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@Stephen
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Stephen,
How many times in a given month do we have to correct Miss Tradesecret's outright stupidity AGAIN?
MISS TRADESECRETS RECENT QUOTE THAT DEFIES ALL REASON AGAIN: "This is one reason Christianity is out and Buddhism and Hinduism is in. The latter are new age - the former is conservative and tied to institutions and objective authority."
Barring her unneeded words in her speech patterns again, can you believe in even a pseudo-christian like Miss Tradesecret saying what she said in her ungodly quote above in being; CHRISTIANITY IS OUT, and Buddhism and Hinduism is in?! WTF! I can just see my serial killer Jesus looking down upon the #1 Bible fool Miss Tradesecret (Hebrews 4:13), and shaking his head in disgust once AGAIN!
TRADESECRET NEVER DOES HER HOMEWORK, THEREFORE I DID IT FOR HER: In 2023, it was reported: "There will be over 2.6 billion Christians worldwide by the middle of 2023 and around 3.3 billion by 2050, according to a report published in early January by the Center for the Study of Global Christianity at Gordon Conwell Theological Seminary. "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_population_growth#:~:text=In%202023%2C%20it%20was%20reported,at%20Gordon%20Conwell%20Theological%20Seminary.%22
As we both have seen, Miss Tradesecrets dumbfounded Bible modus operandi has rubbed off on our new and upcoming Bible Stupid Fool, Critical-Tim. He will NEVER live down his embarrassing thread that he made "just for me" entitled; Why the Christian Bible must be interpreted subsequent to being Bible Slapped Silly®️ by Jesus and I relative to his Devil Speak of reinterpreting Jesus' DIRECT AND LITERAL WORDS away from their true LITERAL meanings! Comedy at its best! LOL!
NEXT PSEUDO-CHRISTIAN LIKE MISS TRADESECRET THAT WANTS TO SLAP JESUS IN THE FACE AGAIN BECAUSE HER "OPINION" WAS ONCE AGAIN WRONG, WILL BE ...?
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@Lemming
Lemming,
YOUR QUOTES OF EMBARRASSMENT AGAIN: "I am not willing to consider your post #85 in depth, Due to the gist of it and past posts by you, I don't think there is value in it for me."
HUH? You don't need to take my post #85 in depth, because it was simple propositions to understand, HELLO? Furthermore, the "gist" of my posts are direct and to the point, and if you can't handle that, then remain SILENT to them in the future, get it? I can see that there is no value in my posts to you because you're wrangling around with them in not understanding them in the first place! LOL!
Do yourself a favor and just stay upon the sidelines and watch, okay? Thanks .................
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@Stephen
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@Critical-Tim
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best, and now is the "king of ungodly circular reasoning," and a RUNAWAY from Jesus' direct LITERAL words within the scriptures that I posed to him, and where he flunked out of Miss Tradesecret’s school of; How to Run Away from Disturbing Literal Bible passages, and now has to remain SILENT to Jesus' LITERAL words to save himself from further embarrassment,
YOUR CRY BABY WUSSY "BOO HOO" QUOTE TO THE MODERATORS: "I agree, and I have reported them, but I stopped after a while. Let's continue coherent discussions elsewhere, while the mods find themselves."
Oh, you poor little boy, here you violated the COC rules FIRST AND FOREMOST by calling me out in a special thread, and then when I Bible Slapped you Silly®️ because of your outright Bible Stupidity, then you had to run to the moderators in essence crying to them; "please stop Mr. Brother D. Thomas because he is making me the ignorant Bible fool that I am, help me, pleeeeeeeeeeease!" LOL!
Not only did you turn yourself into a HYPOCRITE for calling me out with a special thread in going directly against COC Rules, you disparaged the moderators in saying "that they need to find themselves!" Really, now you make fun of the moderators just because you cannot defend yourself towards my godly posts? LOL!!!
Remember Bible fool, I am NOT responsible for your unbelievable Bible Stupidity equal to Miss Tradesecrets, therefore I will always address it in an act of fervor in following Jesus' word in defending the faith when it comes to the DIRECT LITERAL WORDS OF JESUS: "We destroy arguments and every lofty opinion raised against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ," (2 Corinthians 10:5) understand Bible fool? Huh? Maybe?
Get used to me outright OWNING YOUR BIBLE IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY, just like Jesus and I OWNING Miss Tradesecrets!
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@Lemming
Lemming,
If you want the rules to be followed, then at the onset of the RUNAWAY from the LITERAL WORDS of Jesus, Mr. Critical-Tim, went directly against the rules for calling me out in a special thread, do you understand this simple fact? Huh?
CODE OF CONDUCT: Harassment: " Creating threads to call-out specific users qualifies as targeted harassment ....."
Therefore, you turned in Critical-Tim in violating the COC Rules, and for the future, if you are not going to engage in the topic at hand in any thread, other than staying on the sidelines in just watching, just mind your own fu*king business next time, understood?
NEXT MEMBER LIKE THE DUMBFOUNDED "LEMMING" THAT TURNED IN THE MEMBER THAT HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE, MR. CRITICAL-TIM, WILL BE ...? LOL!
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@Stephen
@Critical-Tim
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Stephen,
In response to your very revealing quotes in your post #76
What a HYPOCRITICAL MESS Critical-Tim is turning out to be, as if Miss Tradesecret isn't a Satanic mess as well!
Critical-Tim and Miss Tradesecret (https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEGZNA4) will make a dynamic duo with their ungodly Devil Speak relative to the faith of Christianity! It will be an easy time for us when calling out these two minions of Satan regarding their outright Bible Stupidity all the time, praise Jesus revenge upon them upon their demise for being cowardly, detestable, sexually immoral, and liars: “But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” (Revelation 21:8)
NEXT MEMBER THAT WANTS TO BE AS BIBLE STUPID AS CRITICAL-TIM AND MISS TRADESECRET AS EXPLICITLY SHOWN IN THIS THREAD, WILL BE ...?
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@Stephen
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Stephen,
How many times have we seen the likes of a Critical-Tim come into this forum with a balls to the wall approach in what they thought they knew regarding the scriptures, they didn't subsequent to our superior knowledge of the Bible, over their grade-school knowledge of same?
As we can see, poor Mr. Critical-Tim has to take the wussy ruse of remaining silent to my posts now to save further embarrassment by him in trying in vain to respond to them! LOL! With this candy-ass approach, who does this remind you of? YES! It reminds us of Miss Tradesecret that that has to be silent to our posts, where she couldn't debate herself out of a broom closet!
Yes, we'll see more of the Critical-Tim Bible Stupid modus operandi in the future, where Jesus in prayer always tells me to take these hell bound pseudo-christians to the carpet in His behalf when I follow these DIRECT LITERAL WORDS: "He must hold firm to the trustworthy word as taught, so that he may be able to give instruction in sound doctrine and also to rebuke those who contradict it." (Titus 1:9) , praise Jesus!
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@Stephen
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best, and now is the "king of ungodly circular reasoning," and a RUNAWAY from Jesus' direct LITERAL words within the scriptures that I posed to him, and where he flunked out of Miss Tradesecret’s school of; How to Run Away from Disturbing Literal Bible passages, and now has to remain SILENT to Jesus' LITERAL words to save himself from further embarrassment,
I am truly sad that Jesus' words and I had to easily clip your wings in making you equal to Miss Tradesecret's Bible Stupidity in this Religion Forum. It comes with the territory of you having to RUN AWAY from the LITERAL WORDS OF JESUS AS GOD, like you have done in your own thread, where how embarrassing can you get in front of the membership?!
I am sorry that you have to RUN AWAY with your tail between your legs of me easily Bible Slapping you Silly®️ as explicitly shown, and yes, Jesus and I know that you have to remain SILENT to my posts now for you to save what face you have left upon this esteemed Religion Forum, and to prevent you from further embarrassment because of your Bible ineptness.
This thread of yours will certainly come back to haunt you if you have the audacity to once again get out of line relative to your outright Bible ignorance, sorry. :(
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@Stephen
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YOUR QUOTE RELATING TO THE #1 BIBLE FOOL MISS TRADESECRET: "Brother D, by now, every member that has posted on this religion forum knows full well and has come to know that the Reverend Tradsesecret is full of shite and his true colours.
As we all know by now, I am not harassing Miss Tradesecret all the time, but only in having to correct her outright Bible STUPIDITY, as Jesus told me to do in many prayers with Him! Within this Forum alone, its like a full time job because every time she spews forth her assumed knowledge of the Bible, she is WRONG where the membership have to correct Miss Tradesecret at her embarrassing expense!
What is truly sad is the FACT that Miss Tradesecret's congregation at church is being lead astray to Jesus' true words with her preaching, and they are paying for this by placing money in the collection plate that is passed around, which is BLASPHEME as Jesus watches (Hebrews 4:1)!
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@Stephen
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Stephen,
As is shown ad infinitum upon this Religion Forum, Miss Tradesecret has stepped in the proverbial poo AGAIN!
MISS TRADESECRET'S CONTRADICTING QUOTE RELATIVE TO JESUS AS GOD: "He is the reason we acknowledge murder and rape is evil."
Huh? But, guess what? Jesus' inspired words as God ordered many of His Hebrew creation to be murdered, and He ordered the raping of woman as well! Therefore, why did Miss Tradesecret erroneously use the concept that Jesus is the reason we acknowledge murder and rape as evil?
JESUS' INSPIRED WORDS (1 THESSALONIANS 2:13) SAYS TO MURDER AND HAVE WOMAN RAPED:
"If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. (Deuteronomy 13:6-9)
"Whoever is captured will be thrust through; all who are caught will fall by the sword. Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses will be looted and their wives raped." (Isaiah 13:15-16)
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best, and now is the "king of ungodly circular reasoning," and a RUNAWAY from Jesus' direct LITERAL words within the scriptures that I posed to him, and where he flunked out of Miss Tradesecret’s school of; How to Run Away from Disturbing Literal Bible passages.
