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@Lunatic
I wish I could eat whatever I wanted an never gain weight.
Granted, but instead you lose weight, so no matter how much food you eat, you will always die of malnutrition.
Corrupt-A-Wish
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I wish I can vote in the USA
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@Lunatic
Your one dollar really means a lot now ;-)
But that is no corruption at all. Now this 1 dollar is equivalent to like millions of dollars before, meaning I could trade valuable things with it.
Your next line is, "Goddammit", right?
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@Intelligence_06
But that is no corruption at all. Now this 1 dollar is equivalent to like millions of dollars before, meaning I could trade valuable things with it.Your next line is, "Goddammit", right?
Nothing to spend that dollar on anymore if almost all of society just up and left! Your better off burning that dollar as fuel for a fire for heat haha
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@Intelligence_06
I wish I can vote in the USA
Granted, but then you realize like most Americans do at some point, that your vote is pointless and who wins is determined by factors outside of our control.
I wish I was the president!
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@Lunatic
Granted, but Sadly the year you take office is the same year of the anarchist revolution, thus you will be assassinated before you can make any change to the nation.
I wish I can learn all the languages.
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@Intelligence_06
Granted, but your amazing ability convinces everyone that you're a witch, so they put you through a modern edition of the Spanish Inquisition.
I wish I could play every instrument ever made at a professional skill level.
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@SirAnonymous
I wish I could play every instrument ever made at a professional skill level.
Granted, but sadly your friends had a burning hate towards music, so the more you play, the madder they become, so eventually you are living in the streets with the only income route being playing instruments on the streets.
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@SirAnonymous
I wish that China can stop torturing Uyghur Muslims(No, that is an actual wish, but you can corrupt it to any extents)
I wish someone non-trump and non-biden can be the president of the US
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@Intelligence_06
Granted. It's CHAZ leader Raz Simone.
I wish college was easier.
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@Mharman
I wish college was easier.'
Granted, but it is filled with stuff you know so you don't learn anything anyways.
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@Intelligence_06
I wish that China can stop torturing Uyghur Muslims(No, that is an actual wish, but you can corrupt it to any extents)
Granted, but they only stopped because they killed them all, so they couldn't torture them any more.
Well, that was dark.
I wish people were smart enough not to eat Tide Pods.
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@SirAnonymous
I wish people were smart enough not to eat Tide Pods.
Granted, but they ended up slurping shampoo.
I wish that this wish will be corrupted.
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@Intelligence_06
Granted, but the corruption was so boring and unfunny that you wish it hadn't been corrupted
I wish that I could see someone go through the logic of the statement, "This statement is false."
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@SirAnonymous
Granted, but just like King Alexander, he completely butchered with no meaningful meaning.
I wish I will go to heaven.
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@Intelligence_06
Granted, but it's streets are paved with so much gold that inflation in Heaven skyrockets and your Godbucks lose value.
Dang, that should be BabylonBee article. Just imagine, "BREAKING: Heavenly Kingdom economy collapses as God paves too many streets with gold."
I wish I was on the BabylonBee staff.
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@Mharman
Granted, but the realist education system made people sue you for deliberate misinformation.
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@Intelligence_06
Sooooo, what is your wish then?
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@Mharman
I wish more people my age can join this beautiful community.
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@Intelligence_06
Granted. I can't think of any corruptions.
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@Mharman
Hmm. Let me help you. I thought of a corruption.
Granted, but because most of them aren't as good as Intelligence_06, thus all they do is bs around and decrease the credit for this website.
I wish I had girlfriend.
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@Mharman
Granted, but your relationship is toxic
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@Vader
make a wish.
Mine is that Minecraft will get a Cave update.
I wish Communism actually works
I wish God does what is good to everyone, and can prevent sins from going into humans
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@Intelligence_06
Mine is that Minecraft will get a Cave update.
Granted, but the update causes the game to crash.
I wish North Korea was no longer ruled by a dictatorship.