It's not actually big. I'm on the thinner end of my healthy weight range.It’s bigger than you think.
Sounds like the expert on masturbation is putting his expertise to good use.
Just like you are older than you think.
How old am I?
Like the song says - “it’s hard out there for a bitch”
I'm sure it's hard for you, too, based on all your talk about my butt and toys I apparently have.