A priest would only be looking up one thing on a computer.
Can you guess?
May They Just As Well Condemn The Bible To The Skip?
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@Deb-8-a-bull
A priest would only be looking up one thing on a computer.Can you guess?
The online Bible and graphic illustrations of sin in all its ugly form.
This sounds like something from the TV series The Preacher.
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@FLRW
This sounds like something from the TV series The Preacher.
I don’t watch porn.
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@Shila
In the beginning, God was a lonely being. Due to His loneliness, God created the angels, and they worshipped and loved Him. However, God grew bored with receiving the praise from the angels, so He decided to create mankind even though He knew that He was condemning this species to a miserable existence.
When He told the angels of His plans on creating Humanity, they were horrified by His announcement. As such, a great war was waged on Heaven ending with massive bloodshed and the remaining angels being expelled. Feeling that His Angel of Death was failing to live up to what He intended, God orchestrated the deaths of a good man's wife and daughter, which leads to that man becoming the Saint of Killers. Throughout the years, God indulged in the worship of humanity despite being fully responsible for all of the wars, famine, and other heinous atrocities that befall the Earth. Despite this, God craved more affection. And so, He arranged the creation of Genesis, a being conceived from a Seraphim and a demon, solely so He could see if a being more powerful than Himself would choose to love him.
However, His plan goes awry, and Genesis goes to inhabit the body of a Texas preacher named Jesse Custer. As a result, Jesse embarks on a mission to find God and question Him about the abandonment of His creation.
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@FLRW
In the beginning, God was a lonely being. Due to His loneliness, God created the angels, and they worshipped and loved Him. However, God grew bored with receiving the praise from the angels, so He decided to create mankind even though He knew that He was condemning this species to a miserable existence.When He told the angels of His plans on creating Humanity, they were horrified by His announcement. As such, a great war was waged on Heaven ending with massive bloodshed and the remaining angels being expelled. Feeling that His Angel of Death was failing to live up to what He intended, God orchestrated the deaths of a good man's wife and daughter, which leads to that man becoming the Saint of Killers. Throughout the years, God indulged in the worship of humanity despite being fully responsible for all of the wars, famine, and other heinous atrocities that befall the Earth. Despite this, God craved more affection. And so, He arranged the creation of Genesis, a being conceived from a Seraphim and a demon, solely so He could see if a being more powerful than Himself would choose to love him.However, His plan goes awry, and Genesis goes to inhabit the body of a Texas preacher named Jesse Custer. As a result, Jesse embarks on a mission to find God and question Him about the abandonment of His creation.
Your post might explain why Texas is banning the Bible in schools and libraries. Texans believe the bible misrepresents facts and is very racist. The result was a slew of challenges across Texas over books that shared the LGBTQ perspective or laid out the harsh reality of racism.
Texas also has the strictest border crossing and Abortion laws and even sought to separate from America at one time. By liberalizing it’s gun laws Texas might achieve its goals through self policing.
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@FLRW
However, His plan goes awry, and Genesis goes to inhabit the body of a Texas preacher named Jesse Custer.
great show
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@3RU7AL
However, His plan goes awry, and Genesis goes to inhabit the body of a Texas preacher named Jesse Custer.great show
Do Texans really want to replace the Bible with Jesse Custer the preacher?
I dare someone to ask , Should religious people be able to own a gun ?
And then be all like.
With one single little miss in terpy scrippy whippy ( one misinterpreted scripture ) a person with a gun can ummmm, do a great thing for god. .
That means do a bad thing and hurt someone.
Same same.
Then finish it up with a religious person with a gun shooting homosexuals or something.
Double dare.
Try Imagine a person that believes in god having a gun in arms length.
Un cum fort a bill.
Who could possibly fathom what it is that they might make their god tell them next?
Getting rid of a skip bin full of Bible's. ( A SPECIALIZED JOB IF EVER I'VE HEARD ONE ) A mass bible desposererer
one thinks it would have to take a certain kind of cold harted sadistic monster.
Who would be game enough to light a spark or flick a switch to TERMINATE bibles on a MASS scale?
Gods thoughts on it would cause a re-write of the commandments
Commandment #1 . Thou shall not destroy MASS AMOUNTS OF literature i did.