Oh, oh, I can only assume that when I wanted you to Satanically reinterpret the following passage to provide us with yet more of your comedy routine, like you did with Jesus saying one has to hate their parents to be a follower of Him, this very disturbing passage in question shown below seemingly was just too much for you to try and spin doctor it away?! You can’t think of anyway to perform your comedy routine upon this topic in saying that what Jesus is LITERALLY SAYING is not what Jesus really meant to say? LOL!
JESUS AS GOD SAID: “And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition? For God said, ‘Honor your father and mother’ and ‘Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. (Matthew 15: 3-4)
Okay, to not make you the complete RUNAWAY from Jesus’ DIRECT LITERAL PASSAGES, you pick out three of them in the list below that you have been RUNNING AWAY from since their inception in your comical Buddhist thread, and REINTERPRET them to make said passage not mean what they LITERALLY STATE, like you did before at your embarrassing expense, agreed? Why of course you do because the membership is watching you RUN from disturbing passages like Miss Tradesecet has done for years! LOL!
4. JESUS AS GOD SAID: "Whoever loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me, and whoever loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." (Matthew 10:37)
5. JESUS KILLING INNOCENT CHILDREN AND INFANTS: "I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’” (1 Samuel 15:2-3)
6. JESUS AS GOD BEING AN ABORTIONIST: “The glory of Israel will fly away like a bird, for their children will die at birth or perish in the womb or never even be conceived. Even if your children survive to grow up, I will take them from you. It will be a terrible day when I turn away and leave you alone. I have watched Israel become as beautiful and pleasant as Tyre. But now Israel will bring out her children to be slaughtered oh Lord. what should I request for your people? I will ask for the wombs that don’t give birth and breast that give no milk. The LORD says, "All their wickedness began at Gilgal; there I began to hate them. I will drive them from my land because of their evil actions. I will love them no more because all their leaders are rebels. The people of Israel are stricken. Their roots are dried up; they will bear no more fruit. AND IF THEY GIVE BIRTH, I WILL SLAUGHTER THEIR BELOVED CHILDREN. (Hosea 9:11-16)
7. JESUS AS GOD SAID IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW HIM, YOU ARE TO BE MURDERED: "But that whoever would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman." (2 Chronicles 15:13)
8. JESUS AS GOD MAKES PARENTS EAT THEIR CHILDREN: "And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them." (Jeremiah 19:9)
9. JESUS AS GOD MURDERS THE INNOCENT FIRST BORN OF EGYPT: " At midnight the LORD struck down all the firstborn in Egypt ..." (Exodus 12:29)
10. JESUS AS GOD COMMANDS YOU T0 MURDER FAMILY MEMBERS THAT ENTICE YOU TO OTHER GODS: "But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death ......." (Deuteronomy 13:7-12)
11. JESUS AS GOD COMMANDS YOU MURDER ANYONE THAT SERVES OTHER GODS: "That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."(2 Chronicles 15:13)
12. JESUS AS GOD MURDERS LITTLE CHILDREN TO BE DASHED TO PIECES AND WIVES RAPED: "Anyone who is found will be thrust through, And anyone who is captured will fall by the sword. Their little ones also will be dashed to pieces Before their eyes; Their houses will be plundered And their wives raped." (Isaiah 13:15-18)
13. JESUS AS GOD SAYS TO MURDER HOMOSEXUALS: " If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13)
14. JESUS' INSPIRED WORDS SAYS: "Anyone who attacks their father or mother is to be put to death." (Exodus 21:15)
15. JESUS' INSPIRED WORDS SAY IT IS OKAY TO BEAT YOUR SLAVES: “The servant who knows the master’s will and does not get ready or does not do what the master wants WILL BE BEATEN WITH MANY BLOWS. But the one who does not know and does things deserving punishment WILL BE BEATEN WITH FEW BLOW. From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked." (Luke 12:47)
Critical-Tim, I and the membership will await your comedy routine outcome to three of the passages above for you to at least try and save face within this prestigious Religion Forum, where you have absolutely no business being here in the first place because of your RUN AWAY status from disturbing LITERAL passages spoken by Jesus as God!!!
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@Stephen
@Critical-Tim
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Stephen,
Relative to your once again very REVEALING post #8 regarding the #1 Bible Fool Miss Tradesecret, we must remember that I specifically want Miss Tradesecret to remain here and keep posting her Bible ignorant posts, and now, I want Critical-Tim to remain here as well, this is because this Bible Stupid Duo shows the membership and visitors, that their Bible Stupidity is HOW NOT to be a TRUE Christian like myself, where they will certainly pay upon Judgment Day for sure (Revelation 21:8), praise Jesus!
Uh, have you seen Critical-Tim run past your house of late, because he is eerily absent to his thread that he created just for me. but then as embarrassingly shown he could not address my biblical axioms presented to him. Hoping Jesus didn't strike him dead because of his blatant and unbelievable Bible stupidity (2 kings 19:35).
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@Athias
YOUR QUOTE OF ANOTHER TOPIC WITH THE BIBLE RUNAWAY "CRITICAL-TIM" IN A RELIGION FORUM?: "Perhaps the irrationality and futility of materialism? It would somewhat mirror our previous discussion on objectivity and subjectivity."
B-O-R-I-N-G, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ......... WAIT, never mind, if you two accomplish this discussion, let me know because it will be a great "sleep aid" to read it, thank you!
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@Stephen
@Critical-Tim
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best, and now is the "king of ungodly circular reasoning," and a RUNAWAY from Jesus' direct LITERAL words within the scriptures that I posed to him, and where he flunked out of Miss Tradesecret’s school of; How to Run Away from Disturbing Literal Bible passages.
YOUR LAUGHABLE RUN AWAY QUOTE TO THE MEMBERSHIP!!! LOL!!!: "I'd like to start another topic now that this one has finished. Perhaps you have some interesting philosophy suggestions?"
Start another topic other than this thread of yours where you made it just for me as you directly went against COC rules in doing so?! Really?
Listen, if you have to RUN AWAY from me owning your drastic Bible Stupidity and Ignorance, I don't blame you for Christs sake!
I HAVE EASILY BURIED YOUR COMPLETE BIBLE INEPTNESS AS SHOWN IN THE LINKS BELOW, SORRY :(
1. I EASILY refuted your post to me where what you thought you knew about the scriptures, YOU DIDN'T, and you did not try and refute my Bible superior knowledge over your grade-school assumed knowledge ! LOL
2. Your laughable cherry-picking a passage from one of my posts, and you "trying" to insidiously say that what the LITERAL WORDS of Jesus in said passage, ws not what He really meant, that was pure comedy at its best! LOL!
3. With this scenario, you put your tail between your legs and RAN OFF to hide again from the direct disturbing words of Jesus the Christ because you could not spin doctor them away with your Satanic Devil Speak! Furthermore, you obviously went to Miss Tradesecrets school of; HOW TO RUN AWAY FROM DISTURBING LITERAL BIBLE PASSAGES" but as explicitly shown in your own thread, YOU FAILED HER CLASSES! LOL!
4. This embarrassing post to you was just a re-cap of Jesus and I outright OWNING your Bible ignorance AGAIN relative to your initial post.
5. Here you RAN AWAY from a direct Jesus inspired LITERAL WORDED passage made by Him, that you bypassed before to save face! All I wanted is for you to make us LAUGH AGAIN with your Satanic interpretations of Jesus' DIRECT LITERAL WORDS as shown in the passage given to you, BUT YOU FAILED AGAIN and ran off to hide with Miss Tradesecret! Are you still shaking SCARED to even try to refute this said post, yep, you are! LOL!
6. In this situation, you laughably said you just wanted to create a thread to use in the future when I allegedly try to disrupt your discussions. HUH? Subsequent to me easily Bible Slapping you Silly®️, along with Stephen doing the same, you will be HIDING this thread like Miss Tradesecret had to do over the years when she was made the outright Bible fool! I would be remiss if I didn't say that I will use this thread in your behalf to show the membership in just how Bible Stupid you are, and where you had to RUN AWAY from my posts to you because you could NOT refute them, praise! LOL!
Jesus and I will continue to wait for your "reappearance" because the membership are still here reading your RUN AWAY posts that you have yet to respond to from me, OTHER THAN TO RUN AWAY AND HIDE FROM THEM, what's new? NOTHING! LOL!
Shhhhh, here is an image of Critical-Tim relative to this THREAD HE CREATED FOR ME ALONE, where he cannot answer all of the questions that I posed to him, and he therefore had to RUN AWAY from them: https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEPCCF6
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@IlDiavolo
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IlDiavolo,
YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE!: "As there is no any reliable source of what Jesus really said, we have to rely on the many interpretations of the bible there are around. So, which interpretation do you refer to?"
King James 1611! https://av1611.com/kjbp/articles/flanders-whykjv.html
Furthermore, DO NOT disparage Jesus in what He said in the above TRUE Christian Bible, where other Satanic versions do not even come close to the closet word of Jesus as God in the 1611 KJV!
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@Stephen
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I have to help the Bible inept Miss Tradesecret AGAIN in finding the appropriate inspired by Jesus passages that she needed for her wanting post #5, where it had absolutely NOTHING to do with the equally dumbfounded of the Bible, Best.Korea's initial post.
The said passages relative to the topic at hand are herewith: JESUS SAID: “Sell your possessions and give to the poor. Provide purses for yourselves that will not wear out, a treasure in heaven that will never fail, where no thief comes near and no moth destroys. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.” (Luke 12:33-34)
"In all things I have shown you that by working hard in this way we must help the weak and remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he himself said, ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive.’” (Acts 20:35)
Stephen, is it just me, or is Miss Tradesecret getting Bible Dumber®️ as the months go by?
