Noah's arch must be pretty big.

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FAUXLAW, the runaway from biblical axioms, and now the #1 Bible fool upon this forum, and the #1 record holder of running away from godly posts of mine, and who has called Jesus a LIAR many times, and goes against Jesus in taking care of the poor, says that the Bible is a FRAUD, and calls the Christian faith as DISHONEST, and still wants to be called a Christian,  and has run away from 18 posts to him in one thread alone,

FAUXLAW, I am sorry to tell you that since you are piling up so many RUNAWAY posts from me alone in such a fast manner, and this is because your Bible stupidity can't allow you to address them in the first place, that instead of giving you recognition of this embarrassing  fact every 25 posts, I have had to change it to every 50 posts now, where I am sure this is okay with you. You do remember your last recognition of this embarrassment herewith, don't you?:  https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5956-why-do-theists-have-lower-iqs?page=3&post_number=61

Because of your complete Bible ignorance as shown within this thread alone, you are up to 84 runaway posts to date, again, 84 direct posts to you regarding Jesus' direct words that you can't even come close to addressing!  What a record within this forum! LOL!

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You have become overbearingly boring and obtuse. You are blocked.
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FAUXLAW, the runaway from biblical axioms, and now the #1 Bible fool upon this forum, and the #1 record holder of running away from godly posts of mine, and who has called Jesus a LIAR many times, and goes against Jesus in taking care of the poor, says that the Bible is a FRAUD, and calls the Christian faith as DISHONEST, and still wants to be called a Christian,  and has run away from 18 posts to him in one thread alone,


FAUXLAW BLOCKS THE BROTHR D BECAUSE HE CANNOT ACCEPT SUBSTANTIATED BIBLICAL AXIOMS THAT HE CANNOT ADDRESS!


FAUXLAW, YOUR THROWING IN THE TOWEL OF DEFEAT: "You have become overbearingly boring and obtuse. You are blocked." https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5982-noahs-arch-must-be-pretty-big?page=3&post_number=62

1. We have to ask you, how can me easily and explicitly showing you to be the #1 most dumbfounded of the Bible in this forum be boring?

2. How can me easily making YOU the #1 Bible RUNAWAY fool from Jesus' true words and passages be obtuse?  

3. Is your next feeble step to run and cry to our upstanding and fair moderator Mr. Ragnar in telling him that I should stop showing substantiated biblical axioms to you specifically because you cannot address them and remain intelligent looking in the aftermath, other than to RUN AWAY from them?  Your Devil Speak will still be addressed, you can count on that for sure, praise Jesus' revenge!  

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FAUXLAW, the runaway from biblical axioms, and now the #1 Bible fool upon this forum, and the #1 record holder of running away from godly posts of mine, and who has called Jesus a LIAR many times, and goes against Jesus in taking care of the poor, says that the Bible is a FRAUD, and calls the Christian faith as DISHONEST, and still wants to be called a Christian,  and has run away from 18 posts to him in one thread alone,

Jesus and I want to give you another chance in addressing the following posts directed to you that were inspired by Jesus' true words and passages, AND THAT YOU HAVE SHEEPISHLY RUN AWAY FROM ad nauseam?   READY?  BEGIN:

1. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=6

2. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=11

3. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=14

4. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=2&post_number=39

5. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=2&post_number=40

6. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5695-jesus-tempted-was-the-devil?page=1&post_number=19

7. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5651-gods-own-unwillingness-to-show-proof-of-his-existence?page=2&post_number=50

8. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=4&post_number=97

9. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=4&post_number=82

10. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5651-gods-own-unwillingness-to-show-proof-of-his-existence?page=3&post_number=59

11. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=4&post_number=89

12. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=4&post_number=91

13. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-liespage=4&post_number=94

14. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=4&post_number=99

15. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=5&post_number=103

16. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=3&post_number=53

17. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=3&post_number=54

18. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=5&post_number=105

19. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=5&post_number=103

20. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=1&post_number=10

21. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=1&post_number=17

22. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=1&post_number=19

23. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=2&post_number=41

24. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=18

25. The embarrassing Bible runaway post from the Bible inept FAUXLAW is when he broke TRADESECRETS record of 24 run aways from  biblical axioms! 
https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=2&post_number=45

26. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=18

27. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=22

28. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=3&post_number=56

29. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=2&post_number=32

30. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5661-mans-own-unwillingness-to-see-the-proof-of-gods-existence?page=5&post_number=102

31. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=5&post_number=104

32. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5661-mans-own-unwillingness-to-see-the-proof-of-gods-existence?page=5&post_number=110

33. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5849-the-problem-of-suffering?page=2&post_number=46

34. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=1&post_number=18

35. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=2&post_number=30

36. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=3&post_number=57

37. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=3&post_number=64

38.  https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5849-the-problem-of-suffering?page=3&post_number=72

39. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5849-the-problem-of-suffering?page=2&post_number=41

40. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=3&post_number=64

41. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5800-who-was-the-mysterious-exorcist?page=1&post_number=9

42. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5800-who-was-the-mysterious-exorcist?page=1&post_number=7

43. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=5&post_number=101

44. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=1&post_number=11

45. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=4&post_number=95

46. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=2&post_number=43

47. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=13

48. https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5849-the-problem-of-suffering?page=5&post_number=109

49.https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5849-the-problem-of-suffering?page=4&post_number=99

THE INFAMOUS NUMBER 50 RUNAWAY POST FROM BIBLICAL AXIOMS BY FAUXLAW!!!!
50.  https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5877-any-thoughts-on-salixes?page=3&post_number=70


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FAUXLAW, sorry, but your runaway from substantiated biblical axioms continues herein:



































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As I said. Thanks for the extra information. 
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@BrotherDThomas
FAUXLAW BLOCKS THE BROTHR D BECAUSE HE CANNOT ACCEPT SUBSTANTIATED BIBLICAL AXIOMS THAT HE CANNOT ADDRESS!

 He blocked me for over 15 months once , Brother   but it didn't stop him cowardly posting to me on my threads while leaving me no opportunity at all to respond directly.  But he came crawling back and unblocked me after many warnings about his nineteen faced and double standards behaviour  just so he could respond to my threads without breaking the rules. That is how desperate he was for company, Brother.  

I have him on block now. All very childish I know , but it is a bad habit I picked up from him directly. 
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Stephen,

As we both see, FAUXLAW has to directly block us because he just cannot in any way handle the direct true words of Jesus the Christ, but only to run away from them in total despair in front of Jesus and the membership. The last straw proof of this fact will be when FAUXLAW goes running, crying, and whimpering to our more than fair moderator Mr. Ragnar to tell him that he blocked me, but the D-man is still posting to me non directly, which is essentially that I am still making him the #1 Bible fool and runaway of same within this esteemed forum.  If he does this desperate act, that will be the coup de grâce in admitting that my superior biblical knowledge over his grade school knowledge of same is easily shown at his embarrassing expense once again!
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@Bones
I am afraid that you made a fundamental mistake with your topic which is merely a link anyway.

The text therein states:
The natural world contains about 8.7 million species; it did not state "contained".

Noah's Ark occurred eons ago when there were considerably fewer species in the world. Also, most species were and still are minute insects.

Notwithstanding, if one were not of a particular biased and uninformed persuasion and committed to read and comprehend the authoritative text of the Bible one would not be so prone to making such glaring errors.
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How quaint and naive.

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@Matthew_18
And insects and small birds could easily survive on floating mats of vegetation.
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And everything else that might float, like other boats.

It's a pity that there weren't any photo's taken of the flooded sphere.

Perhaps GOD has some on the wall in reception.


And a heck of a lot of water to cover everything

I wonder where he got it from.

The ice moons of Saturn and Jupiter perhaps.

And then of course it had to be returned

He must have had some very long pipes and a very powerful pump.
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The fountains of the great deep, Scientists believe that there is up to three  times the amount of water beneath the earths crust as there is on the surface.
The water could have come from there as indicated and, of course would also return to whence it came. As for other boats they likely would not have had time to prepare and would probably perished due to lack of food and drinkable water.

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More than 99 percent of all organisms that have ever lived on Earth are extinct. As new species evolve to fit ever changing ecological niches, older species fade away. But the rate of extinction is far from constant. At least a handful of times in the last 500 million years, 75 to more than 90 percent of all species on Earth have disappeared in a geological blink of an eye in catastrophes we call mass extinctions.
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FLRW,

Man and every breathing living creature has only existed upon earth for 6-8 thousand years according to the inspired words of Jesus, as Yahweh God incarnate, within the JUDEO-Christian Bible.  Therefore, when you proffer 500 million years of certain species, surely you jest? LOL

Have you been hanging around FAUXLAW where their Bible stupidity has rubbed off upon you?  :(

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@Bones
Noah’s ark must be pretty big.

