Instigator / Pro
13
1483
rating
2
debates
25.0%
won
Topic

get this debate over with so i can vote

Status
Finished

All stages have been completed. The voting points distribution and the result are presented below.

Arguments points
6
9
Sources points
4
6
Spelling and grammar points
1
3
Conduct points
2
3

With 3 votes and 8 points ahead, the winner is ...

Puachu
Parameters
More details
Publication date
Last update date
Category
Art
Time for argument
Two hours
Voting system
Open voting
Voting period
One week
Point system
Four points
Rating mode
Rated
Characters per argument
10,000
Required rating
1
Contender / Con
21
1501
rating
7
debates
42.86%
won
Description
~ 24 / 5,000

lettuce from burger king

Round 1
Pro
waddup dude i like lettuce
Con
Let us gloss over the uncomfortable fact that I have begun this sentence with the most cringeworthy pun imaginable, and then used it as an excuse to perform a pointless exercise in self-referential meta-analysis for no apparent reason whatsoever.

What is lettuce?  According to Wikipedia

Lettuce (Lactuca sativa) is an annual plant of the daisy family, Asteraceae.
What Wikipedia fails to mention, however, is that my opponent likes lettuce.  In fact, the entire page has completely neglected to cite my own ardent love for lettuce as well!  On this basis alone I suggest that I forfeit any and all points I may have otherwise earned for "credible sources," and I hereby declare my opponent King of Burger King lettuce.

I shall content myself to humbly receive whatever sesame seed they deign to let fall from their plate.