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@Stephen
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Continued update where Miss Tradesecret is in fact, a FEMALE, as her biography gender reveals in this link: https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEPC9JU
With your embarrassing material in your REVEALING post #64, along with mine relative to Miss Tradesecret BLOCKING US, where we couldn't PM her in the first place, nor could we address her specifically anymore in our posts because once blocked, COC rules say to steer clear of Miss Tradesecret to not easily embarrass her relative to her Bible Stupidity!
Seriously, how can Miss Tradesecret stay upon this Religion Forum anymore, when shown to be an outright LIAR as shown by me and you?!
CASE CLOSED!!!
NEXT PSEUDO-CHRISTIAN WOMAN LIKE MISS TRADESECRET THAT WANTS TO BLATANTLY LIE IN FRONT OF THE MEMBERSHIP, WILL BE . ..?
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@Stephen
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best, and now is the "king of ungodly circular reasoning," and a RUNAWAY from Jesus' direct LITERAL words within the scriptures that I posed to him, and where he flunked out of Miss Tradesecret’s school of; How to Run Away from Disturbing Literal Bible passages.
YOUR LAUGHABLE POST: "I don't plan on this going on until they agree, after all, they will never admit to logic. I just wanted to make a fully comprehensive post that I can provide a link to in the future when he tries to disrupt my discussions.”
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9932/posts/411525
HELLO? Just like I did with the #1 Bible Stupid Fool Miss Tradesecret over the years, I have been making a booklet with all of your ungodly, but still funny as hell, posts that you made in outright showing everyone in just how truly BIBLE STUPID you are within this Religion Forum!
Oh, how could I have disrupted your comical Bible inept discussions, where in your wanting Buddhist thread, I only came in to tell you relative to TRUE Christianity, that the faith of Buddhism was explicitly WRONG! BUT, what did you do, you unfortunately engaged me for several more pages where you fell flat upon your proverbial face in front of the membership with your grasping for straws refutations to my Biblical axioms! LOL!!!!
Critical-Tim, God Damned you are truly funny in your Satanic ways! Did you ever think of writing Christian Comedy Sketches relating to changing Jesus’ DISTURBING LITERAL WORDS within the scriptures, like you did for us, but now for Saturday Night Live? Yes? Maybe?
MEMBERSHIP, IF "CRITICAL-TIM" GOES ON TV, OR DOES ROAD SHOWS LIKE I PROPOSED ABOVE, WE CAN NOW SAY WE KNEW “CRITICAL-TIM” BEFORE HE BECAME A TRUE CHRISTIAN COMIC GENIUS IN REWRITING JESUS' DISTURBING LITERAL WORDS TO SAY WHAT THEY ACTUALLY SAID, THEY REALLY DID'NT, AND SUBSEQUENTLY, HIS CROWDS LAUGHTER WILL PREVAIL, PRAISE!
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9932/posts/411525
HELLO? Just like I did with the #1 Bible Stupid Fool Miss Tradesecret over the years, I have been making a booklet with all of your ungodly, but still funny as hell, posts that you made in outright showing everyone in just how truly BIBLE STUPID you are within this Religion Forum!
Oh, how could I have disrupted your comical Bible inept discussions, where in your wanting Buddhist thread, I only came in to tell you relative to TRUE Christianity, that the faith of Buddhism was explicitly WRONG! BUT, what did you do, you unfortunately engaged me for several more pages where you fell flat upon your proverbial face in front of the membership with your grasping for straws refutations to my Biblical axioms! LOL!!!!
Critical-Tim, God Damned you are truly funny in your Satanic ways! Did you ever think of writing Christian Comedy Sketches relating to changing Jesus’ DISTURBING LITERAL WORDS within the scriptures, like you did for us, but now for Saturday Night Live? Yes? Maybe?
MEMBERSHIP, IF "CRITICAL-TIM" GOES ON TV, OR DOES ROAD SHOWS LIKE I PROPOSED ABOVE, WE CAN NOW SAY WE KNEW “CRITICAL-TIM” BEFORE HE BECAME A TRUE CHRISTIAN COMIC GENIUS IN REWRITING JESUS' DISTURBING LITERAL WORDS TO SAY WHAT THEY ACTUALLY SAID, THEY REALLY DID'NT, AND SUBSEQUENTLY, HIS CROWDS LAUGHTER WILL PREVAIL, PRAISE!
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@Stephen
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best, and now is the "king of ungodly circular reasoning," and a RUNAWAY from Jesus' direct LITERAL words within the scriptures that I posed to him, and where he flunked out of Miss Tradesecret’s school of; How to Run Away from Disturbing Literal Bible passages.
Critical-Tim, can you give us just one more comedy routine in Satanically reinterpreting the DIRECT LITERAL WORDS of Jesus to make it say not what it literally means, but something that is 180 degrees apart? Pleeeeeeeeese? Come on, we had to put up with your Bible ineptness, therefore, this is the least you can do to make us LAUGH AGAIN with your ever so funny and out of context Bible reinterpretations! Priceless!
Here, let me give you an easy one to reinterpret Jesus’ DIRECT LITERAL WORDS away from what they really mean, where this verse resided in the link where you cherry-picked one verse to reinterpret, but left this following one below and two others behind in this link for obvious reasons, okay? READY? …:
JESUS AS GOD SAID: “And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition? For God said, ‘Honor your father and mother’ and ‘Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. (Matthew 15: 3-4)
(Pssst, mums the word, shhhhhhh ….. therefore, to help you not to be the greater Bible fool, the “tradition” was within the Old Testament within this revealing passage: "For anyone who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death; he has cursed his father or his mother; his blood is upon him.” (Leviticus 20:9) Shhhhh, you can thank me later, okay?)
THE MEMBERSHIP IS WATCHING, DON’T LET US DOWN WITH YET ANOTHER COMEDY ROUTINE BY YOU IN CHANGING THE LITERAL WORDS OF JESUS THAT MAKE THE ASTUTE MEMBERSHIP LAUGH WHOLEHEARTEDLY AT YOUR BIBLE STUPID EXPENSE!
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best, and now is the "king of ungodly circular reasoning," and a RUNAWAY from Jesus' direct LITERAL words within the scriptures that I posed to him, and where he flunked out of Miss Tradesecret’s School; How to Run Away from Disturbing Literal Bible passages.
YOUR INTIAL POST #1 WHERE YOU BROKE THE COC RULES AND SPECIFICALLY CALLED ME OUT IN YOUR THREAD HEREIN WITH MORE OF YOUR PRE-SCHOOL BIBLE DUNCERY®️
In essence, this is where you comically said that you summed up my alleged actions, but as shown, they were making you the continued Bible fool here upon this Religion Forum
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9932/posts/411428
YOUR POST #2 WHERE YOU LIED BECAUSE YOU COULD NOT ADDRESS MY POST #21 AND REMAIN INTELLIGENT LOOKING IN THE AFTERMATH, WHERE YOU STATED: “All comments regarding Christian scriptures and interpretations can be addressed here.Now, let us begin.”
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9932/posts/411347
HERE IS MY POST #21 EASILY REFUTING YOUR WANTING INTIAL POST WHERE YOU HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM IT AS USUAL WHEN I CONFRONTED IT, LOL: Therefore in my post #21 I “began” addressing your questions to me in your initial post, but in doing so, I EASILY showed the membership AGAIN in what a complete Bible idiot you truly are! LOL!
Since it was shown that you could not address my post #21, but to only RUN AWAY from it with your kintergarden responses that is relative to a Bible fool like you, therefore, you had to come up with a “shiny object distraction,” so to speak, to take the limelight off of your Bible Stupidisms®️and Runaway Tactics! Therefore, BINGO, you came up with the lame “Cult Brothers” for Stephen and I; with more of your pre-school circular reasoning that followed! ROFLOL!!!
Seriously, when Bible stupid members like you arrive in this forum, you become very predictive for your next pre-school moves to HIDE from your embarrassment of Stephen and I outright OWNING YOUR COMPLETE BIBLE STUPIDITY, just like we did with the equally Bible Dumb Ass®️ Miss Tradesecret over the years!
NEXT RUN AWAY LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM" FROM REINTERPRETING THE DISTURBING LITERAL DIRECT WORDS OF JESUS TO SAYING SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT SAID BY JESUS, WILL BE …?
In essence, this is where you comically said that you summed up my alleged actions, but as shown, they were making you the continued Bible fool here upon this Religion Forum
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9932/posts/411428
YOUR POST #2 WHERE YOU LIED BECAUSE YOU COULD NOT ADDRESS MY POST #21 AND REMAIN INTELLIGENT LOOKING IN THE AFTERMATH, WHERE YOU STATED: “All comments regarding Christian scriptures and interpretations can be addressed here.Now, let us begin.”
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9932/posts/411347
HERE IS MY POST #21 EASILY REFUTING YOUR WANTING INTIAL POST WHERE YOU HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM IT AS USUAL WHEN I CONFRONTED IT, LOL: Therefore in my post #21 I “began” addressing your questions to me in your initial post, but in doing so, I EASILY showed the membership AGAIN in what a complete Bible idiot you truly are! LOL!
Since it was shown that you could not address my post #21, but to only RUN AWAY from it with your kintergarden responses that is relative to a Bible fool like you, therefore, you had to come up with a “shiny object distraction,” so to speak, to take the limelight off of your Bible Stupidisms®️and Runaway Tactics! Therefore, BINGO, you came up with the lame “Cult Brothers” for Stephen and I; with more of your pre-school circular reasoning that followed! ROFLOL!!!
