Number 10 
' please say.  ▪▪▪▪▪  number 10  ▪▪▪▪▪.  properly . 
Lets hear it. 
No no. 
Its Nummberr tenn
Number 10.
more like. 
Number 10
Thats it.  
Perfect. 
Well.... thats all i got so far. 
Ive 100 in my head , but i don't know about a top ten.
Id love to hear yours. 
They get up to freaky shit in church id say. 
▪▪▪▪▪▪     I'll set the scene  ▪▪▪▪▪▪
Shhhh , quiet on the set please. 
Ok so 
You've just arrived at church, you step into the building.  
Your eyes dart back and forth. 
you pick in pew . 
And Goneeeeeeeeeeeeee.
'take's  note on watch,  It lasted a good 3 seconds this week.  
You start the singing in your head 
Just Picking in a pew.  picking a pew  
who you.
Yeah , Picking a poo. 
Picking a poo
Now its ,  pick a pew.    
Pick a pew.  
You speed this bitch  up,   pick a pew ,pick a pew .pick a pew 
The trains borrowing down the track , 
faster and faster pick a pew pick a pew pick a pew.   
The horn blasts  PPPPEEEEEEWWWWWWWW .
pick a pew pick a pew pick a pew. 
You look around expecting everyone else to be doing their funny thought thing they do on pews as you do. 
Yep, looks they are.  
You take your seat . 
A massive stained glass jesus thingy infront of you , you glimps at it 
You then realize  ,  
im sitting in pew .   what smells. Its the pew. 
Quite whispers .  (  i suspect the old ladies are relayeying their pew jokes to one another ) 
I start changing song lyrics to accommodate the word pew.  
Again you realize your almost saying it like ( poo  ) 
I change it back.  pew pew. 
Which i think sounds better  ( thats debatable ) 
What im trying to get across here is . 
Its a normal church service,  
A moment of clarity 
You  say to yourself ,  fuck I am immature. 
And in the same breath  Your thinking,  
Han solo and chewy with their guns .  
A pew pew pew. 
No pew pew , 
A pew pew pew you to .
No but seriously and in concerns for my safty . 
if someone did come in here with a gun. The best bet would probably  be to hide behind them big long chairs  that they have in the churches. 
Anyway .
Shhhhhh , its about to start.
Shhhh
 In walks ______________________________________
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Look I'M  Not doing a Top 10 signs your in the wrong religious group. 
the fact of the matter is . 
Your not . 
So.   
•¤°•¤°•¤°•¤°      Nice picking champ.     •¤°¤°•¤°¤°¤
' puts hand in the air for HI 5 ' 
You've chosen wisely.,  
Wth a plethora of religions into religious groups, 
IT SAFE TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN THE CORRECT ONE.
Right
You are. 
wait up a sec.
Carry the 2 , wich leaves 4971969365193475. 
And ya times that by 4 . 
I did. Im not dumb
Yeah ,  
No your right.
You are in the correct group. 
So stop with alllllll the second judging.