Please forgive me I pretty much basically just use voice to text when debating sir Lancelot I will do more work to make it less of wall of text and more coherent this time.
The unlimited lifespan
Well I won't deny that damn near everything concept is true. I have no reason to deny the relevance of Star wars to this debate nor will I attempt to as it does seem extremely relevant to the very least proving I can make it to 200 years.
Con has said he doesn't believe I'll live to 200, he believes I'll live to be several thousand years old if not millions. What con fails to see is that once I hit 200 years old that's when it all ends.
Suicide
That's right I plan to kill myself once I hit 200 years old. You see now I'm 40 years old that gives me 160 years remaining. And you know what happens 160 years from now. What happens 160 years from now it's 2163. You might ask why am I going to off myself in the year 2163.
Dark secret
A lot of people don't realize what happened on February 1st 1963. That's right, 2-1-63. Or 2163. You're about to find out the significance that date and why I'm waiting till the year 2163 to finish the damn job. In short the date is symbolic but on that date there's something very special I want to release the world something that can't happen now. The world is not ready for.
You might be thinking how is this guy who is only 75 in 1963 the last person to ever actually see Abraham Lincoln's face that was still alive. I'll tell you Abraham Lincoln had no normal face this guy saw what was behind the meat mask Abraham Lincoln was wearing.
Right now you're thinking is it God is it a demon is it some sort of alien was it a dog was it three kids in a trench coat wearing Abraham Lincoln face what could this guy have possibly been murdered for in 1963 that he wasn't supposed to let out.
Well on his deathbed this guy told my dad exactly what he saw and what he saw if released right now would forever change the world and the world is not ready to know.
My dad did not want me to know what was in that message he said it would literally destroy the world to know what the hell this guy saw behind Abraham Lincoln's meet mask.
Shortly after I found out about this from my dad in the year 2014 I begged him to tell me I begged him. However with my dad did was he ran away cuz he knew that he was too weak that if I kept questioning them he would break and if I found out this information could kill me if I open my big mouth it could destroy the world as we know it everything would change.
So what my father did was he drove to a little city called beacon. That's right if you don't know the name of the city you should because in the year 2014 my dad started to get cancer. He was dying and he could not keep this secret any longer and yet he did not want to let me know the secret he didn't trust anyone with the secret. So what did my dad do...
Time capsule
Each person participating in this time capsule get the right a little message on a piece of paper and put it in the time capsule. My dad wrote down exactly what Fleetwood Lindley told him before he was so brutally murdered. Of course Fleetwood Star wars his death certificate doesn't say he was murdered but the government wouldn't want you to know anyway would they.
Conclusion
In conclusion. I'm a very very curious person by nature. I have to be there not only to read that capsule and then be burdened with the same knowledge of my father but to take and pass on this message to somebody strong enough somebody willing enough to know the secret he passed on and in a position to not only judge weather to let the world know what is on that message but also be okay not letting the world know if they are not ready.
After I figure out what's on this message and trust me I will have this strong person ready ready to read the message when I'm there the moment I read it I will blow my f****** head off and that is the year I turn 200 years old. Mic drop
Yes
Does this qualify as a troll debate?
I thought it was good, please ignore the fact that my kid kept yelling star wars when I was doing voice to text and I forgot to delete it later in the post
Sometimes you almost seem normal for a few days, then you go and post something like this. Like WTF was that argument
Doesn't matter, I just fucked him up.
Unrated, chill
Did you noop snipe me you son of a bitch?
It was a very unexpected argument. Did you use the letter f, knowing how superior you are to me?
I just assumed the parameters were the same. Damn it. Lol
Bro you put time for argument as 2 days. I needed one week for a good reason, but I guess I can still just do a minor variation on the other arguments