Seriously, when Bible stupid members like you arrive in this forum, you become very predictive for your next pre-school moves to HIDE from your embarrassment of Stephen and I outright OWNING YOUR COMPLETE BIBLE STUPIDITY, just like we did with the equally Bible Dumb Ass®️ Miss Tradesecret over the years!
NEXT RUN AWAY LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM" FROM REINTERPRETING THE DISTURBING LITERAL DIRECT WORDS OF JESUS TO SAYING SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT SAID BY JESUS, WILL BE …?
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Here we go again with the #1 Bible Stupid Fool Miss Tradesecret!
MISS TRADESECRET LYING POST AGAIN RELATING TO US: “I really am not interested in whatever either of them say. Yes, I can see they have reams of posts. But I am not interested in reading any of it whatsoever.”
This is such a farce on her part, SHE READS OUR POSTS RELATING TO HER BIBLE DUMBNESS ALRIGHT, whereas they’re blatantly in front of her at all times! Besides, the irony is that we are teaching her the TRUTHFUL words of the Bible when we have to easily CORRECT her Bible Stupidity! LOL!
MISS TRADESECRETS OUTRIGHT LIES AGAIN TO US!: “Until they apologize for their lying trolling and bullying, I refuse to engage with them. Neither of them has PMed me to even do so. Not that I expect them to.”
HUH? We’re going to apologize because we had to point out in how utterly Bible Stupid Miss Tradesecret is? NOT! She refuses to engage with us, where she couldn’t do this in the first place because we OWN her unadulterated Bible Stupidity, and then went into HIDING again before she came back to this forum!
Furthermore, why would we want to biblically embarrass Miss Tradesecret any further with her Bible Stupidisms®️ with PMing her, where we couldn’t because as EXPLICITLY shown, she blocked us as this link shows herewith: https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEHHEFR
Stephen, as before, Miss Tradesecret still thinks that we are as inept as she is, and since we are NOT, we can read through her devious post #60 to what it truly represents, which she spews forth more LIES in front of this esteemed Religion Forum as shown at her embarrassing expense AGAIN!
I can just visualize AGAIN when Miss Tradesecret is reading this post of mine because it is right in front of her, she can’t help it! Poor girl. :(
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WOW, the dummy of the Bible Critical-Tim is sure getting known for his bad mouthing members! As we know, that is the ploy of truly Bible Stupid pseudo-christians like Critical-Tim because it is supposed to take the limelight off of his outright Bible Stupidity in a "look over here notion!" LOL! What's new in this respect? NOTHING!
Critical-Tim is up to 9 RUN AWAY GRADE SCHOOL RESPONSES towards not being able to address my godly posts to him, and in his own thread that he made just for me! Isn't that cute of him? :) Remember, the record for RUN AWAY RESPONSES in a thread, is 12 made by the #1 Bible Fool Miss Tradesecret, therefore, Critical-Tim has only 4 more to go to beat her out of this prestigious situation here at DEBATEART Religion Forum!
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best, and now is the "king of ungodly circular reasoning," and a RUNAWAY from Jesus' direct LITERAL words within the scriptures that I posed to him!
Oh, oh, in your feeble post #35 AGAIN, you are trying so hard to come up with coherent excuses to blatantly RUN AWAY FROM MY FOLLOWING POSTS TO YOU that you cannot even come close to addressing in the links below!!!!:
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9913/posts/411420
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9913/posts/411421
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9913/posts/411421
I GOT IT! It is very obvious that you went to Miss Tradesecrets school of: "How to RUN AWAY from LITERAL disturbing Bible passages!"
Through my clandestine secret connections, shhhhhhh ...., I found this information on Miss Tradesecrets class above where she gives instructions to her equally dumbfounded pseudo-christians like you in how to RUN AWAY from LITERAL Bible passages that you can't answer like you've done with me in this thread alone! LOL!
Through my clandestine secret connections, shhhhhhh ...., I found this information on Miss Tradesecrets class above where she gives instructions to her equally dumbfounded pseudo-christians like you in how to RUN AWAY from LITERAL Bible passages that you can't answer like you've done with me in this thread alone! LOL!
MISS TRADESECRET'S SCHOOL OF HOW TO RUN AWAY FROM DISTURBING LITERAL BIBLE PASSAGES:
Hello, my name is Miss Tradesecret, and I want to teach you how to run away from those damn disturbing bible LITERAL FACTS and do it with ease.
Are you embarrassed like I am by Atheists and TRUE Christians like Brother D. Thomas knowing more about the Bible than we will ever learn in our lifetime? Well, fret no more, I will teach you how to run away from these people and still have a modicum of respect to your fellow Christian that is as inept of the Bible as we are!
No more embarrassments!
No more making up child-like excuses!
No more making yourself look like a Bible fool anymore!
No more posting non sequiturs and circular reasoning in trying to run away when we can’t address a disturbing Bible literal narrative or verse!
1. You’ll learn how to change topics at will in the middle of a thread to try and save face!
2. You’ll learn to use apologetics and hermeneutics to spin doctor disturbing LITERAL passages away!
3. You will learn to blame the Atheist or fellow pseudo-christian for not interpreting the bible correctly, no matter what division of the faith they represent!
4. You will be taught all about “red herrings” and “non sequiturs” when the going gets tough!
5. Although being silent shows weakness, you will learn that Proverbs 17:28 is your best friend! “Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.”
6. You will learn that it is better just to STFU if an Atheist or TRUE Christian like Brother D. Thomas is owning you on a particular literal biblical proposition! (This one is my favorite)
Contact me directly here on this forum through message for pricing, availability, and class times on Skype so you too will save what face you have left here on DEBATEART Religion Forum!
Remember, our theme song is "Runaway" by Del Shannon, praise!
Are you embarrassed like I am by Atheists and TRUE Christians like Brother D. Thomas knowing more about the Bible than we will ever learn in our lifetime? Well, fret no more, I will teach you how to run away from these people and still have a modicum of respect to your fellow Christian that is as inept of the Bible as we are!
No more embarrassments!
No more making up child-like excuses!
No more making yourself look like a Bible fool anymore!
No more posting non sequiturs and circular reasoning in trying to run away when we can’t address a disturbing Bible literal narrative or verse!
1. You’ll learn how to change topics at will in the middle of a thread to try and save face!
2. You’ll learn to use apologetics and hermeneutics to spin doctor disturbing LITERAL passages away!
3. You will learn to blame the Atheist or fellow pseudo-christian for not interpreting the bible correctly, no matter what division of the faith they represent!
4. You will be taught all about “red herrings” and “non sequiturs” when the going gets tough!
5. Although being silent shows weakness, you will learn that Proverbs 17:28 is your best friend! “Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.”
6. You will learn that it is better just to STFU if an Atheist or TRUE Christian like Brother D. Thomas is owning you on a particular literal biblical proposition! (This one is my favorite)
Contact me directly here on this forum through message for pricing, availability, and class times on Skype so you too will save what face you have left here on DEBATEART Religion Forum!
Remember, our theme song is "Runaway" by Del Shannon, praise!
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best, and now is the "king of ungodly circular reasoning," and a RUNAWAY from Jesus' direct LITERAL words within the scriptures that I posed to him!
Oh my, not only are you a comedian in trying to reinterpret the DIRECT LITERAL WORDS of Jesus inspired verses, but now you are the king of ungodly circular reasoning! When will your talents ever stop? LOL!
Lets relive your first comedy act on this Religion Forum in my post #33 below, shall we? Of course, where your outlandish comedy routine to said verse started to make the TRUE Christians laugh wholeheartedly as shown herewith: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-CqFh7xvDQ
THE JESUS PASSAGE CRITICAL-TIM CHERRY-PICKED: “If anyone comes to me and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14:26)
THE COMEDIC RESPONSE BY CRITICAL-TIM TO SAID PASSAGE ABOVE:
“I researched the verse to verify your words:
This is a verse from the Gospel of Luke, where Jesus is teaching about the cost of being his disciple. He says: “If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even their own life—such a person cannot be my disciple."
This verse may seem shocking or confusing at first, but the key to understanding this verse is to realize that Jesus is using a figure of speech called hyperbole. Hyperbole is when you exaggerate something to make a point or emphasize a contrast. For example, if you say “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”, you don’t literally mean that you want to eat a horse. You are just expressing how hungry you are………..”
OMG, ROFLOL!!!!!!!! …………Give me a minute to compose myself ………”cough” ………… uhhhhhhh …………., deep breath ……… okay, after reading your superfluous comedy in your statement above with YOUR SUBJECTIVE INTERPRETATION of said passage away from its LITERAL WORDS, I had to again get a Kleenex to wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes!!!
Critical-Tim, you are truly a Comedy Guru when it comes to trying to reinterpret scripture away from its obvious LITERAL meaning!
IS THERE ANYONE ELSE LIKE "CRITICAL-TIM” THAT WANTS TO STEP FORTH AND INSIDIOUSLY TRY TO REINTERPRET LITERAL SPOKEN WORDS OF JESUS, THAT CAN MAKE US LAUGH EVEN HARDER? LOL!
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best!
Let me sum this up CORRECTLY at your embarrassing expense once again:
YOUR BIBLE IGNORANT QUOTE #1: “You fail to reconcile your belief with God's direct words from Micah 6:4, rather than choosing to believe in all God's words.”
The verse in question: “For I brought thee up out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed thee out of the house of servants; and I sent before thee Moses, Aaron, and Miriam.”
What did you want me to infer with the above passage, please be more clear in your lack of understanding the scriptures. Thank you.
YOUR BIBLE IGNORANT QUOTE #2: “You refuse to admit 2 Peter 1:1 could be interpreted literally as one God who is also Jesus, or two beings, God as God and Jesus as Saviour.”
I love your term “could be interpreted literally” where you do not present an absolute proposition, but leaves you floundering around like a fish out of water! LOL!
