Instigator / Pro
2
1482
rating
24
debates
41.67%
won
Topic
#4503
Roasting Competition
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 3 votes and with 1 point ahead, the winner is...
Devon
Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 5
- Time for argument
- Two days
- Max argument characters
- 10,000
- Voting period
- One week
- Point system
- Winner selection
- Voting system
- Open
Contender / Con
1
1587
rating
182
debates
55.77%
won
Description
You have to come up with some pretty funny roasts against your opponent. Go for the jugular. May the best person win.
Round 1
Lance, welcome to the roasting competition where I go ham, I'm the best at these roasts fam. I'm the goat and you a sacrificial lamb.
On a serious note, your whole demeanor is really stressing me, but since you look like a muppet, the only street you ever seen was sesame.
I heard your girl got that hot box but you loving it. I just hope when you finger her, you use an oven mitt.
You think you above people, that got me so fed. You went from a cardboard box to a shelter and I'm so dead. A dirty house I heard about those bugs on those beds. He happy he got peanut butter and jelly, but still got no bread.
These sound like lines written by somebody on the spectrum.
Really hope this recent price inflation doesn’t rob you of your disability check.
Round 2
Let's not talk about spectrum, the shit you say gives me a headache, you and your family dumb it's all genetics
Like your mom, she's nothing but an uneducated trick, it's sad that the last test she passed was when she peed on a stick
No but real shit, who taught you bro?
Every time you speak you sound so slow
If you ever attended a day of school then how far'd you go?
I'm guessing every book you read was audio
Real talk, don't think about tryna be hard
Your IQ like 75 yous a slight retard
Fuck ya feelings I'll hang you up, not a slight regard
Now that battery in ya back might need a slight recharge
I aint come to play, I aint have to rehearse for you
I can turn freestyles into roasts, rockin' em both ways I'm reversible
Thorry, I can’t underthand you.
Englith muth not be your sthrong thuit.
Round 3
You better put more effort in your roasts before you regret it you lame, I'm cookin' you so bad I'm like Bobby Flay
Aye Lance, you think your girl a 10? Wow, you beyond cray. Just cause you got a face like Jay Z don't make her Beyonce.
Forfeited
Round 4
extend roasts
If you’re Bobby Flay, I’m Gordon Ramsay.
You ain’t no comedian, you’re just a washed-up clown.
You resemble homeless Pennywise.
And yo girlfriend look like Cthulhu.
What she think about the fact that her man plays with trains and lick windows?
Why do you t-t-talk llike this?
Round 5
Ay Lancelot you better exit now, your girlfriend use bacon grease to lay her edges down
You deserve the Chancla for talking ‘bout yo momma like that.
That group of eighth graders after someone made a "yo mom" joke be like:
I challenge with my grandmother's roasted brisket she used to make when I was little.