I'm pretty sure that if you burn just one bible you've not a chance in hell of going to the heaven joint.
Sooooo if you destroy a thousand bibles.
You have ABSOLUTELY NO HOPE of living a good life after ya death.
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I HOWEVER ARE am ( THE ONLY ) FULLY QUALIFIED, FULLY LICENSED BIBLE BOOK DISPOSAL OLIGIST.
AT our state of the art holy book desposer factory we despoe with the ABOVE required respect.
So on and so on.
Long strory short.
For a small fee* for such an important task i will respectfully rid them .
And a percentage of the cost will be put back into the religious sector.
Its alllllll above board.
* prices subject to change.
^ other fees and services may apply.
Ever made love on stack of bibles. ?
As i stated before.
Many many services available.
Well once i get a skip bin full of bible there will be.
Obviously the First thing one has to do upon reciving a skip full of bibles.
#1. Build bible fort.
Bible bunk beds?
YES.
So so many activities a skip full of bibles could provide.
Scrooge mcduck
My Bible coffins be a big seller .
Or perhaps.
Hard core anti-theist bible toilet paper.
Making a koran from recycled christian bibles and vice versa also would fetch a few bucks from weird people.
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@Deb-8-a-bull
Making a koran from recycled christian bibles and vice versa also would fetch a few bucks from weird people.
More Muslims know English than Arabic.
The Quran must be read in Arab so the advantage goes to the Bible should the two be switched.
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@Shila
There would be a market for that.
Show like 1000 bibles going through a juicer and one Quran pops out the other side.
Its so called " Hard core " its.
Welll , its cool. , ie there would have to be a market for that.
Alllthouhh , this would have been done before . If i google bible made from recycled ummmm science text books.
That would be a good one hey?
Pat pen
A Bible from recycled from old school homosexual porn mags.
To have it a guess.
I think it would take like 10,000 gay mags and a cup of water to juice up a pulp is it .
To make a bible out of recycled paper
Make sure you show this process.
One could sell em.
Then ya move on to kids books made from recycled Hitler books.
Its
Inevitable.
Say that with me.
In evitable. Inevitable.
Say it when you shake your head side to side .
Good now i dont have to add more to recycled books , i can enjoy thinking about the word inevitable.
THE "BIBLE" books are NOT AND NEVER WILL BE FIT FOR A BIN.
Good game.
Good game.
Thinking about How much we know and or think we know about tutankahmun ( spell check ) as in comparison to how much we know about jesus.
Should be entertained for a minute or two.
Lets.
Should be entertained for a minute or two.
Lets.
Oh, Thats only if you believe in Tut.
Then What do we know or think we know about madusa gets factored in . ( in a much diffrent way )
Im close to positive it would boil down to.
There ummm probably was a bloke named jesus. Of the Nazareth that existed.
A Totally normal human one.
There ummm probably was a bloke named jesus. Of the Nazareth that existed.
A Totally normal human one.
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@Deb-8-a-bull
Im close to positive it would boil down to.There ummm probably was a bloke named jesus. Of the Nazareth that existed.A Totally normal human one.
We can see you are struggling to put your thoughts together. But you are getting some of them right. There is hope!!
Can't read can't write but i can drive a tractor alright
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@Shila
We can see you are struggling to post posts in a pattern that ALLLLLLL others post post in.
Buttttttt
Your posts are of good quality / substance informitive in depth.
It is quite remarkable actually
When people usually come in a click up a whole page like you've done they are posts like . Well mine , short and silly
Soooooo Keep it up. Nice posts
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@Deb-8-a-bull
QUICK REMINDER.God didn't choose to interact with people and do the whole bible thing in and around the time you were here on earth.Andddddddddddd.The whole 2nd coming thing looks like it's not going to happen in our lifetimes.What i am trying to say is.We the people of today are not that ummmm, terribly important to god.I couldn't imagine us being nowhere near as important to god as puffins or stars.Just to name two of gods top 10 greatest loves.Butttttttttttt, i may be wrong.
You are wrong. You cannot even put your thoughts together in one post.
But stick around. Some Muslim might find a jihadi companion for you.