WeaverofFate is a literal walrus
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The Beatles didn't write this song, I did, because I am indeed a walrus.
Literal selfie of me
Exhibit Three:
Can you truly prove I am not a walrus? You cannot, my walrus powers have already begun to work. You will now provide me with fish. Thank you.
- P1: Typing
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Exhibit One:The Beatles didn't write this song, I did, because I am indeed a walrus.
: an image that includes oneself (often with another person or as part of a group) and is taken by oneself using a digital camera especially for posting on social networks
1: a person's self : one's own self —used reflexively as object of a preposition or verb or for emphasis in various constructionsIt is important to have good feelings about oneself.2: one's normal, healthy, or sane condition or selfthe need to protect oneself from danger
Exhibit Three:Can you truly prove I am not a walrus? You cannot, my walrus powers have already begun to work. You will now provide me with fish. Thank you.
better proof
Con's reasoning was far more compelling-
Flippers can't type, disproved claim of owning Beatles song= compelling
self/selfie argument not as convincing.
Args to CON
non sequitur troll debate. as someone who has pretended to be an animal in the past, i appreciate weavers siliness.
the attempt to make the debate serious by bella only serves to amplify the outrageousness of weavers claims.
Con made me laugh more.
Had con treated this as a reverse truism, I’d vote against them. Treating it as serious but in a funny manner, that is my type of humor.
The flippers being bad at cellphones, with pictures of them really helped. As did the question if pro may have photoshopped their photos… I’m thinking pro is most likely actually a narwhal.
Finally, Weaver's voting privileges are back.
Walruses love all people except the anti-christ.
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Wylted and Best.Korea are the masters of comedy debates.
Thanks for your vote. At least I know my humor wasn't totally invisible.
I could quite frankly care less on disappointing someone unless its one I look up to with high standards. And even if it was someone I looked up to, it's not the end of the world and I won't be taking their opinion to the top. I still will consider your opinion and take it more "lightly" next time.
Didn't you kinda assume I was trying to take this with full on seriousness..? But okay..
I see no reason for you to apologize, its you're opinion.
In all honesty, for you to determine what the mood is does not make you right or wrong. Some people set debates like this, it doesn't mean they are looking for a "funny" debate. And if the long description never clarifies, I can take this as I please.
Thanks for your vote either way.
sigh, you disappoint me. i have made my vote with the walrus.
at least he doesnt assume what i think or feel.
Maybe so..? Though, I get were you're coming from. And maybe you couldn't tell, I added humor of my own.
I'm not much into humor but when needed, i'll add a little something. If you looked into my other debates, you would see the difference. Either way, if you couldn't tell, its possible you just don't quite understand the small bits of my humor.
Basically, I didn't take this as seriously as you thought.
To me funny need not equal stupid. Taking something funny as the right kind of serious, tickles my funny bone.
Black Adder for example, is funny because it’s so witty; not because anyone farts… well, except Hugh Laurie.
im sorry, but its not up to you to designate the seriousness or levity of a debate. the person making the debate sets the tone/mood.
even if he is okay with you being serious, it doesnt negate the prescendent of his debate.
sorry.
what about it? are you implying there is a contridiction?
If you check the comments, I was, per my request to take this debate "seriously".
Description never stated I had to take this as a funny debate, and I really only accepted for his voting.
this is a non sequistur debate, you dont win it by logic or tearing apart arguements.
you win it by being just as silly or by assuming he is right and then trolling/joking back.
Is it possible for you to vote on this? No worries if you can't. I'm trying to continue my win streak or lose it, knowing it was an explained vote.
I mentioned you because of your appearance in this thread and as of right now trust your judgment.
No problem. Thank you.
I would have included you along with Weaver and Aleutian, but you're rarely active so I wasn't sure you would see this.
But to update you, there's currently a Tournament where topics are randomly assigned. Open Voting decreases the chance of voters, but through Judge selection, the selected judges are more likely to vote. Would you be interested in judging on one of these debates?
Sure, I'll do it.
(Weaver) Could be a few weeks to a month from now. Debates take a while to finish.
(AleutianTexan) Since you and Weaver have similar voting styles, I would prefer to pair you up as my default choices for Judge selection if you're willing.
That would be fun, when would I be judging?
Since your voting privileges are back, there is a solid chance I will choose you as a judge in the upcoming rounds of the Tournament. If I am able to, I will negotiate to have you and AleutianTexan as default choices for the Judges.
If you cannot or decide you do not want to, that is perfectly fine.
My voting privileges are back, let's go! Thanks guys!
My argument was on the rough side. Sorry!
Thank you. I'm trying to hurry it up, i'm attending an event in a couple. The argument will be posted in a couple of minutes.
You are almost out of time.
“i dont do jokes or sarcasm. You gotta know who you are talking to before joking.”
“as a human who is a canadian mongoose i support your silliness.”
is there a reason you posted that here? you can ask me on the forum if you want.
otherwise i have no idea why you tagged me.
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/8995-i-cannot-vote?page=1&post_number=17
as a human who is a canadian mongoose i support your silliness.
been a while since i saw a non sequitur debate
https://youtu.be/vW6se0AGQf0
It's what I do with my walrus hands tbh, I only care for fish.
Thanks for the $1K!
You’re a real one for that.
Sure
Alright. I'm not really into trolling and only really came for viewing the short description. Is it alright for me to take this "seriously"?
Trolling for arguments so it is at least legit.
My bad, saw your short description.
Are we actually debating or are you just writing a few words to get your voting?