The verse in question: “Simon Peter, a servant and an apostle of Jesus Christ, to them that have obtained like precious faith with us through the righteousness of God and our Saviour Jesus Christ:”
Okay, since you are having such a hard time in “trying” to refute that Jesus isn't God in the verse above by comically stating” “could be interpreted,” *cough,* then I will present the following verses to show that Jesus is in FACT, God! (You are forgetting about the Trinity Doctrine where the word "AND" can be used in the three entities of said doctrine, get it Bible Dumb Ass®️?
“Behold, the virgin shall be with child, and bear a Son, and they shall call His name Immanuel,” which is translated, “God with us.” (Matthew 1:23)
Great indeed, we confess, is the mystery of godliness: He was manifested in the flesh, vindicated by the Spirit, seen by angels, proclaimed among the nations, believed on in the world, taken up in glory.” (1 Timothy 3:16). Who was manifested in the FLESH, and who was taken up in glory at His ascension is Acts 1:11? Yes, it was JESUS as God! 2+2=4 at your embarrassing expense AGAIN!
“Then he said to Thomas, “Put your finger here, and see my hands; and put out your hand, and place it in my side. Do not disbelieve, but believe.” Thomas answered him, “My Lord and my God!” (John 20:27-28). Do you want to call Thomas a LIAR as well like you did with Peter?
What you seem to be embarrassingly forgetting, is when the word “and” is used in said passages, it is in relation to the Trinity Doctrine of Jesus the Christ, where as Jesus being the Holy Spirit, the son, and God are all ONE ENTITY! GET IT BIBLE FOOL?
YOUR BIBLE IGNORANT QUOTE #3: “You refuse to admit 2 Peter 1:20 could be interpreted literally as using the word "interpretation" to describe the "origin," or the "reading" of prophecies.”
Without you mudding up the verse in question, the BOTTOM LINE is the biblical axiom that Jesus as God inspired ALL, I repeat, ALL of the scriptures, period!
The verse in question: “Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost” ( 2 Peter 1:20-21). Who was the Holy Ghost in the Trinity Doctrine in being part of God? YES, it was Jesus! Now, wipe the proverbial egg from your face AGAIN! :(
YOUR BIBLE IGNORANT QUOTE #4: “You fail to present any evidence that the 1611 KJV Bible is the closest to God's words, begging the question why?
There is no begging Bible fool, whereas since the KJV1611, the “plethora” of other Bible translations go though the modernization of the English language in insidious ways for the convenience of the readers. However, the King James Bible's flowery language uses the most accurate word choice for the time period in which it was written, allowing for a more accurate reading and being closer to the exact LITERAL words of Jesus as God!
For further study on your part upon the KJV1611, Google is your best friend to not make you such an embarrassing Bible fool all the time, understood?
YOUR BIBLE IGNORANT QUOTE #5: “Side note: God didn't speak in English, so it's an interpretation, which you quote from to paradoxically prove interpretation invalid.”
WRONG BIBLE FOOL! Jesus as God spoke as follows: “And we also thank God constantly for this, that when you received the word of God which you heard from us, you accepted it not as the word of men but as what it really is, the word of God.” (1 Thessalonians 2:13)”
YOUR BIBLE IGNORANT QUOTE #6: “You refuse to provide evidence for a God given dictionary in which to interpret his words, since words lack inherent meaning.”
H-E-L-L-O, what part of 1 Thessalonians 2:13 shown above don’t you understand? Therefore, there is no need for you AGAIN to muddy up the waters with an assumed God given dictionary! You are truly the comedian like I proposed! LOL!
YOUR BIBLE IGNORANT QUOTE #7: “Finally, you have the audacity to ask me to reply to your comment #49, which bears no question mark, necessitating my interpretation of your words to respond.”
I already embarrassed you with your runaway comment to my post in question in the link below that you are to address this time, instead of running away from it with your child like excuse as shown: https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9913/posts/411420
IS THERE ANY OTHER MEMBER OF THIS ESTEEMED RELIGION FORUM THAT CAN HELP POOR “CRITICAL-TIM” IN NOT BEING SO GOD DAMNED BIBLE STUPID?
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best!
In any event, my absence for only a day was because I was committed to being present at one of my Nudest Camp Ministries, where the weather was really cold, but the men were still standing up, so to speak, for the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ, praise! The second class women that were at this event, were as well naked, where both ungodly naked men and women were going directly against Jesus as God's true teachings shown below:
“None of you shall approach any one of his close relatives to uncover nakedness. I am the Lord. You shall not uncover the nakedness of your father, which is the nakedness of your mother; she is your mother, you shall not uncover her nakedness. You shall not uncover the nakedness of your father's wife; it is your father's nakedness. You shall not uncover the nakedness of your sister, your father's daughter or your mother's daughter, whether brought up in the family or in another home. You shall not uncover the nakedness of your son's daughter or of your daughter's daughter, for their nakedness is your own nakedness.“Behold, I am coming like a thief! Blessed is the one who stays awake, keeping his garments on, that he may not go about naked and be seen exposed!” (Leviticus 18: 6-23)
“You shall make for them linen undergarments to cover their naked flesh. They shall reach from the hips to the thighs;” (Exodus 28:42)
“And on those parts of the body that we think less honorable we bestow the greater honor, and our unpresentable parts are treated with greater modesty,” (1 Corinthians 12:23)
Critical-Tim, in closing, how do you want to be made the outright Bible fool by me, slowly, or quickly? You decide! This is of course, you breaking the COC rules in having a "Call out" thread towards me! Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best!
You have your homework to do with these links within your Buddhism thread, whereas you DO NOT run away from them again in front of the membership, as it was shown:
Furthermore, I have had to change my name many times because I could not log in with my previous information, therefore to do so, I have to change my name at different times, understood? Uh, you weren't he cause of this malfunction, were you? The irony of which in myself not being able to log in, was always subsequent to me making certain pseudo-christians upon this forum in being as Bible foolish as you are! Hmmmmmm.
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Subjectively, we haven't seen a Comedy Act like the Bible Dumbfounded Critical-Tim is bringing forth since the other comedian spin doctor of the DIRECT LITERAL WORDS OF JESUS, ethang5 since he was banned! LOL! Hmmmmm, do you think that Critical-Tim is a relation to the ever so funny ethang5 in his reinterpreting the direct LITERAL words of Jesus in making us laugh?
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best!
SINCE YOUR COMEDY ACT WAS SO FUNNY IN YOUR POST #36, HERE ARE SOME MORE DIRECT LITERAL PASSAGES BY JESUS, OR INSPIRED BY HIM, FOR YOU TO REINTERPRET WHERE WHAT THEY SAY, THEY REALLY DON’T IN YOUR COMEDY ACT, LOL!:
4. JESUS AS GOD SAID: "Whoever loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me, and whoever loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." (Matthew 10:37)
5. JESUS KILLING INNOCENT CHILDREN AND INFANTS: "I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’” (1 Samuel 15:2-3)
6. JESUS AS GOD BEING AN ABORTIONIST: “The glory of Israel will fly away like a bird, for their children will die at birth or perish in the womb or never even be conceived. Even if your children survive to grow up, I will take them from you. It will be a terrible day when I turn away and leave you alone. I have watched Israel become as beautiful and pleasant as Tyre. But now Israel will bring out her children to be slaughtered oh Lord. what should I request for your people? I will ask for the wombs that don’t give birth and breast that give no milk. The LORD says, "All their wickedness began at Gilgal; there I began to hate them. I will drive them from my land because of their evil actions. I will love them no more because all their leaders are rebels. The people of Israel are stricken. Their roots are dried up; they will bear no more fruit. AND IF THEY GIVE BIRTH, I WILL SLAUGHTER THEIR BELOVED CHILDREN. (Hosea 9:11-16)
7. JESUS AS GOD SAID IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW HIM, YOU ARE TO BE MURDERED: "But that whoever would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman." (2 Chronicles 15:13)
8. JESUS AS GOD MAKES PARENTS EAT THEIR CHILDREN: "And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them." (Jeremiah 19:9)
9. JESUS AS GOD MURDERS THE INNOCENT FIRST BORN OF EGYPT: " At midnight the LORD struck down all the firstborn in Egypt ..." (Exodus 12:29)
10. JESUS AS GOD COMMANDS YOU T0 MURDER FAMILY MEMBERS THAT ENTICE YOU TO OTHER GODS: "But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death ......." (Deuteronomy 13:7-12)
11. JESUS AS GOD COMMANDS YOU MURDER ANYONE THAT SERVES OTHER GODS: "That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."(2 Chronicles 15:13)
12. JESUS AS GOD MURDERS LITTLE CHILDREN TO BE DASHED TO PIECES AND WIVES RAPED: "Anyone who is found will be thrust through, And anyone who is captured will fall by the sword. Their little ones also will be dashed to pieces Before their eyes; Their houses will be plundered And their wives raped." (Isaiah 13:15-18)
13. JESUS AS GOD SAYS TO MURDER HOMOSEXUALS: " If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13)
14. JESUS' INSPIRED WORDS SAYS: "Anyone who attacks their father or mother is to be put to death." (Exodus 21:15)
15. JESUS' INSPIRED WORDS SAY IT IS OKAY TO BEAT YOUR SLAVES: “The servant who knows the master’s will and does not get ready or does not do what the master wants WILL BE BEATEN WITH MANY BLOWS. But the one who does not know and does things deserving punishment WILL BE BEATEN WITH FEW BLOW. From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked." (Luke 12:47)
When in discussion with Miss Tradesecret upon this topic shown above, she had to RUN AWAY from it and went into hiding! Therefore, hopefully you won't follow suit and RUN AWAY from said passages above explicitly stated LITERALLY by Jesus as God! If you want to take your comedy act further to make us laugh heartedly even more, have Miss Tradesecret join you in your Devil Speak of reinterpreting THE DIRECT LITERAL WORDS OF JESUS AS GOD shown above! ROFLOL!
