A Pro Gun Argument

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If guns are outlawed and become uncommon, then shooters and westerns become science fiction and fantasy, and those are for gays. 
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I am probably the most pro 2nd amendment active person on DART.  I believe in all of the following:

1) Guns are needed for protection against criminals and a tyrannical government.
2) The banning of Semi automatic guns does not reduce the homicide rate so banning them is pointless to the goal of reducing homicide.  They are fun to shoot at targets and they are also practical in that they are more scary than a pistol, so criminals are more scared.
3) Implementing background checks does not reduce the homicide rate, so they serve no purpose except to install a false sense of safety in people.  It is never okay to trade your liberty for a false sense of saftey.
4) Machine guns should be legal to further protect against tyranny.  When they were banned, the homicide rate did not go down.
5) Every state should get rid of all their useless gun restrictions, including an assault weapon ban, background checks, and probably open carry as well.
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Noooope. 
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Big Macs kill more than 10 times the Americans killed by guns. Why can't we just make burgers gay?
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@TheUnderdog
People will always kill people....Guns or not....That's not the argument....You're just stating the obvious in defence of the obvious.

Boys with big guns, because they're too embarrassed by the size of their dicks to masturbate in public....LOL.

Just don your cammo Boys and go find a nook in the backwoods.....Leisure shooting as it were.

And Girls....Get a dildo....Less dangerous, cheaper and ultimately more fun.

Make love, not war...As someone once said.
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It's my opinion that tyranny is a third world phenomenon only these days. Capitalism has killed it in the first world. We're all bought and sold by Apple and friends now, for better or worse, and it's just far too delicate an infrastructure to go moving armies over. There's no statesman can offer anything against what we have anymore, the lever of tyranny is scarcity. 
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The slow death of bigmacs.

Did you know the Chinese engineered the Covid to specifically kill fat people?


Covid-19 death rates are 10 times higher in countries where more than half of the adult population is classified as overweight, a comprehensive report from the World Obesity Federation has found.

The report analyzed mortality data from Johns Hopkins University and the WHO Global Health Observatory data on obesity. Of the 2.5 million covid-19 deaths reported by the end of February 2021, 2.2 million were in countries where over half the population is classified as overweight—defined as a body mass index above 25.

Taking data from over 160 countries, the report found linear correlations between a country’s covid-19 mortality and the proportion of adults that are overweight. There is not a single example of a country with less than 40% of the population overweight that has high death rates (over 10 per 100 000), the report said. Similarly, no country with a death rate over 100 per 100 000 had less than 50% of their population overweight.

Vietnam, for example, had the lowest death rate from covid-19 in the world (0.04 per 100 000) and the second lowest levels of population overweight at 18.3%. The UK has the third highest death rate globally (184 deaths per 100 000) and the fourth highest prevalence of overweight at 63.7%. The United States has the next highest death rate at 152.49 deaths per 100 000 and has 67.9% of the population overweight.

A small number of countries seem to run against the trend including New Zealand, Australia, and several Gulf states, where prevalence of overweight among adults is high, but reported deaths from covid-19 are low. The report said that this was likely to be due to national responses to the pandemic, including border controls.

The authors acknowledged that the age structure of a country, as well as its relative wealth and reporting capacity, has an impact on covid-19 cases, hospital admissions, and deaths, but said that their findings seem to be independent of these contributory factors.

Overweight populations are more susceptible to respiratory diseases generally. During the MERS and H1N1 influenza epidemics, for example, worse outcomes were linked to excess body weight. The World Obesity Foundation said that governments must invest in obesity prevention to prepare for future pandemics and called for people with obesity to be among priority groups for covid-19 vaccines and testing.

Tim Lobstein, the report’s author, said: “We now know that an overweight population is the next pandemic waiting to happen. Look at countries like Japan and South Korea where they have very low levels of covid-19 deaths as well as very low levels of adult obesity. They have prioritized public health across a range of measures, including population weight, and it has paid off in the pandemic.”

Tedros Adhanom, director general of WHO, said, “The report must act as a wake-up call to governments globally. The correlation between obesity and mortality rates from covid-19 is clear and compelling. Investment in public health and co-ordinated, international action to tackle the root causes of obesity is one of the best ways for countries to build resilience in health systems post-pandemic: we urge all countries to seize this moment.”

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Boys with big guns, because they're too embarrassed by the size of their dicks to masturbate in public....LOL.
I imagine that big dick males are more likely to want to open carry; I mean you see so many soyboys with small dicks being so scared of guns.

The rest of what you said was trolling.
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"big d*ck" is another way to say alpha - which is a psuedoscientific classification of people that shows your ineptitude. Furthermore, a "soyboy" is an interesting claim, and based on phytoestrogen in soy - however - that claim has been debunked time after time, soy has no effect on level of testosterone, and actually causes increases in sperm count. 

You see phytoestrogen is named that way because of its chemical structure is similar to estrogen, but the composition is completely different. In your terms, you've been cucked. 
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When I mean soyboy, I don't mean people who eat soy.  I mean the people below:


These are the people scared of guns.
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You guys are funny.
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speaking of gays. This is the best reason I have ever seen to ban gays from combat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ

It's not even really debatable .
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It's a well known phenomena...Little guys need big trucks and big guns.

Big guys are already packing and don't need a psychological extension.

And Trolls live in Scandinavia.
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And Trolls live in Scandinavia.

Skinny Trolls.
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Maybe so.

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are you being serious; I can't tell lol or is it a joke

If your being serious the onion is literally a satirical news source (though pretty funny) and they made that video to make fun of people who think like that.
If your joking that's pretty funny lol.