Hey Imagine if there was some kind of way were we could have alllllll the christians.
only speak truthfully.
You know what i mean ?
Nothing else.
None of this far fetched god shit.
Just straight up. ( 100% Truths ) and nothing but truths.
Truth serum of sorts perhaps.
Its wishful thinking i know .
But how cool would it be.
Oh but .,
If the christians could only speak truths and nothing but the truth
Im guessing they would argue that there rights have been vialated .
And they'd be right to do so.
God wouldn't get a mention.
When speaking of only the truth.
Any ideas on getting them not to lie . ?
Threaten them perhaps.
Maybe.
A Mellenium passes.
Picture now if you will
Being that first SMART guy whom was the first to figure out that.
If you hold you right hand up and ummm , .like promise on one of them books that one of the gods wrote.
Whilst saying a couple of things.
If this is done correctly .
Then you can't possibly lie.
You cant even pretend to not lie.
Picture getting " sworn in "
Then the next day , having to do the same thing to get " sworn in again "
Becauseeeeeeeeee.
The sworn in thing you did the day before ( runded out. )
HA.
FUCKING WANKERS
Picture this being sworn in working correctly for 1000 people .
Then some dude thats sworn in tell a straight up lie.
He would be sitting there for easy 5 mins seriously waiting for something to strike him down .
Then one hour passes and still he feels no effect from lying under oath.
The next day comes and stilllll, no ill effect from lying under oath.
A week later.
10 more people would have to try there luck on lying under oath ,
then people start hearing about the guys who all lied under oath and suffered no ill effect what so ever.
People then start taking this risk of lying under oath andddddddd.
Nothing happens.
It becomes known that swearing on a bible does not work.