How do you get 8.7 million animals onto a boat?

God sent the flood just 500 years after he created Adam and Eve. There were 10 generations from Adam to Noah.
The animals during that time were limited.
The Cambrian explosion took place after the great flood. As did the human population growth.

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@Shila
God sent the flood just 500 years after he created Adam and Eve. There were 10 generations from Adam to Noah.
The animals during that time were limited.
The Cambrian explosion took place after the great flood. As did the human population growth.
I think the fossil record would dispute that.

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@Elliott
God sent the flood just 500 years after he created Adam and Eve.
There were 10 generations from Adam to Noah.The animals during that time were limited.
The Cambrian explosion took place after the great flood. As did the human population growth.

I think the fossil record would dispute that.
We are going by the Bible timeline.

The Cambrian explosion
The fossils point to creation, not evolution.

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@Shila
We are going by the Bible timeline.

The Cambrian explosion
The fossils point to creation, not evolution.
Ah yes, Creation Science, an oxymoron if ever there was one. Thanks for the link, an amusing read.
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@Elliott
We are going by the Bible timeline.
The Cambrian explosion
The fossils point to creation, not evolution.


Ah yes, Creation Science, an oxymoron if ever there was one. Thanks for the link, an amusing read.
God sent the flood just 500 years after he created Adam and Eve. There were 10 generations from Adam to Noah.
The animals during that time were limited.
The Cambrian explosion took place after the great flood. As did the human population growth.
Science backs creation.

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Noah's Ark was a spaceship and the mountain it landed on was actually planet Earth and after it let all the animals off onto the nice dry planet that they arrived at, it flew away and left behind that family they brought to take care of the animals. This is a far more believable story for the atheists they actually might consider this one legit. 
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Polytheist-Witch: Noah's Ark was a spaceship and the mountain it landed on was actually planet Earth and after it let all the animals off onto the nice dry planet that they arrived at, it flew away and left behind that family they brought to take care of the animals. This is a far more believable story for the atheists they actually might consider this one legit. 
So you are trying to convince atheists differently than you try with Theists hoping to gain their acceptance.
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@Shila
God sent the flood just 500 years after he created Adam and Eve. There were 10 generations from Adam to Noah.
The animals during that time were limited.
The Cambrian explosion took place after the great flood. As did the human population growth.
Science backs creation.

The fossils found that date back to the Precambrian lack distinct structures as there were no skeletal forms and that means no people. Actually Precambrian life forms would have done okay in the flood as they were all aquatic.

And science doesn’t back creation as there is no empirical evidence to support it and it relies on a supernatural cause, it is unscientific. 


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@Polytheist-Witch
Noah's Ark was a spaceship and the mountain it landed on was actually planet Earth and after it let all the animals off onto the nice dry planet that they arrived at, it flew away and left behind that family they brought to take care of the animals. This is a far more believable story for the atheists they actually might consider this one legit. 
Sounds good to me.
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@Elliott

The fossils found that date back to the Precambrian lack distinct structures as there were no skeletal forms and that means no people. Actually Precambrian life forms would have done okay in the flood as they were all aquatic.

And science doesn’t back creation as there is no empirical evidence to support it and it relies on a supernatural cause, it is unscientific.

Ah yes, Creation Science, an oxymoron if ever there was one. Thanks for the link, an amusing read.

We are going by the Bible timeline.
The Cambrian explosion
The fossils point to creation, not evolution.

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@Shila
God created all the animals and they roamed 
Thennn. 
It started all over again. 

Does Every single animals we have today come from the two of each Noha rounded up right? 

One can thank god for all the great animals we have buttttt. 
NOAH IS THE MAN.  There was nothing that bloke couldn't of done. 

To Noah. 

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Noah didn't round up just
One male zebra and one female zebra. 

He rounded up 
One non-homosexual male zebra 
One non - homosexual female zebra. 

Again Noah was the man . He can do anything. 

It isn't as easy as it sounds.
The difference between a gay zebra and a sis zebra is identical to the eye.  
 
If i showed you a picture of a homosexual sloth and a non homo sloth,   you would have trouble differentiating.  
To Noah. 


  


 
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The LARGE  extinction rate of animals is odd. 

Making animals is one thing but.  
Making  animals to go extinct every single  day would be tricky. 



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Noah's arch must be pretty big. That is why he couldn't wear Skechers.
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Imagine the thought that must of went into (  Meteroid projections ) 
Crazy to even attempt to start thinking about.