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Topic
#2444

Unrap battle

Status
Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics
Better arguments
3
6
Better sources
4
6
Better legibility
2
3
Better conduct
2
3

After 3 votes and with 7 points ahead, the winner is...

seldiora
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Publication date
Last updated date
Type
Standard
Number of rounds
2
Time for argument
Three days
Max argument characters
10,000
Voting period
One week
Point system
Multiple criterions
Voting system
Open
Contender / Con
18
1417
rating
158
debates
32.59%
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Description

m a k e
worst rap

whoever makes the worst rap wins

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@RationalMadman

> it's not a votebomb, i voted 100% fairly.

See previous comment on this: "With the plagiarism accusation, I do not know if it should be countered..."

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@Crocodile

Yeah, but it doesn't matter that much lmao. It was funny

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@RationalMadman

you too.

i completely forgot the winning conditions :/

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@MisterChris

oh fuck
i remember i was trying to make the worst
shit

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@MisterChris

So, i still lost :(

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@Crocodile

edited

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@MisterChris

was that a mistake

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@MisterChris

wait what

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@Barney

it's not a votebomb, i voted 100% fairly.

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@Crocodile

While this type of debate being unmoderated means CVB aren't disallowed. With the plagiarism accusation, I do not know if it should be countered... It gets more confusing since this is an unrap, to which doing worse means doing better...

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@Barney
@oromagi

do a cvb n o w.
for rm's vote

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@seldiora

that shit just made my day lmao

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@Crocodile

I am no rapper but that is very good.

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@Crocodile

Wow. You really just did that.

lowkey roast ngl

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@Intelligence_06

If it's not even a rap, then it is a bad rap.

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@seldiora
@Crocodile

Well, how about I suggest that you have to actually make something that is actually rap?

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@TNBinc

or worse

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@seldiora
@Crocodile

Imagine...

Round 1 Argument "."
Round 2 Argument "."

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@BearMan

You'd be correct.

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@SirAnonymous
@fauxlaw

Clearly y'all haven't heard of Flocabulary.

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@RationalMadman

"A lot of rap is political (more than any genre by far). This is why a lot of it can be irritating, especially to the right-wing as more rap is left-wing supportive than right-wing."
While that doesn't surprise me, I didn't know that before. Now that I think about it, I have heard left-leaning raps. I'd have to actually be interested in that style of music before I could really care about the subject matter, though.

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@MisterChris

Tech is talented but also at times not my cup of tea, I love JMT but that's a bit of an enigma as usually angry rap annoys me.

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@RationalMadman

And apparently Nicki lol. I only watch her music videos occasionally for "personal reasons."

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@RationalMadman

Yeah I think you're right actually. I listen to metal and rap, so I guess I inevitably like the angrier side of rap music. The rappers you like are more similar to stuff like Jedi Mind Tricks and Tech, then?

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@MisterChris

I understand why you like Token considering that the rapper you recommended to someone who doesn't like rap is NF. I would never put him in even my top 20, because to me he is someone who raps but isn't 'rap' or close to the culture or whatever. NF is better than Token in my eyes but both are 'corny' however NF has a more real struggle and I enjoy his content much more despite his tone being annoying.

You like angry rappers and I can understand that is your taste, especially as you like angry/hard rock and stuff. I prefer more 'confident' rappers so to speak. Arrogant rappers who aren't angry are my bread and butter in rap.

It doesn't always have to be deep and political, something like this is dope af for me: https://youtu.be/zXtsGAkyeIo?t=34

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@RationalMadman

Yeah I understand where you're coming from. I like the choppy flows, but I also enjoy the smoother and slower stuff too (Like Hopsin and older Eminem). I personally like his voice and beat selection a lot, though.

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@MisterChris

Token has jagged flow (which is bad flow) and I don't like the angry/whiny tone of his voice it's even more irritating than Eminem's. That said, I can understand admiring his talent but overall I find him corny, he's very 'upset and passionate' over very little it seems to me. Eminem is actually sick with his bars and puns, Token tends to just spit hard and fast and while his rhyme schemes are interesting he rarely makes me bop along or enjoy his tracks.

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@RationalMadman

I like rap a lot actually. I was trying to expose fauxlaw to a rapper he might enjoy (NF). That said, you're right that whenever they incorporate political messages it leans left. I usually just avoid or ignore political references in music. I listen to music to ESCAPE politics, not be reminded of it. BTW, if you want sick flow, Token is where it's at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsLJLCtU32w

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@MisterChris
@fauxlaw

A lot of rap is political (more than any genre by far). This is why a lot of it can be irritating, especially to the right-wing as more rap is left-wing supportive than right-wing.

Something like this is pure gold if you're left wing and black: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqmt-oufow

You won't necessarily relate if you're not but the flow is slick regardless.

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@Intelligence_06

Yeah NF is great. Reread fauxlaw's comment.

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@MisterChris

NF is good, how is he bad

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@fauxlaw

you obviously haven't heard NF!

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@fauxlaw

That's about it.

worst rap: all or any

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@Crocodile

make it unrated.