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The size of Trump's penis became an actual, legitimate, real life, no-foolin' issue in the campaign in 2016 when Rubio made light of what he said were Trump's small hands.
"And you know what they say about men with small hands," Rubio told rowdy supporters, pausing for effect as the crowd laughed. "You can't trust him."

How did you know she was a Borg?

OMG, are you a republican?

Hey, we need republicans. How else is China going to  be able to buy the USA.

Just work on being a billionaire. Ask your Dad for a $billion.

Hey, you are not a Trump !

OMG, you are talking about republicans, aren't you?

I'm glad I'm a Pastafarian.  I hope that they will now teach it in schools.

Was Trump referring to Slavery when he says Make America Great Again?

Well, they are the only country to nuke two cities.

Hey, me and Trump are not aging. Well that's what the foreign sex workers say.  OBTW, I don't take any medications. I attribute that to me being on the track team from junior high school through college.

Well stated.

Do you think Melania calls him Bald Doni ?

You know that trans and gays are due to poor design, don't you. That is why God died in God prison.

Did you know that Gp really does look like Biden?

Ok, ok, this is the real me.

No, they didn't say I looked like Trump.

Some people say that I look like Ferdinand von Zeppelin.

You know that Bald Doni is Trump, don't you?

I guess he will be building the Gaza Trump Tower.

Astronomers are closely watching an asteroid that has a small probability of hitting Earth in less than eight years. On Thursday, NASA decreased the asteroid's impact probability to 0.3%, down from a record high of 3.1%.

Some people say I look like the Penguin.

AI makes stupid people more stupid.

Your heart is the fist-size muscular center of your cardiovascular system. Some 100,000 times a day, it pumps about 10 pints of oxygenated blood from your lungs out through 60,000 miles of veins and capillaries to your farthest extremities.
But your heart gets help from an unexpected source, according to the latest thinking from cardiovascular experts. You have a “second heart” that plays a crucial role in your body’s circulatory system — your calf muscles.
“One heart pump has enough power to send blood to every part of the body, reaching your lower legs in seconds,” writes phlebologist Sonja Stiller, MD, in a blog for the Center for Advanced Vein Care in Mentor, Ohio. “Once the blood has reached every part of the body, the veins have to carry the oxygen-depleted blood back to the heart and through the lungs, where it will receive a supply of oxygen. However, since the blood is flowing against gravity, sending it toward the heart will take more than a single pump from the heart. For this reason, the body uses the calf muscles to pump blood from your lower legs back to the heart.”

If you are rich you can have 13 kids.

China's DeepSeek AI shakes industry and dents America's swagger

   Welcome to DOGE.

Extreme wealth inequality, as measured by net worth disparity between the richest and poorest individuals globally, is widely recognized as a significant global issue due to its potential to exacerbate social and economic problems like poverty, hunger, and lack of access to basic necessities, and is therefore often cited as a major concern requiring attention and policy changes.

In 1997, Duffy appeared on The Real World: Boston, where he solidified his reputation as a reality TV party boy, thanks to his televised sexcapades and seemingly inappropriate behavior.

Why are you talking about Zed's pfp?

Have you ever been a stripper like Melania?

Maybe she really looks like Travis Kelce?

OMG, I've become Shila.

Yes,  Hitler was a vegetarian and a  hater of hunting, 

What about Bald Doni's Ego?

Ok,ok, you can dance at our club.

Well, Trump is the fulfillment of H L Mencken's prediction that some day the USA would elect a downright moron as President.

C'mon man, At the age of 21, Stephen Hawking was diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS). In a very simple sense, the nerves that controlled his muscles were shutting down. At the time, doctors gave him two and a half years to live. He ended up living another 50 years.

Tru-dat!

Wasn't Jesus a Jew?  He was born in Judah to Joseph and Mary, a Jewish father and mother.

He lived until he was 95.

Take away their strap-ons?

Yes,  when the 91-year-old movie star Ernest Borgnine was on Fox And Friends in the morning in 2008 and they asked him about his secret to living so long. It turns out, he masturbates a lot!

Remember than Trump has spent $300 million going to the Super Bowl and Daytona 500 and living in Mar-a-Lago.

How come God doesn't talk to people through a burning bush on X ?

My key to longevity is the same as Ernest Borgnine's.  He lived to be 95 years old.

  I think, therefore I watch porn.

Donald Trump is a poor person's idea of a rich man, a weak person's idea of a strong man, and a stupid person's idea of a smart man.

  Ok