NEXT BIBLE FOOL LIKE "CRITICAL-TIM" THAT WANTS TO BE A COMEDIAN LIKE HIM IN MAKING US LAUGH WITH HIS DEVIL SPEAK REINTERPRETATIONS OF JESUS' DIRECT LITERAL WORDS WITHIN THE SCRIPTURES, WILL BE ...?
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR, and as explicitly shown, wants to be this Religion Forum's funny comedian because of his Devil Speak in reinterpreting Jesus' LITERAL words that are laughter at its best!
OH OH! Guess what, you are still HIDING from the following post that I made to you, whereas I have addressed every Satanic post thus far that you have made to me! What gives? SCARED?Here is the link that you are running away from in front of the membership, where you say you own this forum? Surely you jest! LOL!The above link that you run from is only a modicum of what is yet to come in your Satanic behalf, understood? CHAIN UP!
YOUR LAME CHILD-LIKE EXCUSE TO RUN FROM MY POST #93 SHOWN ABOVE: "I never saw any question marks... do you want me to interpret your implicit meaning?"
There were no question marks in the original post that you "cherry-picked" the Luke 14:26 passage where Jesus in a LITERAL AND DIRECT FORM told us that children must hate their parents as explicitly shown in this link: https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9913/posts/411081
So what gives, are you that SCARED to bring forth more of your Devil Speak reinterpretation of the LITERAL WORD of Jesus where you left 3 instances behind in my my post #33? Huh?
Listen, your grade-school refutation to Jesus telling us that one must hate their parents was comedic relief at its finest, as embarrassingly shown in your link herewith: https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9913/posts/411084
Okay, since it is obviously shown that you want to be the comedian when REINTERPRETING the LITERAL words of Jesus like you did to make us LAUGH in the link above, and for more laughter for the membership, I have included the three other instances that you ran away from in front of the membership, for you to Satanically REINTERPRET in the same vein, whereas you state that what is LITERALLY WRITTEN, is not to be understood as such, but needs to be understood AWAY from its LITERAL and DIRECT WORDS! PRICELESS!
HERE ARE THE THREE PASSAGES THAT YOU ARE STILL RUNNING AWAY FROM FOR YOU TO TAKE AND PUT INTO YOUR REINTERPRETATION COMEDY ACT LIKE YOU DID WITH LUKE 14:26: READY?
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1. BEATING YOUR CHILDREN:
”Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou BEATEST him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt BEAT HIM with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." (Proverbs.23:13-14)
2. SELLING YOUR DAUGHTER INTO SLAVERY:
"When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do.” (Exodus 21:7)
3. MURDERING YOUR CHILDREN THAT CURSE YOU AS A PARENT: JESUS AS GOD SAID: “And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition? For God said, ‘Honor your father and mother’ and ‘Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. (Matthew 15: 3-4)
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If I can be frank, and you can still remain Stephen, do you think that Miss Tradesecret is starting to be worried that her only claim to fame within this Religion Forum is her being the #1 Bible Stupid fool as is shown over many years, where this position of hers might be jeopardized because as shown in my last 14 posts shown above to the ever so Bible dumbfounded Critical-Tim, where he may be wanting to take over her rightful said position in the future?
Jesus and I have such great plans for poor Critical-Tim, where he said that he will not run away from me, like the Bible inept Miss Tradesecret had to do to try and save face in front of the membership!
Grab the popcorn, Critical-Tim's ride is going to get real bumpy from here on out, praise my serial killer Jesus' true LITERAL AND DIRECT WORDS!
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OH OH! Guess what, you are still HIDING from the following post that I made to you, whereas I have addressed every Satanic post thus far that you have made to me! What gives? SCARED?
Here is the link that you are running away from in front of the membership, where you say you own this forum? Surely you jest! LOL!
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9913/posts/411140
The above link that you run from is only a modicum of what is yet to come in your Satanic behalf, understood? CHAIN UP!
NEXT PERSON THAT HAS TO RUN AWAY FROM DISTURBING BIBLICAL AXIOMS LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM,” WILL BE …?
Here is the link that you are running away from in front of the membership, where you say you own this forum? Surely you jest! LOL!
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9913/posts/411140
The above link that you run from is only a modicum of what is yet to come in your Satanic behalf, understood? CHAIN UP!
NEXT PERSON THAT HAS TO RUN AWAY FROM DISTURBING BIBLICAL AXIOMS LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM,” WILL BE …?
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ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC POST #69
YOUR FEEBLE QUOTE ONCE AGAIN: “On the other hand, precision, while providing clarity, often lacks context. When rules or guidance are too precise, they might only be applicable in very specific circumstances, limiting their usefulness.”
Isn’t it an irony that the most disturbing passages within the scriptures need to be “reinterpreted” to a better outcome like you have shown throughout your Bible stupidity in this discussion?
I have great plans for you in this discussion, and you better not RUN AWAY from them, do you understand? YES?
WHO WANTS TO HELP “CRITICAL-TIM” IN MY CONTINUED FORTHCOMING BIBLE SLAPPING HIM SILLY®️, WILL BE …?
YOUR FEEBLE QUOTE ONCE AGAIN: “On the other hand, precision, while providing clarity, often lacks context. When rules or guidance are too precise, they might only be applicable in very specific circumstances, limiting their usefulness.”
Isn’t it an irony that the most disturbing passages within the scriptures need to be “reinterpreted” to a better outcome like you have shown throughout your Bible stupidity in this discussion?
I have great plans for you in this discussion, and you better not RUN AWAY from them, do you understand? YES?
WHO WANTS TO HELP “CRITICAL-TIM” IN MY CONTINUED FORTHCOMING BIBLE SLAPPING HIM SILLY®️, WILL BE …?
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ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC POST # 68,
YOU SLIPPING ON YOUR FREUDIAN AGAIN QUOTE: “Reading the Bible only as literal would make things easier to understand, but the drawback is the application of knowledge becomes extremely limited to the exact and literal circumstance, rather than abstract and multi-applicable knowledge.”
PRAISE JESUS! You actually ADMITTED that in reading the Bible LITERALLY would make things easier, where there is no drawback whatsoever because look how outright STUPID you have made yourself in taking the position that one is not to read the Bible literally! LOL!!!
YOU SLIPPING ON YOUR FREUDIAN AGAIN QUOTE: “Reading the Bible only as literal would make things easier to understand, but the drawback is the application of knowledge becomes extremely limited to the exact and literal circumstance, rather than abstract and multi-applicable knowledge.”
PRAISE JESUS! You actually ADMITTED that in reading the Bible LITERALLY would make things easier, where there is no drawback whatsoever because look how outright STUPID you have made yourself in taking the position that one is not to read the Bible literally! LOL!!!
NEXT PERSON THAT SLIPS ON THIER FREUDIAN LIKE "CRITICAL-TIM" HAS DONE, WILL BE ...?
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR,
ADDRESSING YOUR SCARED POST #65,
YOUR QUOTE OF DESPAIR: “How much further must I go, and are you willing?”
Listen up you Satanic minion of Satan, I haven ’t even started with you yet, where Jesus’ TRUE WORDS will continue to bury your Satanic modus operandi from now and into the future, do you understand?
CHAIN UP, because Jesus and I have great embarrassments for you in the near future, whereas if you have the balls, create a thread where you will take your pathetic Satanic answers to questions about the Bible, and I WILL BE THERE in making you the continued Bible inept fool of this Religion forum, understood?
NEXT PERSON WITHIN THIS FORUM THAT IS TURNING SCARED LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM” TO JESUS’ TRUE LITERAL WORDS, WILL BE …?
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ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC AND NOW EVER, EVER, EVER, WANTING POST #64,
YOUR GRASPING FOR STRAWS QUOTE NOW THAT I HAVE MADE YOU THE COMPLETE BIBLE FOOL IN FRONT OF THE MEMBERSHIP: “Your accusations contain inherent contradictions. On one hand, you stress the importance of not interpreting, advocating for strict literal adherence. Yet, on the other hand, you insist on taking God's word literally, deeming any deviation as blasphemy. Is this not, in itself, a form of human judgment not explicitly dictated in the scripture? ? One might argue that such a stance, even if implied, delves into the realm of interpretation, moving beyond the domain of explicit and literal words.”
I can visually see your fingertips bleeding because now you are grasping for the proverbial straws that are not even there to begin with to TRY and talk your way out of your Satanic ways of reinterpreting the scriptures where you are not to perform this ungodly act, because what Jesus said once, HE DID NOT MEAN FOR ANYONE TO TAKE HIS WORDS IN CONTRADICTING WAYS! GET IT MINION OF SATAN? HUH?
Your exact words showing that your position above is not an absolute: “One might argue that such a stance, even if implied, delves into the realm of interpretation, moving beyond the domain of explicit and literal words.”
"One might argue of such a stance ..." is not an absolute, you minion of Satan! There is NO, I repeat, NO interpretation of Jesus’ DIRECT AND LITERAL WORDS, where this is hard for you to understand in a simple sense! You are having a very hard time in defending your Satanic ways, and this will be brought out further in discussion of your complete Bible stupidity, do you understand?!
NEXT RUNAWAY FROM THE DIRECT LITERAL WORDS OF JESUS LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM” IS DOING, WILL BE …?
YOUR GRASPING FOR STRAWS QUOTE NOW THAT I HAVE MADE YOU THE COMPLETE BIBLE FOOL IN FRONT OF THE MEMBERSHIP: “Your accusations contain inherent contradictions. On one hand, you stress the importance of not interpreting, advocating for strict literal adherence. Yet, on the other hand, you insist on taking God's word literally, deeming any deviation as blasphemy. Is this not, in itself, a form of human judgment not explicitly dictated in the scripture? ? One might argue that such a stance, even if implied, delves into the realm of interpretation, moving beyond the domain of explicit and literal words.”
