Instigator / Pro
9
1533
rating
18
debates
36.11%
won
Topic
#4170

My racist weight loss plan beats your weight loss plan of love

Status
Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics
Better arguments
3
9
Better sources
4
6
Better legibility
2
3
Better conduct
0
3

After 3 votes and with 12 points ahead, the winner is...

Sir.Lancelot
Parameters
Publication date
Last updated date
Type
Standard
Number of rounds
5
Time for argument
Two weeks
Max argument characters
10,000
Voting period
One month
Point system
Multiple criterions
Voting system
Open
Contender / Con
21
1587
rating
182
debates
55.77%
won
Description

I will not start creating my diet and weight loss plan until the debate is accepted other than the mental plans I have in mind. Judges will judge which diet was more effective at achieving weight loss while also remaining consistent to their values.

Here is how to use the points to judge the debate.

Arguments- most creative diet consistent with values of diet

Sources- points awarded for which diet is more effective at achieving healthy weight loss.

Conduct- best sales of diet plan

Spelling and grammar - best sales copy

Here is how the debate will be laid out-

Round one- explain your weight loss plan and create your content. Treat round one as a squeeze page. So explain the plan the way a squeeze page would . Appeal to your target demographic for me it is racists and for you probably people who are woke.

Round 2- create your marketing and sales strategy and begin selling your product. Provide links to social media, podcasts or whatever types of marketing is going on off site. Also you can document IRL marketing that is being done such as door to door sales or whatever

Round 3- this is where you start recording your actual sales numbers and providing documentation that your sales are actually happening as you claims. You will be doing this every round, giving con a slight 2 week advantage on pro. You will also outline your media strategy.

Round 4 update on sales and marketing and collect some real life testimonials of people who implemented your weight loss plan

Round 6 updates and start submitting before and after pictures of clients as well as maybe arguing to the judges for why you won.

I can still wim this

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@Sir.Lancelot

No threat intended, although the wording may be a little strange... You know, being considerate of people while using language was never my strong suit, that is why I am here, and not Twitter or blogging. That is just normal roasting, more figuratively than literally, I guess.

Something I have noticed here is that my name, upon being tagged, shows up as "@<<<Intelligence_06>>>", dunno if that is intended or a bug.

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@Barney

wylted has engaged in advertising in this thread

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@PREZ-HILTON
@Sir.Lancelot

Neat thing, a few years back I got a newspaper article taken down:
https://www.portlandmercury.com/food-and-drink/2017/05/22/19028161/this-week-in-appropriation-kooks-burritos-and-willamette-week

And the original article:
https://web.archive.org/web/20170526004806/https://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2017/05/22/19028161/this-week-in-appropriation-kooks-burritos-and-willamette-week

Following the path of avoiding cultural appropriation in meals, we cannot eat any meal for which fire (or fire substitutes) played a role. Afterall, fire was not invented by humans, or even Neanderthals, but by Homo Erectus. This meal plan will be the fasting route to weight loss; along with /much/ lower blood pressure.

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@Barney
@Public-Choice
@Mps1213

There’s a good chance Wylted might miss this debate.

If this happens, vote Con.

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@Intelligence_06

I understand you don’t like Wylted because of what he does.
But what you said just now could easily be misread as a threat against him if the wrong person sees it.

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@Sir.Lancelot

Hopefully, he would be actually losing weight while the count downs, it is just hoped that he doesn't lose weight by attacking minorities or something. Maybe he would have his limbs beaten and removed by people because they were offended and had enough with his vicious language. Limbs weigh something, so I would call that weight loss.

I guess burning calories with a fire blowtorch is better after all.

Still not as effective as a quick slice through the waist, it reduces about 50% of your entire mass no matter how you look at it.

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@Intelligence_06

Damn.
I don’t think anything is better at burning calories than that roast you just gave him.

Well, forfeiting sure is a weight loss plan, if it is one at all.

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@Sir.Lancelot

Do you mind joining this to be a witness to the hate based diet community I am creating https://discord.gg/NwVWeemV

Also anyone else is invited to join if you want hate based diet advice, I will be charging for memberships after that link expires, so join now

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@Sir.Lancelot

I just ordered a pizza bro. I was hoping it would take longer to get somebody to accept because I need to follow my own plan to prove it works

Anyone going to defend the weight loss benefits of not being racist?