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blamonkey

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My Must Read Members List
Don't mean to Necropost, but some others I need to add
RM
Athias
Castin
Oromagi
SemperFortis
ChristopherBest



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AMA blamonkey
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@Alec
Oh, that bio is a joke. I tried to think of the most boring person in the world and what their bio would be. I think I succeeded.
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Whatever happened to bsh1?
blamonkey (me)
SupaDudz
Ramshutu
Virtuoso
Ragnar
Drafterman
Speedrace

I almost forgot about the site owner. That makes 8.

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@Alec
7 I think. I could have miscounted.

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A Bad Dart Christmas Poem by Lunatic
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@Lunatic
<3
That was fabulous.

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My Must Read Members List
Whiteflame
Fellow mods
Bmdrocks21
Coal
Imabench
Bsh1
I usually scroll through debates though. I mostly ignore the forums outside of the DART thread.








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DART Podcast?
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@Lunatic
Then the episodes will be short.
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Whatever happened to bsh1?
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@Barney
Advertisement I mean 
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@Barney
Thx for the free PR 
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Debate Voting Thread (FORMER)

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Final Post
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@bsh1
Bye Bsh1! It was a pleasure to meet and debate you.
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The moderator Ramshutu is not just inactive for 5 days now,...
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@RationalMadman
He has a lot of priorities to juggle. I know he would do the same for me so I am not at all offended that he needed time off. 
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What Makes A Movie Great?
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@ethang5
Quality is subjective. There are elements of films that add to enjoyment for most people, (i.e. good actors, good cinematography etc.) Personally, I want a movie that immerses me. If I forget that I am slumped on the couch and sloppily eating popcorn, then it has succeeded in its purpose. Some movies rise above those expectations by posing interesting philosophical questions, defying the norm, using versatile actors, possessing interesting dialogue, etc. Those movies, the ones that do more than simply immerse me by also intriguing me, those are the ones that have lasting appeal and cement themselves as great movies. However, many film-makers, in their attempt to embellish a story to make it more interesting, will remove the audience from the immersive world they created to remind them that they are only watching a movie. Take, for example, The Lady in the Water. Most would agree that the film is sluggish, insipid, and fails to have any significant message. The director, (Shyamalan) tries to establish motifs without subtlety (in one case by literally naming one of the characters "Story"), indulges in idiosyncratic dialogue, and gives every single character a quirk in favor of character development. Context is practically absent from most of the film, and when there is context, it is an inscrutable mess.

Qualities such as idiosyncratic dialogue or motifs, when used by other film-makers, can make a story more interesting. Pulp Fiction uses both to establish character (i.e. Vince Vega's vast knowledge of pop culture and social awkwardness) and leave the audience intrigued (i.e. the briefcase that *spoiler warning* is filled with something so magnificent, but is never seen by the audience.) The movie doesn't come off as boring or pretentious either because it still tells an interesting story regardless of whether the audience members are looking for motifs or interesting tidbits about a character and because it employs a Tarantino-brand mix of low-brow and high-brow humor which is still interesting for the lay moviegoer without sacrificing its core theme of redemption and "doing right" in a world gone wrong.

The fundamental difference between the two movies is fun. Shyamalan uses the elements of movies to create a story that is both boring as meaningless, while Tarantino uses them to tell a cohesive, philosophically potent story while not veering too far into high-brown nonsense and maintaining audience enjoyment. I enjoy watching Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta joke about foot massages right before bursting into a room and assassinating their target. I don't enjoy whatever happens in any of the scenes from The Lady in the Water. 

So yeah, an immersive story with intriguing elements are the most important things to me.

As far as my favorite movies:

Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Mulholland Drive
Kingsman: Secret Service
Thank You for Smoking
The Great Debaters
Groundhog Day
Forrest Gump
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

There are more, but I can't think of them right now.
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I am pretty sure my theory on how genius's are made is correct
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Your theory doesn't account for the millions of instances in which people don't experience increased intellectual capacity as a result of brain injury or psychological malady. The Brain Trauma Foundation reports that there are approximately 2.5 million people who experience brain trauma every year. Most of them will never acquire "accidental genius." As drafterman already explained, the vast majority of people with severe brain trauma will be reduced to human vegetables. In fact, Doctor Treffert wrote for the Wisconsin Medical Society and noted that in some cases of brain trauma that led to savant-like characteristics:

"...there has been no trade-off at all with the emergence of newfound skills."