I can visually see your fingertips bleeding because now you are grasping for the proverbial straws that are not even there to begin with to TRY and talk your way out of your Satanic ways of reinterpreting the scriptures where you are not to perform this ungodly act, because what Jesus said once, HE DID NOT MEAN FOR ANYONE TO TAKE HIS WORDS IN CONTRADICTING WAYS! GET IT MINION OF SATAN? HUH?
Your exact words showing that your position above is not an absolute: “One might argue that such a stance, even if implied, delves into the realm of interpretation, moving beyond the domain of explicit and literal words.”
"One might argue of such a stance ..." is not an absolute, you minion of Satan! There is NO, I repeat, NO interpretation of Jesus’ DIRECT AND LITERAL WORDS, where this is hard for you to understand in a simple sense! You are having a very hard time in defending your Satanic ways, and this will be brought out further in discussion of your complete Bible stupidity, do you understand?!
NEXT RUNAWAY FROM THE DIRECT LITERAL WORDS OF JESUS LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM” IS DOING, WILL BE …?
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR,
ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC AND NOW WANTING POST #64,
YOUR PITIFUL NOW ON YOUR BACK FOOT QUOTE BECAUSE OF YOUR BIBLE STUPIDITY: “How can you call yourself "a TRUE Christian who follows God's words to the letter" if you must use your erroneous human interpretations to understand their meanings, as you lack a God given dictionary?”
HUH? My what interpretations? HELLO!!! I have NO INTERPRETATIONS when I follow Jesus’ direct and literal words, whereas, IT IS YOU, that have a “plethora” of ungodly interpretations that you Satanically use to respond to my direct literal words of Jesus! How outright Bible Stupid can you get?
Your posts are getting WEAKER and WEAKER, and don’t think that the membership doesn’t see this, you little minion of Satan!
NEXT BIBLE IGNORANT LYING PERSON LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM” WILL BE …?
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures, and now calls Peter a LIAR,
ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC POST #63,
YOUR LAUGHABLE QUOTE RELATIVE TO PROPOSITIONS RELATING TO THE BIBLE, OF BEING PUT INTO YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE, AND YOU DON’T LIKE IT: “Please don't avoid addressing this unless you concede. What do you think?”
LOL!!! Jesus and I NEVER conceit to His truthful and DIRECT LITERAL WORDS, understand you little minion of Satan?
I already addressed your Bible Buffoonery to this topic herewith:
IS THERE ANYONE THAT CAN HELP "CRITICAL-TIM" IN NOT BEING SO BIBLE STUPID, WILL BE ...?
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ADDRESSING YOUR FEEBLE POST #60,
YOUR FEEBLE POST IN LYING AGAIN: “You think I would hide? No, I wouldn't let you off that easy. You have quite an untraditional perspective, with subpar evidence in support.”
When is it an “untraditional perspective” when I posit the LITERAL AND DIRECT WORDS OF JESUS when I easily bury your Satanic ways in trying so hard to reinterpret the disturbing passages of Jesus as God?
EXPLAIN:
NEXT BIBLE IGNORANT PERSON LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM” THAT SAYS MY RESPONSES OF THE DIRECT LITERAL WORDS OF JESUS ARE SUBPAR, WILL BE …?
YOUR FEEBLE POST IN LYING AGAIN: “You think I would hide? No, I wouldn't let you off that easy. You have quite an untraditional perspective, with subpar evidence in support.”
When is it an “untraditional perspective” when I posit the LITERAL AND DIRECT WORDS OF JESUS when I easily bury your Satanic ways in trying so hard to reinterpret the disturbing passages of Jesus as God?
EXPLAIN:
NEXT BIBLE IGNORANT PERSON LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM” THAT SAYS MY RESPONSES OF THE DIRECT LITERAL WORDS OF JESUS ARE SUBPAR, WILL BE …?
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ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC POST #59,
YOUR FEEBLE SATANIC STATEMENT TO ME RELATIVE TO THE MANY BIBLE VERSIONS: “Considering the numerous English Bible versions available, how can we discern which ones represent the direct words of God without human interpretation and establish a dependable dictionary standard to evaluate these translations, considering the diversity of definitions?”
The bottom line Satanic Bible fool, is that the King James 1611 Bible is the closest to being inspired by Jesus as God, whereas every other newer version are perversions, which equals YOU in trying to rewrite Jesus’ literal and true words in the 1611 KJV!
NEXT BIBLE FOOL LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM” THAT QUESTIONS THE 1611 KING JAMES VERSION THAT IS CLOSEST TO THE ACTUAL DIRECT WORDS OF JESUS, WILL BE …?
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ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC POST #58,
YOUR SATANIC STATEMENT OF ERROR: “I have also gone on the inquiring stance of challenging your assumption, many of which you disputed with verses, but you never reconciled with my verses,”
HELLO, ANYBODY HOME TODAY, NOT! I do not, I repeat, I do not have to reconcile with your verses in any way whatsoever because my verses are the LITERAL AND DIRECT INSPIRED WORDS BY JESUS, whereas your deceitful Satanic ways contradict them! GET IT, bible fool? Huh? Maybe?
NEXT BIBLE IGNORANT FOOL LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM” THAT IS TRYING TO BE MORE BIBLE STUPID THAN MISS TRADESECRET, WILL BE …?
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures,
ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC POST #57,
YOU SLIPPING ON YOUR FREUDIAN QUOTE: “This verse is from the second letter of Peter, one of the apostles of Jesus Christ. He wrote this letter to warn his readers about false teachers who would distort the truth and lead people astray.”
BINGO! As shown in this discussion, your quote fully describes YOU because of you trying to take Jesus’ LITERAL WORDS away from Him! Thank you! LOL!
YOUR QUOTE WHERE YOU ARE NOT SURE OF YOURSELF, THEN YOUR QUOTE IS MOOT!: “Therefore, based on these arguments, it seems more likely that Peter is talking about the origin of prophecy, not its interpretation, in 2 Peter 1:20.”
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY; “It seems more likely ….” where you are NOT sure of yourself, but still you want your statement to say that what Peter said in the following passage doesn’t relate to someones interpretation???!!! ROFLOL!!!!
“Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the Scripture is of any priuate Interpretation:” (2 Peter 1:20)
NEXT BIBLE FOOL LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM” THAT IS NOT SURE IN AN ABSOLUTE MANNER RELATIVE TO THE VERSE 2 PETER 1:20, BUT CALLS PETER’S DIRECT LITERAL WORDS AS A LIE ANYWAY, WILL BE …?
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ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC POST #56,
YOUR BLASPHEMOUS QUOTE SAYING THAT PETER WAS WRONG IN CALLING JESUS GOD!!!: “One possible interpretation is that Peter is affirming the deity of Jesus Christ, and that he is using a grammatical construction known as the Granville Sharp rule.”
Fuck the Granville Sharp rule because Peter was talking to the ignorant goat herder Christians at the time relative to the primitive Bronze and Iron Age you ignorant Bible fool! Then your minion of Satan MO comes out and can actually say; “One possible interpretation ….” WHAT? The passage in question is shown below in its LITERAL FORM that states Jesus is God, period!
“Simon Peter, a servant and apostle of Jesus Christ, To those who through the righteousness of our God and Savior Jesus Christ have received a faith as precious as ours.” (2 Peter 1:1)
YOUR BLASPHEMOUS QUOTE SAYING THAT PETER WAS WRONG IN CALLING JESUS GOD!!!: “One possible interpretation is that Peter is affirming the deity of Jesus Christ, and that he is using a grammatical construction known as the Granville Sharp rule.”
Fuck the Granville Sharp rule because Peter was talking to the ignorant goat herder Christians at the time relative to the primitive Bronze and Iron Age you ignorant Bible fool! Then your minion of Satan MO comes out and can actually say; “One possible interpretation ….” WHAT? The passage in question is shown below in its LITERAL FORM that states Jesus is God, period!
“Simon Peter, a servant and apostle of Jesus Christ, To those who through the righteousness of our God and Savior Jesus Christ have received a faith as precious as ours.” (2 Peter 1:1)
Now, not only are you calling Jesus a LIAR in your reinterpreting the LITERAL DIRECT WORDS of Jesus, but now you are calling Peter a LIAR as well in the rest of your Satanic post #56 which is BLASPHEME!
NEXT BIBLE DENIER OF THE LITERAL WORD OF JESUS AND PETER LIKE “CRITICAL-TIM” IN SAYING THAT PETER LIED AS WELL, WILL BE …?!
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures,
ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC POST #55,
YOUR CONTINUED PITIFUL UNGODLY QUOTES: “There is no need to quote you. It is clear you have expressed your belief that when the Bible says all of God's words are flawless means he always speak literally.”
Correcto, duh!
“I find this hard to believe, especially since much of the Bible speaks in parables. Do you think the parables were to be taken literally too?”
Why shouldn’t they, they were spoken by Jesus Bible fool!
“It reminds me of what Jesus told the disciples was the reason he spoke in parables. Do you know?”
The bottom line is they came from the mouth of Jesus AS GOD! Therefore, since you are a minion of Satan, try and spin doctor this parable of Jesus relative to His Second Coming in showing that He is an accomplice to murder:
JESUS SAID: “But those mine enemies which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.” (Luke 19:27)
I can only gain solace in knowing that you are Hell Bound upon your demise you little minion of Satan, because of Jesus’ LITERAL words in this passage that you are guilty of: “But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” (Revelation 21:8)”
NEXT BIBLE FOOL EQUAL TO “CRITICAL-TIM” THAT TRIES TO SPIN DOCTOR JESUS’ LITERAL WORDS TO NOT MEAN WHAT THEY ACTUALLY SAY, WILL BE …?
