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Well I'm not sure that wandering about the desert yabbering to a handful of similar itinerants can be rightly referred to as public ministry.

As for Joseph...Read the tales, interpret as necessary.


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St. Joseph died in 0020.

His father, Joseph, was deceased by the time Jesus began his public ministry. So he was not held accountable.
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Yes, Jesus died in 0033.
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Yes, Jesus died in 0033.
His father, Joseph, was deceased by the time Jesus began his public ministry. So he was not held accountable.

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Sorry wrong sub forum forum
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Sorry wrong sub forum forum
Shows how misguided you are.
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@Shila

See #1
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See #1
Why are you following Stephen around?
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How you doin?
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How you doin?
Your civil war did not affect me.
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Sorry wrong sub forum forum.
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Sorry wrong sub forum forum.
Trump look’s overdressed.
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I think you mean Pope Donald.
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I think you mean Pope Donald.
The Conclave have not picked a pope yet.
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So he has a chance.
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So he has a chance.
If the American Catholics had a vote.
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Jesus, said Shila when she saw my pfp.
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Jesus, said Shila when she saw my pfp.
I think I said brain worms.
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So Jesus was nailed up after 13 years of ministry.

Hence the saying...Unlucky thirteen.

Should have taken a year out back packing in South East Asia and resumed in 0034.

How was that for poor application of omniscience.
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So Jesus was nailed up after 13 years of ministry.

Hence the saying...Unlucky thirteen.

Should have taken a year out back packing in South East Asia and resumed in 0034.

How was that for poor application of omniscience.
Jesus only ministered for 3 years soon after his baptism. He was crucified shortly after.
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He was crucified shortly after.
Such was the penalty for being a public nuisance.


Baptised...Dunked in a pond.

Some people religiously dunk their biscuits in their tea.

I prefer mine unsodden.
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He was crucified shortly after.
Such was the penalty for being a public nuisance.


Baptised...Dunked in a pond.

Some people religiously dunk their biscuits in their tea.

I prefer mine unsodden.
You are a heretic.
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You are a heretic.

A tea and biscuits heretic.
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I prefer mine unsodden.
As Winston once said: "Great Britain and America are two countries separated by a language." We sure are. Boot, bonnet, and biscuits.
Aren't Brit "biscuits" what Yanks call a "wafer" or a "cracker?"
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Maybe.

When I was in the US, I had this dish called biscuits and gravy, what we would probably refer to as scones in white sauce.



Biscuits are generally sweet and crackers generally savoury and a wafer can be either, though all three are texturally different.

Crackers and certain biscuits and wafers are often served with cheese after a meal, generally known as cheese and biscuits.


Bonnet and hood have a certain connection, but I'm not sure why we refer to the trunk as the boot.

Though these days, the boot has largely been superseded by the hatch back.
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Though these days, the boot has largely been superseded by the hatch back.
Boot up his backside is very original.
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@Shila
You've hit the nail on the head.

Though the Volkswagen Beetle had the boot in the front.

German though.

The Volkswagen beetle had the kofferraum in the front, like an Elephant.

I think that the German for Elephant is Elephant.
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You've hit the nail on the head.

Though the Volkswagen Beetle had the boot in the front.

German though.

The Volkswagen beetle had the kofferraum in the front, like an Elephant.

I think that the German for Elephant is Elephant.
There are no elephants in Germany. But plenty of Beetles.
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HaHa.

I just did a quick search and found that there were approximately 280 Elephants in Germany.

There are about 172 in the USA, 22 in Canada and 70 in the UK.

Fucking  immigrants.

No doubt Trump will be deporting the big grey sponging bastards.
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I just did a quick search and found that there were approximately 280 Elephants in Germany.

Botsawana is threatening to send 20,000 elephants to GermanyNo, wild elephants are not native to Germany. They are found in Africa and Asia. While there have been historical instances of elephants in Europe, they were primarily kept as gifts or exotic pets by rulers. There have been recent threats from Botswana to send elephants to Germany, but no formal request has been made, and there are significant logistical challenges to housing such a large number of animals in Germany.