Some lab tests have confirmed that autistic people's neural activity differs from that of the general public (3). This might lend some credence to your theory, but I doubt it is as simple as you make it seem. For one thing, not all autistic people are savants, and not all savants are autistic. In fact, 50% of savants are not autistic according to the Wisconsin Medical Society (2). Dr. Treffert, in a separate post, denotes 2 prominent theories that tend to explain the acquired savant syndrome. The first one is damage to the left hemisphere of the brain, and the other possibility is that all savant-like characteristics are born out of trauma. In the latter scenario, people with prodigious abilities and yet debilitating psychological issues would experience pre-natal trauma which allows savantism to surface (4). Again, this would not account for the millions of people who experience brain trauma who do not receive skills and talents.

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Outta Chips Preface, Pre-Pilot, Chapter 0.
It sounds vaguely Tarantino-ish. Not bad.
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AMA (YYW)
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@coal
Are there any debates you have legitimately enjoyed reading on the site?

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When Utopia Crumbles [S1] [E4]
Yay! I'm in the story! Here's to hoping I survive more than 2 episodes.

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@Wylted
Who are you talking to? I've talked to plenty of conservatives and liberals and they both have criticisms for America. Do conservatives hate America because of unfettered spending practices? No, they aim to change those policies with their vote. Do liberals hate America because they perceive systemic racism? No, they try to change it with their vote. Also, most people who subscribe to a particular political ideology are moderate. I'd be curious to see if the people you talked to are representative of all liberals in the US. 

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Is "OK, Boomer" Ageism?
Ageism:
"prejudice or discrimination on the grounds of a person's age."
-Oxford dictionary

Prejudice is essentially "pre-judging" someone on the basis of a perceived trait (i.e. age). So yes, it is ageism in its most benign form.

I don't think blaming the generation prior for some of the issues today (i.e. abuses of power by politicians, discrimination against the LGBT community, the encroaching power of wealthy firms in policy-making, promoting endless war expenditures, climate change, whatever you think is ruining America etc.) is a positive step forward. It was a few boomers who accrued enough political support to facilitate decisions that might have damaged US institutions. You aren't going to change someone's mind by saying "okay boomer." Most people don't reconsider their position because they were mocked for it. If anything, they will double-down on their original position with twice the gusto out of spite. 

That said, it is not something I imagine people take too seriously. If it isn't a dead meme by tomorrow, it almost certainly will be dead by next year and replaced with something more asinine. I guarantee the next generation is going to be made fun of by their older counterparts as well. 

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@bmdrocks21
I had to think about your question for a bit. To find a singular issue that supplants all others in importance is rather difficult. That said, the primary political issue that irks me more than others would probably be one of the three following items:

1. Mutual nuclear disarmament and/or non-proliferation between nuclear armed states as well as the protection of fissile material.

2. Finding a sustainable means-tested program to aid the poor without disincentivising work while also having a minimal impact on the budget (i.e. the EITC after some alterations.)

3. Ameliorating climate change and preparing for its inevitable impacts on agriculture, national security etc. 

I couldn't decide which one was more important than the other, but there you go. I think I worded these issues sufficiently to avoid flame-wars. 

Oh, and turtles are cool insofar as stay away from my delectable fingers. I need those. 
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@Wylted
Discerning the reasons why someone votes for a particular candidate is a fool's errand. People will rationalize their vote in varying ways to justify their decision. That said, I doubt that non-Americans who happen to emigrate hear are clamoring for the destruction of the US. They would be in as much harm as any US-born person if the country collapsed. 

Incidentally, your perspective on liberals is not shared universally. People have made cogent arguments in support of some liberal policies while others miss the mark. The same thing could be said for conservative policies. So, a liberal might vote against Trump because they think his policies would put America last. 

I couldn't post before because of real life obligations that had to be met. 