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God because of His literal words, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, and was obviously sent to this Religion Forum from Satan himself to disrupt Jesus’ true literal words within the scriptures,
ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC POST #54,
YOUR QUOTE IN SHOWING THE BIBLE CONTRADICTS ITSELF!!!: “Therefore, I ask again, why were many women, fewer than men, preaching or speaking God's words to a congregation composing of both men and women, and God didn't punish them? Specifically, the women I asked about, including Aaron's sister.”
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9913/posts/411172
Since you are blatantly showing the Bible contradicts itself with your quote above relative to 1 Timothy 2:11 in explicitly showing that women are NOT to teach and just STFU, then you must be so proud to point this anomaly out to everyone, GOOD FOR YOU as you will burn in hell upon your demise!
Jesus as God didn’t punish them Bible fool because Christians are always forgiven: “To him all the prophets bear witness that everyone who believes in him receives forgiveness of sins through his name.” (Acts 10:43) DUH!
Since Satan has obviously sent you to this Religion Forum to disrupt Jesus’ DIRECT WORDS, how do you want to Satanically reinterpret Jesus’ LITERAL WORDS again in the following passage:
"The women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church." (1 Corinthians 14:34-35)
What ungodly “spin doctoring” this time will you use on the above passage as you slap Jesus in the face again, you minion of Satan!
ADDRESSING YOUR SATANIC POST #54,
YOUR QUOTE IN SHOWING THE BIBLE CONTRADICTS ITSELF!!!: “Therefore, I ask again, why were many women, fewer than men, preaching or speaking God's words to a congregation composing of both men and women, and God didn't punish them? Specifically, the women I asked about, including Aaron's sister.”
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9913/posts/411172
Since you are blatantly showing the Bible contradicts itself with your quote above relative to 1 Timothy 2:11 in explicitly showing that women are NOT to teach and just STFU, then you must be so proud to point this anomaly out to everyone, GOOD FOR YOU as you will burn in hell upon your demise!
Jesus as God didn’t punish them Bible fool because Christians are always forgiven: “To him all the prophets bear witness that everyone who believes in him receives forgiveness of sins through his name.” (Acts 10:43) DUH!
Since Satan has obviously sent you to this Religion Forum to disrupt Jesus’ DIRECT WORDS, how do you want to Satanically reinterpret Jesus’ LITERAL WORDS again in the following passage:
"The women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church." (1 Corinthians 14:34-35)
What ungodly “spin doctoring” this time will you use on the above passage as you slap Jesus in the face again, you minion of Satan!
NEXT BIBLE FOOL LIKE "CRITICAL-TIM" THAT WANTS TO REINTERPRET THE DISTURBING ONLY VERSES OF THE BIBLE, WILL BE ...?
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Jesus H. Christ, seriously, if Critical-Tim is trying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret, he will then take the place of Ethang5's position of the second most Bible stupid person that was within this Religion Forum, because as we both agree, NO ONE can ever be more Bible stupid than Miss Tradesecret as shown over the years!
How many times do I have to Bible Slap Silly®️ Critical-Tim before he too goes into hiding like Miss Tradesecret had to do, remember? LOL!
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR as God, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret,
ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STUPID QUOTES: "Do you still believe that all God’s words are irrefutably literal and not expressing a deeper meaning, and why?"
Listen up Bible illiterate fool, the LITERAL reading of the scriptures is the only way to determine what Jesus as God inspired words really is trying to communicate to Bible ignorant fools like YOU, understood?
Do the simple math, whereas the LITERAL reading of the Bible determines what the author intended to communicate. Many today like YOU will read a verse of disturbing Scripture and then give their own definitions to the words, phrases, or paragraphs, ignoring the context and the author’s intent and going directly against 2 Peter 1:20! But this is not what Jesus as God intended, which is why Jesus' inspired words tells us to correctly handle the Word of truth whether it be disturbing or not! “Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a worker who has no need to be ashamed, rightly handling the word of truth.” (2Timothy 2:15)
Critical-Tim, before you BLASPHEME the word of Jesus as God AGAIN, always remember these following passages to prevent you from being as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret!
“Knowing this first of all, that no prophecy of Scripture comes from someone's own interpretation.” (2 Peter 1:20)
"Every word of God is flawless; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him.“ (Proverbs 30:5)
Deduced to its irreducible primary, you read the scriptures LITERALLY to prevent Bible fools like YOU to go against Jesus as Gods true words, period!
NEXT DUMBFOUNDED OF THE BIBLE LIKE "CRITICAL-TIM" TO STATE THAT JESUS IS A LIAR WITH HIS LITERAL WORDS, WILL BE ...?
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret,
YOUR BIBLE STUPIDITY HAS NO BOUNDS AGAIN WITH THIS QUOTE OF YOURS!: "One possible proof that Jesus and God are not always literal with their words is the use of parables in the Bible."
HELLO? You cannot use the term "Jesus and God" in a duality, because Jesus is God you dumb-ass Bible ignorant fool!
“Simon Peter, a servant and apostle of Jesus Christ, To those who through the righteousness of our God and Savior Jesus Christ have received a faith as precious as ours.” (2 Peter 1:1)
Critical-Tim, how much more of your outright bible stupidity are you going to put me through?!
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret,
You cherry picked only ONE passage in my post #33 to make a fool of yourself biblically! Now, to be true to form, you have yet to address these other biblical axioms shown below in said post:
1. BEATING YOUR CHILDREN:
”Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou BEATEST him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt BEAT HIM with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." (Proverbs.23:13-14)
2. SELLING YOUR DAUGHTER INTO SLAVERY:
"When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do.” (Exodus 21:7)
3. MURDERING YOUR CHILDREN THAT CURSE YOU AS A PARENT:
JESUS AS GOD SAID: “And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition? For God said, ‘Honor your father and mother’ and ‘Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. (Matthew 15: 3-4)
If you "TRY" to state that these DIRECT LITERAL WORDS inspired by Jesus shown above are not what they really mean, like you SATANICALLY did with Jesus saying that children are to hate their parents, then I want you to remember the following passages that are LITERAL in their nature that combat your Devil Speak reinterpretation of Bible passages which is BLASPHEME!
“EVERY word of God is flawless; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him.“ (Proverbs 30:5)
Jesus replied, “Blessed rather are those who hear the word of God and obey it.” (Luke 11:28)
"Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the Scripture is of any private interpretation, for the prophecy never came by the will of man, but holy men of God spoke as they were moved by the Holy Spirit." (2 Peter 1:20-21)
You are guilty of this godly passage: Jesus replied, “You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures." (Matthew 22:29)
YOU MAY BEGIN:
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Critical_Tim, who is on record in calling Jesus a LIAR, and is vying to be as Bible Stupid as Miss Tradesecret,
Addressing your ungodly post #29; https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/9913/posts/411045
1. Furthermore, don't forget to address Tradesecret as a "FEMALE" as shown in this lin under her gender: https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEGZNA4. Therefore, "she" is not even supposed to be on this forum as a female to begin with in teaching or to exercise the authority over the superior man, so saith our God Jesus' inspired words herewith: "Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain silent." (1 Timothy 2:11)
YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE AGAIN TO MY GODLY QUOTE ABOVE: " Perhaps it relative to the time and culture, and perhaps not. It could mean that a true Christian women should refrain from teaching, but I didnt see anywhere that tells men to stop women from preaching; it might have been implicit.
MY RESPONSE TO YOUR BIBLE STUPIDISMS®️ TO YOUR QUOTE ABOVE: WTF did you just say?!!! Then in your pathetic thinking, if women are not to teach and just STFU in that time and culture only, then we're not to follow the Ten Commandments, love our serial killer God, forgive others, to love your enemies, and ask forgiveness of our sins, etc., because these entities were only to be followed in the Bible time and culture ONLY?! ROFLOL!!
YOU have yet to address your dumbfounded statement of women not to teach relative to the then culture, and the ramifications of such a stupid statement of yours where it would include not following the specified additional rules shown! Do YOU have an explanation of why you ran away from explaining yourself relative to those other rules listed?
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Best.Korea,
YOUR NEEDLESS DUMBFOUNDED QUOTE: "Is it really so hard to give up on insults?"
Is it really so hard for you to not be so Bible Stupid like Critical-Tim, like I have shown you to be ad infinitum? My words at times may be like insults, like sword thrusts as the passage below so states, AND, my tongue of the wise should bring healing to the Bible Stupid Critical-Tim in the future!
"There is one whose rash words are like sword thrusts, but the tongue of the wise brings healing." (Proverbs 12:18)
Jesus set an example for me to insult His creation when needed, like He did in the Temple episode as described herewith: “When it was almost time for the Jewish Passover, Jesus went up to Jerusalem. In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. To those who sold doves he said, “Get these out of here! Stop turning my Father’s house into a market!” (John 2:13-16)"
Barring the fact that I am not using a "whip of cords" like Jesus did in whipping the money-changers and insulting them to get the hell out of His Temple as shown, I still act in the way Jesus did in insulting His creation, with taking no prisoners relative to dumbfounded pseudo-christians like YOU and Critical-TIm that are unfortunately roaming around this forum in their total ineptness of the JUDEO-Christian Bible!
Barring the fact that I am not using a "whip of cords" like Jesus did in whipping the money-changers and insulting them to get the hell out of His Temple as shown, I still act in the way Jesus did in insulting His creation, with taking no prisoners relative to dumbfounded pseudo-christians like YOU and Critical-TIm that are unfortunately roaming around this forum in their total ineptness of the JUDEO-Christian Bible!
You are excused, for now.
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