You know a great deal about this satan dude. 
its not like ya ever seen him or nothing have ya ? 
Or have you ? 
It ( sounds like to me ) that it appears to me, that your go8ng about things that you think he woukd approve of.  
But that cool. 
But Its not like this satan guy did a little book book, like the other big god ones that did the book ones the book did i did i do , i did.  
You know the book ones im talking bout.  
Satan was that bloke whom made the card game tarots. 
Or was he the guy that did them bloody Quiji board thigs.  
But i dont th8nk he put a book out.
Well Im not certain. 
But he didn't right. ?  
And sadly . 
I cant take any gods seriously if they didn't do a book. 
I flat out refuse to. 
 
Ffffffffff,  Bookless gods . Why Ive no time for em. 
Nope. 
I put to you thatttt. 
What youve heard about The satan guy god thing was from that friggen  good guy god one hey ? 
BE WARNED.  
THE NEXT SENTENCE YOU READ YOU MAY NOT HAVE EVER READ BEFORE.
If i was a satanist I'd be all Like. 
( ok now here is the sentence. )  i mean statement.  
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Yeah im a satanic butttttttt i dont no a terrible lot about him. 
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Bammmmmmmm, 
Tell me you've heard That sentence you've never heard before. 
I think i may have been the first person ever to write that sentence.  
Thank you. 
Thank you. 
Again. 
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Yeah nah , im a satanist but its not like i know anything about satan
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Buttttttt.  No fucking way .  
Its devil sings all round  , and black attire. 
Fucking yeah satan . 
Yes . 
Rock the fuck on.
(  insert death metal here . ) 
Thus 
Thats thus . 
Leeding to the inevitable.  
Mmmmm.     In evit a bull.   Fun word to say. 
Inevitable.  
Inevitable 
Fuck it , Im just gonna say it  . 
It leads to 
A cute little goatie woaty  getting fucked.Dun itl  
It gets killed , and drunken,  and eaten and shit. 
And did i say fucked . 
Oh yeah . 
So it gets like alll fuck3d.
Intercourse. 
Yeah. 
Sexully . Intercoursed the little goat.
Yar mean.
Like putting ya actual cock " INSIDE " of the little goat 
But only  Becauseeeeeeeeee. 
You , I and alllllll  know full well.  
that the devil dude guy satan FUCKING LOVESSSSSSSSSS.
Thats .
FUCKING LOVESSSSSS .  WHEN YOU DO THE UMMMMMMMM,  THE KILLLING OF GOAT THING.  
He so does right? 
Ya have to Pic him watching ya. 
YOU ARE HEY ? 
yeahhhhhhhh , 
hang on where was i again ?  , 
thats right. 
He watches ya kill that ( adorable ) little  goaty woaty . 
And his all like. 
Slow Swaying side to side 
Watching  and spiting on his finger and rubbing it all on his six nipps and shit.   
GOING .
MORE . 
MORE. 
MORE. 
The above is like the sound that  the devil dude makes when he wanks . 
When you guys do the fun stuff for him.
THEN HE CUMS.
He then catches his breath . 
He pulls up his black jeans. And just sits back and continues on watching 
you guys Doing the cool shit for him that he adores
 I mean. 
Its only sensible right.  ?
Right ? 
So fucking is. 
Wrap this up deb 
Ok
Ok
So I guess What im trying to say issssss. 
Liking the devil is sooooooo left feild . 
It makes ya . 
Well . 
Edgy. 
Different. 
Cooooolllllll if you will.
Mmmmm yeah . 
Oh and Your si diffrent to everyone else. 
' hi 5 me. ' 
And Dont leave me hanging man. 
Yeah . Devil horns. 
Rock the fuck on. 
Aight.  
( insert electric guitar lick )