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2019 DART Awards

Quality Forum Poster: Coal 
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NSFW: One sick and twisted question that will categorically ascertain your true wing leanings.
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@RationalMadman
I wouldn't take the result to seriously. No test is 100% accurate, and you definitely don't come off as a right wing authoritarian.
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NSFW: One sick and twisted question that will categorically ascertain your true wing leanings.
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@RationalMadman
I leaned toward left-wing libertarian according to result. Sorry, I forgot to respond.
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NSFW: One sick and twisted question that will categorically ascertain your true wing leanings.

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When Utopia Crumbles [S1] [E2]
How did you make this better than the first chapter? This is golden.
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What are the dumbest arguments you have ever heard?
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@WaterPhoenix
Did you do PF or policy debate in high school?

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@Trent0405
If by "power" you mean I can remove bad votes, then not much has changed besides the laser eyes and omniscience.
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Centrism
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@bmdrocks21
I humbly disagree about "evidence" being a major factor in developing a political ideology. Most people don't choose their ideology at all. Parents with salient political opinions impart them on their offspring, who then marry, and live in a different neighborhood. These external influences galvanize people into adopting partisan preferences (1). Perhaps those who engage in political forums and debate are more likely to rely on evidence. However, DART and similar websites are a narrow niche. I've yet to meet a completely objective person who can stoically weigh the benefits and costs of a policy without personal opinion tinting their decision.

This is not to say that Centrism is a wonderful ideology. It has its many bugbears, especially related to complacency. Say what you will about the political parties of the day (lord knows I have,) they have clearly defined virtues that guide them. When these values are violated, they are the first to rebuff the perceived injustice. Yes, this "injustice" could be minute, but an absolute centrist ideology would fail to grasp the horrors of the Rohingya Genocide, the abuse of the Tamil and Muslim people in the post-war Sri Lanka, or the ignoble domestic policies of Putin. The centrist would rationalize these travesties instead of formulating a stance against them. 

I think that every ideology has its benefits. Becoming a zealot has none.


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@SirAnonymous
That is becoming true. Both in the sense that yellow journalism is making a comeback and how stupefying events are occuring in the world and being shared at a rapid pace.
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@SirAnonymous
It was a middle schooler who used it. They were unaware about the Onion's satirical content. I was judging as a high schooler (which you can do if all the competitors are in middle school). I wasn't too upset by it. They were inexperienced, and it isn't usually until high school when people start developing media literacy skills. I just let them know on the feedback sheets we use to score the speakers.
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AMA blamonkey
I'm a mod now, AMA
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What are the dumbest arguments you have ever heard?
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@SirAnonymous
I was in student congress debate in high school (essentially, it was a mock congress). One of the bills we debated had to do with our troop presence in South Korea. This was to qualify for nationals. Someone's argument was that, instead of passing the bill, we should kill Kim Jong-Un.

Another argument that I heard: "we should ban gay marriage because gays are inherently sub-human and disgusting." Note that there was no warrant to back up his assertion. He didn't know this at the time, but the judge was gay. He didn't win in that chamber. 

One last one. Someone cited the Onion as a source when they were debating if they should heavily penalize texting and driving. 

This is not representative of high school debate in its totality. There are plenty of adept speakers who present cogent arguments on par with, (and often better,) than some of the politicians in power right now. 
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Favorite movie?
DDO: The Movie

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Halloween Ideas
Dishevelled, exhausted young adult
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@Vader
No problem! It's good to focus on writing skills. College is essentially one essay after another. Your fascination with writing will serve you well.
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@Vader
Good! I won't have to pore through the interminable conga line of controversy that was the HoF nominations to grasp the plot. I would recommend pruning your work. You seem to repeat some of the same words from sentence to sentence. For example:



The boat was tipping as the storm rattled  its interior. Every crash of the wave rocked the floor from left to right while Mike’s mind was trying to keep sharp writing his novel. He seemed to carelessly write down words with each flash of lightning.
You used the same word twice in quick succession. There is nothing wrong grammatically with the sentence. Instead of "write down words," you could use:

"He scrawled diligently while the lightning pummeled the ocean's surface with a deafening crackle."

Feel free to ignore my advice. I have a tendency to be superfluously verbose as well. it's just easier to see it in other's writing, and since I know that you are an avid writer, I figured it might help.

