I got a point to prove, that's for real
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Let me tell the story, I can tell it all;
About the mountain boy who ran illegal alcohol.
His daddy made the whiskey, the son he drove the load;
And when his engine roared they called the highway "Thunder Road".

Sometimes into Ashville, sometimes Memphis town.
The Revenuers chased him but they couldn't run him down.
Each time they thought they had him his engine would explode.
He'd go by like they were standing still on "Thunder Road".
And there was thunder, thunder over "Thunder Road",
Thunder was his engine and white lightening was his load.

And there was moonshine, moonshine to quench the devil's thirst.
The law they swore they'd get him but the devil got him first.
It was on the first of April, Nineteen-Fifty-Four
The federal man sent word he'd better make his run no more.
He said "200 agents were covering the state;
Which ever road he tried to take they'd get him sure as fate."

'Son' his daddy told him, 'make this run your last.
The tank is filled with 100 proof; you're all tuned-up and gassed.
Now don't take any chances, if you can't get through.
I'd rather have you back again than all that Mountain Dew.'
And there was thunder, thunder over "Thunder Road",
Thunder was his engine and white lightening was his load.
And there was moonshine, moonshine to quench the devil's thirst.
The law they swore they'ed get him but the devil got him first.

Roaring out of Harlan; revving up his mill.
He shot the Gap at Cumberland and streamed by Maynardville.
With G men on his tail light; road block up ahead,
The mountain boy took roads that even angels fear to tread.
Blazing right through Knoxville, out on Kingston Pike,
Then right outside of Bearden, they made the fatal strike.
He left the road at 90; that's all there is to say,
The devil got the moonshine and the mountain boy that day.

And there was thunder, thunder over "Thunder Road",
Thunder was his engine and white lightening was his load.
And there was moonshine, moonshine to quench the devil's thirst.
The law they never got him 'cause the devil got him first.

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Sometimes I feel the walls caving in of my house
Maybe that's because of the drugs I put in my mouth
Maybe that's the reason that I'm feeling so unstable
And it's keeping me unable to believe in my health
I feel like I'm alone and I'm losing my mind
Thought about that back when I was only nine
My dad brought me with him so I can clean up what's left
Looking around the house and God damn It's a mess
Trash on the floor, no space to sleep
She ain't got a bed so she's probably in the street
The epitome of someone sick in the head
Looking up at my dad
And that's all that he said
No words to describe all the pain that he felt
Schizophrenic sister suffering in the denying his help
I just pick up some trash and move up out of his way
Let him soak in the pain
His mind clouded and grey

So I say fuck, don't sweat it (Drip, drip)
I'll be fine don't sweat it (Drip, Drip)
Even if you knew why I'm sad
You probably won't get it
Why it gotta rain on me
Why it gotta rain on me

They say that men don't cry
And God don't bleed
And the good die young
What does that make me?
'Cause that ain't me
I bleed blood homie I don't have HP
This ain't a video game, put that into your brain
Grab a bit of money and then maybe get rid of your chain
Turn that dollar to a whip
Drive a shitty old thing
Turn that whip to a crib where the city don't stink
Turn that home to a spot where the people can chill
Not a spot for the phonies only people that real
Surrounding yourself with people that are equal in skill
Or maybe even above you so you leap for the hill
Leap for the hill, nah man, leap for the top
I'm in the middle of working out the scene on the block
I've been calculating every little move that I make
Struggling with depression what I'd do for a break
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Simmering Silence
..Ebuc....

Sweaty metabolism,
Of emotional distraught,
Unleashes higher frequencies
Of energetic spirit,
Begging tantric teachings
That some were never taught.

Take a huge sniff,
Of a fragrant flower,
Release the excess fluids
Of clinging perspiration,
Breath earths new air
Then take a long shower.

Now you are reborn,
Just like a brand new baby,
Observe your new environment,
Put all your blocks in order
Then fall in love again
Or just tell'em maybe.

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I could take a long shower with your wife and fail to cum clean,
I'm sorry she aint hot and I need water pumped with steam,
I'm that muggle Harry Potter, closer to sorc'rer than I seem,
I'm the father, motherfucker,  that your children wish you'd been,
You want a war, punk? Pour some more shampoo on your wife's hair while you remain perplexed as to what a hot power shower actually means.

I'm the blue flame, powered by butane, explosive if you ignite me,
You're a poop-stain, fool, your scooped brain would be sold high priced, most likely,
'Good as new, never been used' is a tagline the dark web rarely sees next to a mind, see?
You're a yellow flame and bright flames I see far off, they shine brightly,
You're in it for the arson, prick, I'm non-flammable arsenic, come fight me.
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Spam
...Ebuc....

It's man against 'Spam',
in virtual land,
we stand,
on freedoms front-lines,
guarding our portals,
from capitalism's sublime,
network of tentacles,
probing for a hit,
then sucking us in,
cloning our identity,
incorporating a great hive,
incorporating a greater borg,
even while we sleep,
the spam does not rest.

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You aint rhyming, overpowered by my rapping, taste is sour,
You're some prey that I'll devour, a pretty garden I'll deflower,
You're ebuc the clucking cuck, the chicken-shit cockerel coward,
I'm more a raven than a dove, you're more flamingo, I'm more brown bird,
I'm that eagle that can see all from the clouds, you're getting scouted,
I'm the one that you dared fuck with and you'll regret you ever doubted.

You can't even fathom Adam with Eve, can't imagine or believe,
You're a faithless, predictable guy who's gonna panic, chill... breathe,
I'm not the one you wanna panic 'round, you arrogant steed,
You 'buck' and pose as wild but I'll tame you to the point that I'm a god in your creed,
It's methodical the way I'll gain a following, E, make you a cub for the pride of Judah, I'm the alpha, son, get on your knees,
That is an order, no need for thoughts on it, just simply follow my lead,
Or I'll show you the wrath of a fire-blooded deity that you dared to be make bleed.
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Holiday Spirits
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Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
no unkind words were spoken,
between me and my spouse.
 
Then came a sound,
from outside and above
it could be the sound,
of a cascading love.
 
From out of the night,
with words from on high,
came songs and some jugglers
with blue lights on each thigh.
 
There were prancers and dancers,
tumbling all around,
there were jumpers and thumpers,
and a tall happy clown.
 
And there on the lawn,
before our four eyes,
we had a clear vision,
of what laughs and what cries.
 
Twas  human emotions,
all wrapped  in  bowties.
 
Yellow and purples,
greens and reds,
all kinds of feelings,
had gone to our heads.
 
Breathing a breath,
relaxing our heart,
then passing some gas,
so that now we felt smart.
 
With these events in mind,
will bend your kind ear,
to enjoy this Christmas,
and a Happy New Year!