What Would You Ideally do if You Fell Into a Lion Inclosure From an Overview?

Ideally, allows for an infinity of hypotheticals.

Ideally, I would end up in the showers after a women's beach volleyball match, and be put in charge of the gel.

You've reallly thought about this.

Ideally, within context, allows for the ideal course of action in said scenario.

Rather than what you would actually do; that is develop a digestive system which allows for shitting and running at the same time.

I would not run, I told what I'd actually do. Lions can't sense fea rlike canines can so being scared doesn't matter if you don't physically display it.

If yoyr question was about two hungry and aggressive wolves, my answer would be closer to what Wylted's was but definitely don't aim for the inside of the mouth, that's stupid. Aim for the neck, stomach and at worst a slap/push tonthe side of the animal's head as it gies for a bite (they are weak at defending while attacking innthe same move, it's the one fighting weakness that almost all bite-based predators have in common).

Wolves respond to sudden aggression with respect and fear. Lions respond to sudden aggression with fury and violence.

This is about lions, your only shot at victory is in letting them feel comfortable and respectful around you.

Exactly.

So if I fell into a lion enclosure.

I would ideally like to end up where I said.

Very unlikely I know....But ideal.

I like your first suggestion, but the choking bit has some merit. too.

Well...You didn't say lots of things.

What words would you have liked me to include? That Zedvictor is a twat? 

Anything that you like.

You asked for an ideal, and I gave you an ideal.

Your ideal is absent from context. 

(A very old fashioned use of the word enclosure.)

Ideally I would fall into the showers after a women's beach volleyball game, and be put in charge of the gel.

You should have omitted the word "ideally",......As grammatically,  ideally creates the context.

I could have said;

Ideally I would have used my powers of levitation.

Ideally I would have used my jet pack.

Ideally I would have used the jeep.

Ideally I would have used my Lion hypnotising gun.

Etc.

Etc.

Etc.

Were you actually looking for an ideal?

Or were you just asking........What would you do if you fell into a Lion inclosure/enclosure.

I was asking for the best course of action one could take to survive. In other words the ideal.

But no, that description would still not make sense to you because you could still say you would use your jet pack, jeep, levitation powers, lion hypnoses gun, etc, etc, etc even though “Ideally” isn’t the sole contributor of the scenario. It would be meaningless if it was.

If I just asked what would you do, some dickhead such as yourself would swing to the other side of the pendulum to be defeatist.

By the way, did you read #1? I just realised you probably didn’t.

Lets say then..... I would ideally be wearing my  guaranteed anti-lion clothes.

The question asks what would you ideally do, not what you would ideally wear/have. 

Do you understand? 

Ah.

So what would I ideally do.

Ideally, I would stun the lions with my lion stunner app.

Keep on trying bud. 

Ah.

So no ideals available now.

Just a them and me scenario.

Well it's difficult to say, without a fairly well detailed plan of the hypothetical enclosure.

One cannot come up with a strategy, without knowing the available options.