I like how you characterize DART members. The conversation between Speed as a child and Ramshutu is gold. 
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@Vader
Oh yeah, that. I didn't follow all the drama. Does your story tie into it?
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@Vader
I'm not complaining. I thought I should have made that clear because I could see how some people would take offense to it.
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@Vader
I thought that this was going to be released on the 29th.
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Hey ya'll
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@airmax1227
Hello! Nice to see you back.
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A report is needed to clear everything up
Perhaps we should get Keemstar to do the report.

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Why are progressives such Warhawks.
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@Greyparrot
Trump relented and redeployed troops back to the Middle East (1). Also, more troops are being stationed in Saudi Arabia (2). I am no progressive, but the plan to withdraw troops seems slapdash. Our nukes at the Incirlik airbase in Turkey, the resurgence of ISIS, the impact on NATO, and even the YPG allying themselves with the Assad regime are all externalities resulting from our withdrawal that should have been considered while the plan was in its initial stages. I do respect the desire to withdraw troops from territory that doesn't belong to us, but that sentiment is supplanted with confusion when the US decides to, in the immediate aftermath of withdrawing troops, place them in another volatile Middle Eastern country to "send a message" (2). It's like sidestepping a truck careening off the road toward you only to accidentally tumble into a murky swamp filled with mutant, hungry alligators. If the goal is to deter Iran from attacking another oil tanker with drones, I am not sure that adding troops does anything to stop a drone attack.

Another possibility: the Turkish incursion will likely lead to hundreds of thousands of displaced people seeking refuge in other countries. A burgeoning refugee crisis when the political appetite to aid others is waning in countries such as Turkey, the UK, and Jordan is the thing we need least right now. The US will probably be partly blamed for our role in facilitating the Turkish incursion and destabilizing the Middle East, adding another blemish to our spotty track record as an international power. 

Alas, I am not sure how to successfully withdraw troops from a region that resembles an inferno engulfing everything in its path. I would suggest that deals from the multifarious parties within Turkey would be a start. Developing sustainable infrastructure would help too. We should have ignored the Syrian quagmire to begin with, but now that we are forced to rip off the proverbial Band-Aid, I doubt that doing so with a rusty scalpel would really be the best solution. That's how you lose an arm.

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Moderators here are homophobes
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@Castin
It's threads like these that spring to mind when people talk about wanting to become a moderator. Do you? Do you really? People treat moderators like a bunch of doped up juggalos would treat everyone else (i.e. with flummoxing, "berserker" rage for no reason in particular.) I guess that the wall of anonymity separating the user from the website makes people more likely to reveal their actual abhorrence for eachother without being concerned about politeness, decency, or common sense. This never-ending Call of Duty voice chat of people trying to be "Chad Alphas" (I winced in pain typing that) will continue insofar as the moderators are perceived as nerdy substitute teachers trying to get a class of crack-addled jocks to stop sticking pencils up each others noses. Here is the thing though: I don't know how moderators would change this perception. Engaging with the user base isn't helping, and a lot of users still feel entitled to do or say whatever they want with impunity. Maybe this mindset should be encouraged in the marketplace of ideas. Except, the marketplace is now being flooded with metaphorical shit and Transformer DVDs, diluting it of actual thought. So I guess the message of this long post is simple: I wish you well, moderation, and I'm sorry about having to deal with superfluous BS on the onset of the the HoF. 

TL;DR
Threads like these make me think that jumping off the Eiffel tower onto a bed of upraised HIV-infected needles would be more desirable than becoming a moderator. Cheers to moderation.

P.S. I suppose it is not this thread in particular that made me cognizant of this revelation, but it is the most pertinent one considering the drama erupting from the HoF thread and coating the entire site in a lava bed of belligerent ire.
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Welcome to DART: Introduce Yourself
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@bronskibeat
Welcome! 
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Hall of Fame upcoming
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@Barney
#Witholdyourtesttesticle
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Hall of Fame upcoming
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@Ramshutu
Legend says that if we assemble all the testicles, we get granted one wish from a dragon. That's right, Dragon Testicle Z.

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Hall of Fame upcoming
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@Ramshutu
A testicle that isn't on the left or right? So, he has a third testicle? Wow, the moderation's "ballsy".

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Live Discord Debate Tournament
I'd be fine with it.

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