The ummm, The (up keep) on a joint like this heaven.
We are talknig $$$$ BIG BUCKS $$$$
To have it a guess.
Probably like twice the amount of price its cost the christians to have sex with kids.
You need a big block of land. A plot
I mean , you need a lot of space.
The friggen logistics.
The maintenance.
I have trouble maintaining the 5 large palm trees in me back yard.
The fronds, oh the numerous palm fronds.
I need to chop the kunts down ize tells ya. ( no but they are pretty they say. )
Pretty palms.
Fucking bullshit.
' breaths deep '
Where was i ?
The cost.
Yeah It would cost God heaps to keep it up and running ?
( Especially when its all " free ", well kind of free. )
Imagine dying andddddddd ya find out its been shut down for like 25 years now.
( i could almost so imagine this. )
( I'm getting a " time share " kindda vibe about it. )
Im also picture, ( dirty linen )
Im guessing that, Even The travel in to heaven wouldn't be that good anymore.
What i am trying to say is.
I think ( they may have " over sold " the pure awsomness of ( going to andddd being in" heaven " )
I suggest we shouldn't go getting our hopes up.
Surly there are far better and far superior afterlife accommodations joints then the old heaven place on like first and main.
If heaven is still operational.
Highly doubt it.
As it Doesn't even appear to have ●●●● WIFI ●●●● CONNECTION
I want to give a BIG THANKS TO THE CHRISTIANS for ummmm, maintaining it.
Yeah.
Thanks Christians.
( say it like you mean it deb. )
Fucking ,
THANK YOU CHRISTIANS.