Women can't drive

As I said, we only use absurd reasoning.

With this in mind, let's "define" our terms.

"Women" are beings that can't drive.

"To drive" Means to be in charge of a real world vehicle.

So, from this we can infer that those beings who can not drive, can't, by definition, drive.

This is because instead of driving, women ACTUALLY drive a simulated vehicle in a simulated reality called "The framework", however they don't know it and act as if they were indeed driving. 

This simulated reality is created by yet other simulated beings known only as "men", who use a simulated system of power named "patriarchy" to simulate authority on the simulated reality where women drive. So, we have a simulated reality, INSIDE  asimulated reality, controlled by the former simulated reality.

Can - 1. Be able to.

Can't - 1. Short for cannot. 2. Lack the ability.

It is fundamentally clear that women possess the ability to drive, but science has proven women to be lazier and less responsible than men, so they would intentionally get into accidents as a way to deter the law from allowing women to drive. By creating this narrative, they enable men to assume the full responsibility and burden of driving simply because they don't want to have to go through the effort of driving to their destination.