"We must ban owning cars for EVERYONE because of all the children that die from car accidents. Take public transit; move to a big city and use their public transit system. If you disagree, this is LITTERALLY the same thing as wanting children to die."
"We must mandate blood donation for EVERYONE because of all the children that die from not having blood. Nobody needs all their blood and you can lose some to save lives! If you disagree, this is LITTERALLY the same thing as wanting children to die."
"We must mandate adopting children for EVERYONE because of all the children that die from not being adopted. If you disagree, this is LITTERALLY the same thing as wanting children to die."
"We must ban dogs for EVERYONE because of all the children that die from dog bites. Nobody needs pitbulls or any other dog breed If you disagree, this is LITTERALLY the same thing as wanting children to die."
"We must ban AR 15s for EVERYONE because of all the children that die from mass shootings. Nobody needs an AR 15. If you disagree, this is LITTERALLY the same thing as wanting children to die."
If Statements 1 to 4 are stupid, so is statement 5. Shall not be infringed!
